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Toona the Cat posted:Let's be honest, this entire thread knew what I was thinking. Getting your dick wet in some thot who likes lovely movies is not thinking.
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Gonna start standing for the flag again in honor of toona.
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ActusRhesus posted:some thot who likes lovely movies Heck maybe don't even commit any adultery at all, if you can manage it.
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Vox Nihili posted:Heck maybe don't even commit any adultery at all, if you can manage it. Woah there cowboy, let's not get too crazy.
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Vox Nihili posted:Heck maybe don't even commit any adultery at all, if you can manage it. Hey there mr morality police. Don’t kink shame.
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Vox Nihili posted:Heck maybe don't even commit any adultery at all, if you can manage it. Get with the times, relationship anarchy is the new it.
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Had my interview. They're interviewing 10, calling back four for another round on Monday, and then making offers to two. Didn't get to discuss bagels or the performing arts, but apparently nobody else had said my answer for "what are your strengths?" I said my ability to grind away at a task.
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Whitlam posted:Had my interview. They're interviewing 10, calling back four for another round on Monday, and then making offers to two. Didn't get to discuss bagels or the performing arts, but apparently nobody else had said my answer for "what are your strengths?" I said my ability to grind away at a task. I just love work. I also hate time off. Coincidentally, I suffer from this weird condition where if I stop working for too long, I die. Another thing I love is the pursuit of excellence in all things.
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Vox Nihili posted:I just love work. I also hate time off. Coincidentally, I suffer from this weird condition where if I stop working for too long, I die. Another thing I love is the pursuit of excellence in all things. My main weakness is perfectionism and being overly meticulous in attention to detail while meticulously triple-checking every detail that needs my undivided attention to detail, which is also a detail
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Whitlam posted:Had my interview. They're interviewing 10, calling back four for another round on Monday, and then making offers to two. Didn't get to discuss bagels or the performing arts, but apparently nobody else had said my answer for "what are your strengths?" I said my ability to grind away at a task. You should have said your ability to lose your gag reflex when partners spell your name correctly.
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Nice piece of fish posted:You should have said your ability to lose your gag reflex when partners spell your name correctly. "Turn you weak gag reflex into your greatest strength."
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Whitlam posted:Had my interview. They're interviewing 10, calling back four for another round on Monday, and then making offers to two. Didn't get to discuss bagels or the performing arts, but apparently nobody else had said my answer for "what are your strengths?" I said my ability to grind away at a task. Good luck? But that’s a pretty terrible answer.
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Sep 26, 2018 11:33
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There is always the desert, friend. Hashtag, desert law.
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ActusRhesus posted:Good luck? But that’s a pretty terrible answer. Meh. She liked it and I think that and the corresponding weakness part are pretty terrible questions, so we'll see if I get a call back. If I don't, I guess I'll just have to find a new way to develop and subsequently ignore mental health and addiction issues. Out of curiosity, what do you think is a better answer?
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Sep 26, 2018 13:16
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Something that isn’t boilerplate.
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Sep 26, 2018 13:33
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Weakness: handwriting Strength: punctuality gently caress you if you those are boilerplate because they are 100% true and I will be at the party door prior to the official time waiting for the clock to tick over so I can ring the doorbell at exactly the first second
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The basic point can be boilerplate, the part that matters is how you explain it, especially for the weaknesses one. If the only answer I can think of is too generic I start with a joke answer
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I was always taught if you have to give a boilerplate answer that you should refer to a thesaurus before hand. So "hard-working" becomes "enthusiastic worker." "Undeveloped people skills" becomes "unique attitude."
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Sep 26, 2018 14:30
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Observant becomes "jew sensing" etc etc.
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Sep 26, 2018 14:43
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My biggest weakness is answering stupid gateway questions too honestly.
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Sep 26, 2018 14:43
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Hot Dog Day #91 posted:Observant becomes "jew sensing" etc etc. Jewdar
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interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years me: my biggest weakness is not listening
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Sep 26, 2018 14:49
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the standard not obviously bullshitting but also not hurting yourself at all answer is that your weakness is the specific experience you would not be expected to have yet, will not need to be hired at the job you're applying for, but will be needed to advance in that job e.g. if you are interviewing as a midlevel associate: your weakness is business development. you've focused on being a good lawyer but have not yet had time to develop your business development chops, and aim to work on that in the coming years. if you are interviewing at another job, whatever experience the people working that job are developing if they want to be the boss. managing people is another handy one, because nobody is expected to have developed an ability to manage people well at most entry-level or midlevel jobs, but you need to develop it to advance. this both avoids revealing anything disqualifying; avoids seeming like a kavanaugh-esque nitwit by telling obvious lies; and helps you by showing that not only do you want the job you want to excel in it and advance in it, and know what you will need to work on
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my biggest weakness is probably the uncontrolled syphilis raging like a wildfire through the crumbling ruin of my brain
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personally my biggest weakness is my need to read and post on the internet during working hours sorry, what were you saying, someone was being wrong on the internet
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evilweasel posted:personally my biggest weakness is my need to read and post on the internet during working hours Hell, same. I post way too much, as most goons will agree.
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evilweasel posted:personally my biggest weakness is my deeply codependent relationship with the Trump thread
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At the interview today I said my biggest weakness coming into the job was going to be the specifics of the legal aspect, but since it's a part of a standard bureaucracy, there is plenty of written documentation in the form of statute, regulation, and previous decisions to lean on to learn. Thankfully this job is more of a managerial job, so my 12 years of management experience come more into play than my knowledge of the law in this particular area. It was the fastest interview I've had, but everything seemed to go pretty well.
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In less than two years my posting has accomplished more than almost any posting in the history of this thread…so true
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Soothing Vapors posted:my biggest weakness is probably the uncontrolled syphilis raging like a wildfire through the crumbling ruin of my brain Lol Soothing Vapors posted:readin between the lines Also lol
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Meatbag Esq. posted:interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years Loled
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Meatbag Esq. posted:interviewer: where do you see yourself in five years Yes this one was good too
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My biggest weakness is my quads. I keep skipping leg day to work on legal research.
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Sep 26, 2018 20:00
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My current employers cannot say enough good things about me. No person would be better for this job.
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My biggest weakness? No room for improvement, I'm a Bodhisattva
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Well when you’re as good at arguing about THE LAW as I am everyone seems to think you’re a dick.
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Discendo Vox posted:That letter with 65 female signers attesting to his character was prepped and waiting. “We don’t whitewash it either, Morty. The justices are really rapey.” yronic heroism fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Sep 27, 2018 |
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Sep 27, 2018 00:49
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Please tell me yall saw the latest better call Saul because holy lol that poor prosecutor
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Sep 27, 2018 03:06
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Holy poo poo there's a new season of Better Call Saul
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gently caress I just realized I /almost/ won an award named after avanetti in law school. A good friend won it instead. =(
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