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moths
Aug 25, 2004

I would also still appreciate some danger.




Now that's a sexual predator!
:yeshaha:

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Weirdo posted:

Yeah maybe a small amount of sexual dimorphism in size, or a lack of external organs which are easy to damage, but no, turns out it's just tits.

not just any tits, massive tits, because it's not like they'd be detrimental to predatoring around a jungle

Weirdo
Jul 22, 2004

I stay up late :coffee:

Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

not just any tits, massive tits, because it's not like they'd be detrimental to predatoring around a jungle
Yeah good point, she's packing. I wonder if someone has already made up a Kojima-style explanation for the purpose of the tits, because nursing doesn't make much sense with the mantis face.

Zark the Damned
Mar 9, 2013

Preda-titties have no place in canon. In the Dark Horse AVP series they feature one female Predator, 'Big Mama' (confirmed, there may be others as background characters) and she deffo doesn't have huge jugs, she's just bigger than normal Predators.
:goonsay:

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

glitchkrieg posted:

So uh that new AVP miniature sure is... something.



Isn't it canon that all the "predators" of the predator race are dumbass teenage males?

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

The Moon Monster posted:

Isn't it canon that all the "predators" of the predator race are dumbass teenage males?

Just like the "predators" that are the target consumers of this model.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007



Fun fact: I almost got this shirt one day, while drunk shopping on the internet.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
PILF :eyepop:

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
what a waste of talent

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Sexy predator mask costumes are in for Halloween this year

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

glitchkrieg posted:

So uh that new AVP miniature sure is... something.



It looks like she slipped and fell off the scenery.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
Stops copies me.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

grassy gnoll posted:

Stops copies me.



Now post the version with the dick

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



you mean versions

Warboot posted:

Also here's a little NSFW something a guy in my old Warmahordes meta came up with


WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:

take it to a chat thread y'all


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Zark the Damned posted:

Preda-titties have no place in canon. In the Dark Horse AVP series they feature one female Predator, 'Big Mama' (confirmed, there may be others as background characters) and she deffo doesn't have huge jugs, she's just bigger than normal Predators.
:goonsay:

countpoint:



SISTER MIDNIGHT
Sister Midnight was a female Yautja who found herself mysteriously drawn to the power of Witchlade. She breached the hull of a spacecraft that was attempting to infest Earth with Aliens. Sister Midnight fought a DarkAlien (a Xenomorph born from a Darkling) and was badly injured. She died while detonating her self-destruct device which destroyed the spaceship. However, she was able to complete her mission by destroying the Alien menace. Sister Midnight was featured in the Witchblade/Aliens/Darkness/Predator: Mindhunter crossover comic, released from 2000 to 2001.

Ilor
Feb 2, 2008

That's a crit.
Everyone knows crossover comics are never canon. :colbert:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



hexa
Dec 10, 2004

And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom

Zark the Damned posted:

Preda-titties have no place in canon. In the Dark Horse AVP series they feature one female Predator, 'Big Mama' (confirmed, there may be others as background characters) and she deffo doesn't have huge jugs, she's just bigger than normal Predators.
:goonsay:

According to the lore, all the females are bigger and more dangerous than the males. Certainly didn't read anything about big tiddies in the books.

I really think the sculpter used a pole-dancer for "inspiration" for the pose.

Irate Tree
Mar 12, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Someone really wanted to flatter Tim Curry! A shame they neglected his arse, though. There's nothing going on there.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

glitchkrieg posted:

I really think the sculpter used a pole-dancer for "inspiration" for the pose.

the good ones don't have enormous titties. I would know, I'm an expert

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

glitchkrieg posted:

So uh that new AVP miniature sure is... something.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7C1_po15hw

Ugleb
Nov 19, 2014

ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

goatface posted:

It looks like she slipped and fell off the scenery.

Well she would have a poor centre of balance.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Iron Crowned posted:

What does a Predator need with titties?

Unfortunately I saw the new The Predator movie, and more unfortunately it has a stupid reason that lady predators could have boobies.

GET INTO DA CHOPPA
Nov 22, 2007
D:
Came across pictures from the European Team Championship in Zagreb this summer and

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

GET INTO DA CHOPPA posted:

Came across pictures from the European Team Championship in Zagreb this summer and

I mean, maybe she just feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight?

:shrug:

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Bucnasti posted:

Unfortunately I saw the new The Predator movie, and more unfortunately it has a stupid reason that lady predators could have boobies.

I heard it ripped off the plot of Charlie Sheen's best film

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




StuG Jeebus posted:

I heard it ripped off the plot of Charlie Sheen's best film

Platoon?

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



StuG Jeebus posted:

I heard it ripped off the plot of Charlie Sheen's best film

They remade Men At Work?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

GET INTO DA CHOPPA posted:

Came across pictures from the European Team Championship in Zagreb this summer and

That's a cool Nurgle tree

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

Funzo posted:

They remade Men At Work?

You have a strange way of spelling Hot Shots Part Deux.

Spoiler for a terrible movie you should not watch:
The Predator has human DNA

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Thank you

smug jeebus
Oct 26, 2008

Bucnasti posted:

You have a strange way of spelling Hot Shots Part Deux.

Spoiler for a terrible movie you should not watch:
The Predator has human DNA

drat, that's terrible, I heard it was the predators intentionally warming the earth to terraform it.
I also forgot how many good movies Sheen made.

Bucnasti
Aug 14, 2012

I'll Fetch My Sarcasm Robes

StuG Jeebus posted:

drat, that's terrible, I heard it was the predators intentionally warming the earth to terraform it.
I also forgot how many good movies Sheen made.

There was that too... the movie is a flaming diaper of dumb things.

For content.

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Bucnasti posted:

Spoiler for a terrible movie you should not watch:
The Predator has human DNA

Noooo wtf why

Science Rocket
Sep 4, 2006

Putting the Flash in Flash Man

Bucnasti posted:

There was that too... the movie is a flaming diaper of dumb things.

For content.



Well, it's not too far off base. The Marine on top looks like he's from a Salamanders' successor, and they're known to Blaze it :420:

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Yeah, the backwards sponsons look strange but at least he isn’t using the (well made but ...questionable...) Spellcrow “Soul Brother” heads?

This is why I really feel like we should have gone with the “At least it isn’t a rape diorama?” option in the most-recent re-subtitling.

Herr Tog
Jun 18, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Bucnasti posted:

There was that too... the movie is a flaming diaper of dumb things.

For content.



thank you for your report and for the content

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

AndyElusive posted:

Noooo wtf why

The Predator wants to abduct an autistic kid because, as many experts agree, autistic people are the next stage of human evolution.

darnon
Nov 8, 2009
Ah, so Shane Black read Blindsight, too.

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Daeren
Aug 18, 2009

YER MUSTACHE IS CROOKED

MasterSlowPoke posted:

The Predator wants to abduct an autistic kid because, as many experts agree, autistic people are the next stage of human evolution.

This legit isn't a joke.

It's one of the most wildly stupid and confusing portrayals I've ever seen.

Daeren fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Sep 29, 2018

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