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General Dog posted:Some of these people need to go ahead and graduate to books for adults hilary is like jean valjean.... kamala is like lenny... booker is like holden... (bernie is tom joad)
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Bernie is Dujek, by no means perfect but at least he recognizes how poo poo Laseen is and leads a rebellion against her
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Sep 26, 2018 20:00
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got any sevens posted:future tweet: hillary is thernadier gone into politics, booker is the martian secretary of defense, kamala is actually like lenny in that she's retarded and needs to be shot
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Sep 26, 2018 20:55
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Ganoes Paran is the Jeb of Malazan
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Sep 26, 2018 21:00
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https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1045039060081942530 https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1045041207620104197 https://twitter.com/steak_umm/status/1045043102862503941
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Sep 26, 2018 22:03
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how dare you show me this
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Sep 26, 2018 22:06
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make ends meat
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Sep 26, 2018 22:09
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I'm never eating meat again
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Sep 26, 2018 22:10
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i liked steak ums a lot better before i learned it was a real product
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Sep 26, 2018 22:13
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the bitcoin of weed posted:i liked steak ums a lot better before i learned it was a real product https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4lxogGfIRw&t=281s "You INGESTED those?" "By the boxload!"
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Sep 26, 2018 22:23
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Kill JK Rowling. She trying to act like all her ideas didn't come from reading the Monstrous Manual. Dumb bitch doesn't even know what a naga is. loving disgraceful. Kill JK Rowling. Hitler is gay and Trump is Voldemort and Harry is Jesus and I'm gonna milk this cow until judgement day.
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Sep 26, 2018 22:25
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Lol Neville murdered an Asian lady with a sword
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Sep 26, 2018 22:34
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Ganoes Paran is the Jeb of Malazan Which guy was he again there's about 5000 characters Is Trump karsa? Likes to rape and destroy? Also Neville is the only actual hero of those books
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Sep 26, 2018 22:35
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the bitcoin of weed posted:i liked steak ums a lot better before i learned it was a real product 100% same. i thought the idea of a made-up processed meat product demanding to be given the special #brand treatment was hilarious but then it turned out to be an actual ad campaign which sucked
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mastershakeman posted:Also Neville is the only actual hero of those books I never would have banked on the character who was a risible doof in most of the story to come back and vindicate himself in such style. Truly inspiring.
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Sep 26, 2018 22:37
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mastershakeman posted:Which guy was he again there's about 5000 characters He's the main dude from the very first book, the one who has one sister that became the adjunct to the empress and the other I don't know what happened because I never finished them but I'm working on it He dies by the end of the third book iirc
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Sep 26, 2018 22:39
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which book character is jeb!?
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Coohoolin posted:Lol Neville murdered an Asian lady with a sword that asian lady is a cannibal
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Shear Modulus posted:which book character is jeb!? Ned Stark 
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Sep 26, 2018 22:43
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mastershakeman posted:Which guy was he again there's about 5000 characters Paran was the guy in the first book who appeared to be a Luke Skywalker type at first but turned out to be a waste, yet he somehow fell backwards into becoming a god because apotheosis is easy in Malazan if you're at the right place at the right time.
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super sweet best pal posted:Paran was the guy in the first book who appeared to be a Luke Skywalker type at first but turned out to be a waste, yet he somehow fell backwards into becoming a god because apotheosis is easy in Malazan if you're at the right place at the right time. Malazan is the only book I don't care about spoilers because they're always batshit insane
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Sep 26, 2018 22:47
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Also he's not technically a god or even an ascendant
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Sep 26, 2018 22:50
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I’d gently caress a snake if you told me it was secretly a hot Asian lady.
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Sep 26, 2018 22:53
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phasmid posted:Ned Stark Jeb! is Ser Pounce!
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Sep 26, 2018 22:54
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Peanut President posted:Jeb! is Ser Pounce! Low-energy Pounce.
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Sep 26, 2018 22:56
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veiled boner fuel posted:I’d gently caress a snake if you told me it was secretly a hot Asian lady. Boy, do I have something important to tell you about the snake at your nearest zoo...
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Sep 26, 2018 23:05
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Sep 26, 2018 23:05
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How long until the deviantart pages of big tiddy nagini lactation porn start popping up
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Sep 26, 2018 23:09
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Coohoolin posted:How long until the deviantart pages of big tiddy nagini lactation porn start popping up It started literal minutes after the reveal.
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Sep 26, 2018 23:11
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StashAugustine posted:hillary is thernadier gone into politics, booker is the martian secretary of defense, kamala is actually like lenny in that she's retarded and needs to be shot (i was just throwing names out there without thinking, like an idiot lib would) hilary as thenardier is good
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Sep 26, 2018 23:21
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Coohoolin posted:How long until the deviantart pages of big tiddy nagini lactation porn start popping up just change the outfits on some xcom 2 porn and you're already there
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Sep 26, 2018 23:23
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House words: "A Jeb! in the hand is worth two in the Bush."
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Sep 26, 2018 23:25
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veiled boner fuel posted:I’d gently caress a snake if you told me it was secretly a hot Asian lady. harry can talk to snakes and the first girl he falls for is chinese coincidence? JK has been planning this from the get go
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Sep 26, 2018 23:26
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:Also he's not technically a god or even an ascendant Divine janitor then?
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Sep 26, 2018 23:28
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The best thing about Malazan is that Tatterstail is Canon thicc af and fucks
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Sep 26, 2018 23:38
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super sweet best pal posted:Divine janitor then? Big pimpin is his official title
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Sep 26, 2018 23:39
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phasmid posted:House words: "A Jeb! in the hand is worth two in the Bush." That's good but surely it'd be "Please Clap"
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Sep 27, 2018 01:21
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 Thanks Youtube.
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Sep 27, 2018 02:22
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I googled malazan and it is absolutely some awful nerd poo poo, welp be seeing you
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Crane Fist posted:I googled malazan and it is absolutely some awful nerd poo poo, welp be seeing you Yeah it rules
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