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jyrque posted:*stares bewildered at the flaming crater full of urine, dead children lying about, stacks of scribbled on calendars and Danald J Trmup beaming in the middle of it, giving thumbs up* America
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Make the tweet, you fat, mushroom-dick having motherfucker!
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jyrque posted:*stares bewildered at the flaming crater full of urine, dead children lying about, stacks of scribbled on calendars and Danald J Trmup beaming in the middle of it, giving thumbs up* *opening credits for America's Funniest Home Videos starts playing*
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More infrastructure this week than I can handle. And it's motherfucking Thursday. Today is going to kick rear end
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lmao im not owned, im not owned
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I think I understand why Trump supporters still stand behind him after this abortion of a press conference. Trump supporters don't hear the words he said but see his mannerisms and actions. To everyone else, his words are incoherent rambles. To them, he's a fighter.
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Ashmole posted:I think I understand why Trump supporters still stand behind him after this abortion of a press conference. Trump supporters don't hear the words he said but see his mannerisms and actions. To everyone else, his words are incoherent rambles. To them, he's a fighter. I imagine them thinking, "Wow, look at him go! They can't keep up! Heck, I can't keep up, none of that made any sense to me! What a genius!"
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saying make the tweet fat bitch seems a little aggressive, i prefer make the tweet dumb bitch
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why not both
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Another book incoming https://www.theguardian.com/news/2018/sep/27/this-guy-doesnt-know-anything-the-inside-story-of-trumps-shambolic-transition-team quote:Bannon and Christie together set out to explain to Trump federal law. Months before the election, the law said, the nominees of the two major parties were expected to prepare to take control of the government. The government supplied them with office space in downtown DC, along with computers and rubbish bins and so on, but the campaigns paid their people. To which Trump replied: gently caress the law. I don’t give a gently caress about the law. I want my loving money. Bannon and Christie tried to explain that Trump couldn’t have both his money and a transition. quote:The money that people donated to his campaign Trump considered, effectively, his own. He thought the planning and forethought pointless. At one point he turned to Christie and said: “Chris, you and I are so smart that we can leave the victory party two hours early and do the transition ourselves.”
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Tip posted:We've lost exactly 1488 children according to our nazi overlords. It's astounding (and horrifying) that this is actually true and not just a 1488 joke
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quote:Mike Pence went to kiss his wife, Karen, and she turned away from him. “You got what you wanted, Mike,” she said. “Now leave me alone.” She wouldn’t so much as say hello to Trump Maybe she was feeling a little hoarse, Mike. quote:Before any of the calls could be made, however, the president of Egypt called in to the switchboard at Trump Tower and somehow got the operator to put him straight through to Trump. “Trump was like ... I love the Bangles! You know that song Walk Like an Egyptian?” recalled one of his advisers on the scene. lol quote:the [Department of Agriculture] essentially maintained rural America, and also ensured that the American poor and the elderly did not starve. Much of its work was complicated and technical – and yet for the months between the election and the inauguration, Trump people never turned up to learn about it. Only on inauguration day did they flood into the building, but the people who showed up had no idea why they were there or what they were meant to do. Trump sent, among others, a long-haul truck driver, a telephone company clerk, a gas company meter reader, a country club cabana attendant, a Republican National Committee intern and the owner of a scented candle company. One of the CVs listed the new appointee’s only skill as “a pleasant demeanor”. hahahaha it dont matter fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Sep 27, 2018 |
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Holy poo poo that press conference was something. My favorite bits, in no particular order: Attacking George Washington "I have a very very very large..... brain" "I'm saying things, nobody understands me in there" Talking over EVERY single person, but especially every single woman and ignoring almost every single question The weird way he'd say stuff like "You did a very good job, by the way" or "The NY Times is failing, but you're not" to every female reporter. Cause you know in his pudding brain he thought these were the best compliments and that obviously he can't hate women if he says stuff like this! Proving that he doesn't understand what interest rates are "I've said so much worse than con job. That's confidence job, you know."
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Bogus Adventure posted:Someone in the L4GG reposted that op-ed as a warning on how the loving morons who think they're experts in the law are, in fact, loving morons. lol its written by a Yale law professor
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alphabettitouretti posted:lol ... He is literally Mao Zedong. Appoint loyalists instead of people with actual knowledge? Check. Become furious when criticized? Yep. Make up new policies on a whim? Check. Blame someone else when those policies inevitably fail? Check. Advocate violence against political opponents? Check-o-roony. Spend massive amounts of time effectively on vacation? One check. Try to jump start steel industry despite knowing nothing about steel? Two check. Terrify the people around him to the point that they will lie instead of pushing back on any issue? Red check. Not giving a gently caress about his people dying? Blue check. Wants his actions portrayed in some kind of messianic light? You betcha. Potentially suffering from a degenerative brain disorder? Is it infrastructure week? Who am I? Where are my keys? Ivanka please help I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
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oh my god https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/912994446219898880
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I personally enjoyed him calling on the ex-NYT and immediately railing against the NYT , only for her to be like ‘.......sir, I’m now with PBS’ Also the proclamation that any media outlet that isn’t with him would fail isn’t at all concerning As is his constant admiration for dictators and forever-presidents Oh, and the whole Kurdish thing. I have to think this is the point where Kelley was writhing in his chair
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He will help to #MAGA! (Make Adolescent Girls Accomodating)
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:He will help to #MAGA! (Make Adolescent Girls Accomodating) gracious
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Tip posted:I imagine them thinking, "Wow, look at him go! They can't keep up! Heck, I can't keep up, none of that made any sense to me! What a genius!" The sad thing is they probably DID understand him, in their own special way 
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Sep 27, 2018 12:38
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Dr.Caligari posted:I personally enjoyed him calling on the ex-NYT and immediately railing against the NYT , only for her to be like ‘.......sir, I’m now with PBS’ Mr Kurd, let's go with Mr Kurd
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Tenbux McGee posted:... He is nothing like Mao. Mao's power basis came from being a very successful military leader and had royal support from his generals. Mao defeated KMT, which had 10x more resource than the CCP. He basically wrote the book on asymmetric warfare. Mao is a military strongman archetype who unfortunately lived too long. Trump is a demagogue archetype, who is an agent of the boomers, swore to poo poo up America before they die.
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Senile mouldy orange in the White House. What could possibly go wrong???
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Jose posted:lol its written by a Yale law professor They almost 100% confirms they have no understanding of law, OP
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Has anyone posted who the mysterious "Mr. Pillsbury" is? Was Trump hallucinating the Dough Boy talking to him about China?
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Boomers are rubes in a tent If you were to tell boomers they should buy dragon dildos because it supports Trump they would probably do it
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*Walks around with dildo necklace* "Yes this is a symbol of male virility. Triggerd dimlibs lmfao"
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nice meltdown https://twitter.com/AC360/status/1045114825280376832
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lol Reminder that these people are allowed to vote, procreate, raise children and drive cars in your towns:
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:lol Reminder that these people are allowed to vote, have children and drive cars in your towns: They're probably also your doctors and police officers, and firemen. Remember why the KKK wore hoods.
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Olds jokes  I hate this guy's "attempts" at "comedy" so much
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alphabettitouretti posted:Another book incoming Pro-click, this is a good read, goddamn
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I'm unfortunately blocked by Governor Huckabee on twitter, or else I would tell him "The only 'Hot-Dog' is that one your large adult son tortured and murdered"
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He’s going to pardon Cosby
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Donald "Porndog" Trump
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that press conference. whoever linked it and said 32 mins, thankyou
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