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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Propitious Jerk posted:



Thanks Youtube.

lol

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012


this bowsette poo poo is getting out of hand

OmanyteJackson
Mar 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tunicate posted:

this bowsette poo poo is getting out of hand

Man, imagine the world where Miyamoto tweets like J.K Rowling.

"Oh, Toadsworth is gay, Daisy is jewish, and Mowzer is secretly a Turkish woman, just btw"

OmanyteJackson has issued a correction as of 05:32 on Sep 27, 2018

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

steinrokkan posted:

Look at your prejudice, nowhere in the books does it say Nagini was a snake - she has been a platypus all along!

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action!

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

OmanyteJackson posted:

Man, imagine the world where Miyamoto tweets like J.K Rowling.

"Oh, Toadsworth is gay, Daisy is jewish, and Mowzer is secretly a Turkish woman, just btw"

Tell us something we don't know

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Waluigi is a transgender furry

Wario is just a straight white male

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
wario is mario’s fat alcoholic dad

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

is wario a libertarian?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Tunicate posted:

is wario a libertarian?

no, he's an ancap

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Tunicate posted:

is wario a libertarian?

only 11,895 more pages to go

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Ghost Leviathan posted:

A semi-aquatic egg-laying mammal of action!

/grinds teeth

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Low Desert Punk posted:

no, he's an ancap

Mario is Italian, so he's more likely to be ancap, if anything. Wario is German, so he's probably a corporatist.

And yes, Wario is German.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
is mario unionized

he's a nyc plumber

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
This is already settled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TycfDgg4acY

Inklings are clearly Posadists, Link is off the grid, Villager is a populist and Isabelle is too tired to vote.

Algund Eenboom
May 4, 2014

Art House Politics

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



https://twitter.com/dril/status/107911000199671808

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

wario is short for wahhabist mario

Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



waaaaaahhabist mario

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Mods, change my name

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

Paladinus posted:

Mario is Italian, so he's more likely to be ancap, if anything. Wario is German, so he's probably a corporatist.

And yes, Wario is German.

Bullshit, Wario is Armenian

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 219 days!

Propitious Jerk posted:



Thanks Youtube.

the most powerful card, Richard Garfield secretly og woke black power supporter

i mean black is literally evil magic in his game, othh mirage was like "okay we've been showing you shitholes on this world so far, but that's just because everyone was white. the big civilized continent is all black folks"

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 219 days!

Tunicate posted:

is wario a libertarian?

no, he's much more self-aware

examine his creed: i'm-a wario, i'm-a gonna win!

he has utter faith of his ability to navigate and master any rules system

he devotes no energy to bemoaning elements of a system which limit him

he understands his creed applies to himself alone; only one person can win the game

Hodgepodge has issued a correction as of 09:53 on Sep 28, 2018

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Ghost Leviathan posted:

This is already settled: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TycfDgg4acY

Inklings are clearly Posadists, Link is off the grid, Villager is a populist and Isabelle is too tired to vote.

Wendy's a socialist but otherwise this seems correct.

x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx
Jan 21, 2013



When I was told the snake would be rewritten to be the victim of a family curse inherited from the mother my first thought was that JK Rowling was retroactively adding another jewish character

In my defense it wouldn't have been the first antisemitic caricature in the canon

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

did anyone post beef Mormonism

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

here's Roxane Gay on money

https://twitter.com/erindyanam/status/1046442103025397761

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


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Having two assistants seems stressful for everyone

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
I don’t know who that person is, but if she has multiple “agents” and assistants and they are taking too much money, maybe she could get by with only one agent somehow?

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf
Agents $3600
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

OmanyteJackson
Mar 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
That whole thread is worth a read for better context.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

I don’t know who that person is, but if she has multiple “agents” and assistants and they are taking too much money, maybe she could get by with only one agent somehow?

She could probably find one agent who covers what her current representation covers, but having more than one agent isn't uncommon. I doubt she needs two assistants, though.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

If 40% of her money is going to taxes, what tax bracket is she in? :thunk:

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Tunicate posted:

If 40% of her money is going to taxes, what tax bracket is she in? :thunk:

with the way our tax code is written probably the 0-15,000 dollars.

but obviously she is in the 250k+ bracket and is hyperbolizing about Her Taxes, even though her effective tax rate is closer to 25%.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


ate poo poo on live tv posted:

with the way our tax code is written probably the 0-15,000 dollars.

but obviously she is in the 250k+ bracket and is hyperbolizing about Her Taxes, even though her effective tax rate is closer to 25%.

it means she is making at least $400k if she’s referring to her 2017 taxes, or $500k in 2018 (assuming she is talking federal and not state and local). It’s a marginal rate though, so if a significant portion of her income is actually being taxed at the ~39% marginal rate then she is actually making way more then that.

<lol>

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

an actual dog posted:

here's Roxane Gay on money

It's honestly difficult for me to comprehend what a complete and utter piece of poo poo you'd have to be to make that much money and then complain about taxes (or even try to downplay your circumstances at all).

The only way I can imagine this happens is if the person in question simply has no close personal relationships with anyone else who isn't also wealthy, because otherwise it seems like you'd at least feel ashamed.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Roxane Gay was also the same person who lectured a McDonald’s clerk about the gender oppression of happy meal toys. lmao

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Taintrunner posted:

Roxane Gay was also the same person who lectured a McDonald’s clerk about the gender oppression of happy meal toys. lmao

Fabulous.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Taintrunner posted:

Roxane Gay was also the same person who lectured a McDonald’s clerk about the gender oppression of happy meal toys. lmao

I'm sure the clerk could tell stories of the My Little Pony promotions.

Gist of the tweets seems to be that rich black people aren't actually much better than rich white people, but take advantage (knowingly or otherwise) of how everyone assumes a black person at least grew up poor.

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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

This sucks because Roxane can be genuinely insightful, but Twitter and getting paid to be woke in major media outlets have conspired to break her brain.

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