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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

the nurse with a 'HOOK' turned to the PATIENT and said "WELCOME! to the republican party"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 19:47

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Biplane: Jul 18, 2005

The Aristocrats

# ? Sep 27, 2018 20:15

dobbymoodge: Mar 8, 2005

captainOrbital posted:

I mean there's a variety of reasons why that hole setup doesn't make sense.

For starters

ftfy

# ? Sep 27, 2018 21:57

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Phy posted:

The ol' "Why should I change it, he's the one who sucks"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:12

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:25

Rolo: Nov 16, 2005; Hmm, what have we here?

Those kick rear end.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:47

Caedus: Sep 11, 2007; It's good to have a sense of scale.

Anyone know where those come from? I would very much like to do a set of buttons for those, but I won't if there's a current owner of the brand or anything like that. If it's from some long-gone company tho, fair game.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:59

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

I would love to have one of those as a wall print, but I have absolutely no idea which one I would pick.

Caedus posted:

Anyone know where those come from? I would very much like to do a set of buttons for those, but I won't if there's a current owner of the brand or anything like that. If it's from some long-gone company tho, fair game.

https://www.ravizupa.com/store/

# ? Sep 27, 2018 22:59

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

Caedus posted:

Anyone know where those come from? I would very much like to do a set of buttons for those, but I won't if there's a current owner of the brand or anything like that. If it's from some long-gone company tho, fair game.

I believe they're a modern art project. I don't remember who did them, though.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:02

Caedus: Sep 11, 2007; It's good to have a sense of scale.

Jamesman posted:

I would love to have one of those as a wall print, but I have absolutely no idea which one I would pick.

https://www.ravizupa.com/store/

Oh poo poo, thanks. I didn't realize they were a modern thing! I won't go stealing someone's art project.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:06

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

captainOrbital posted:

I mean there's a variety of reasons why that whole setup doesn't make sense.

For starters

A man and his son are in a terrible accident and are rushed to the hospital in critical care. The doctor looks at the boy and exclaims "ARRRRRRRRRRR! I canna operate on 'dar here boy! D'I've a hook fer a hand!" How could this be?

Answer: The doctor is a gay pirate...with a hook for a hand

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:14

Brute Hole Force: Dec 25, 2005; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spog posted:

"Doctor, doctor. I have a stabbing pain in my bottom"
"Go and see the nurse and drop your trousers"
"Nurse, what's wrong with his bottom?"
"Nothing's wrong with his bottom, doctor. The patient has a hook for his hand"

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:21

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:17

Dungeon Ecology: Feb 9, 2011

i cant explain it so ipso facto its true

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:22

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I'm 2017.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:30

Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

Solice Kirsk posted:

I'm 2017.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:13

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Chinese foreign expert resigned!!!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:18

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1045476093225037824

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:32

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

There�s more:

# ? Sep 28, 2018 03:06

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

It died

# ? Sep 28, 2018 03:10

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 04:15

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Yes,they increased the cream and decreased the milk

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:22

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

oldpainless posted:

Yes,they increased the cream and decreased the milk

Then it's not half and half anymore, is it? :goonsay:

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:32

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Then it's not half and half anymore, is it?

It's just more half of the cream.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:34

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Neddy Seagoon posted:

Then it's not half and half anymore, is it?

Look jerk I don�t make the rules

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:39

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Maybe it's half of a 378mL jug of milk, and half of a 1513mL jug of cream. Boom, 946mL of half/half with 30% more cream than their regular half and half.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:44

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Doctor Zero posted:

Those diabolical bastards!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:45

MrXmas: Apr 10, 2006; Let's Get Sweaty

Doctor Zero posted:

65 & 35 just didn't test well with focus groups

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:41

Evilreaver: Feb 26, 2007; GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!; Dinosaur Gum

MrXmas posted:

65 & 35 just didn't test well with focus groups

"Gimme a quart of 'Three quarters & a quarter'", you'd say

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:44

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

MrXmas posted:

65 & 35 just didn't test well with focus groups

Seemed to do well with Republicans though, for some reason.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:47

Filthy Haiku: Oct 22, 2010; i am shattering like glass

but at least
i have

springy ride

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Seemed to do well with Republicans though, for some reason.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:49

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

How is the half & half on the right being held up?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:57

Jedrick: Mar 21, 2010; There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

80/20 then?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:57

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

burial posted:

How is the half & half on the right being held up?

Long long fingers.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 07:06

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Facebook Aunt posted:

Long long fingers.

Loooong laaaoonnnng haaAAAaaaaands

# ? Sep 28, 2018 07:10

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Long long fingers.

But that�s creepy and also doesn�t look possible!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 07:21

Coq au Nandos: Nov 7, 2006; I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.