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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

It's from the gritty Zelda game where he has a sword for an arm.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 23:43

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# ? May 16, 2024 07:29

Monolith.: Jan 28, 2011; To save the world from the expanding Zone.

The Master Sword could look a lot worse. At least nothing is misspelled.

# ? Sep 24, 2018 23:48

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

theflyingexecutive posted:

Is that supposed to be the blade? Because it looks like an elaborate purple dildo

Its very obviously the hilt and pommel...

I mean its poo poo but you should get your eyes checked. The blade is at the bottom, most of it is cut off with the stupid stink lines.

Its like he wanted to do one of those "the tattoo is inside my flesh and was revealed by a scratch" tattoos, but half-assed the concept.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 00:03

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Tasteless Tattoos: it looks like an elaborate purple dildo

# ? Sep 25, 2018 01:38

Nuevo: May 23, 2006; Fun Shoe

Endless Mike posted:

It's from the gritty Zelda game where he has a sword for an arm.

Setting aside the sentiment and the spelling, check out that rad super parallel base of the cross, and how the flag definitely connects to its other half behind the cross and totally isn't somehow wood back there. :allears:

# ? Sep 25, 2018 02:02

Don Gato: Apr 28, 2013; Actually a bipedal cat.; Grimey Drawer

Nuevo posted:

Setting aside the sentiment and the spelling, check out that rad super parallel base of the cross, and how the flag definitely connects to its other half behind the cross and totally isn't somehow wood back there.

I don't see anything wrong with that, the Confederate battle flag is best displayed torn in half.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:22

Wangsbig: May 27, 2007

(un?)fortunately that thing will look like a giant bruise in a year's time

# ? Sep 25, 2018 04:29

rockcity: Jan 16, 2004

The artist also has zero idea on how to blend any colors. Seriously, look at any two neighboring colors and you can see basically distinctly where they meet.

I don�t even think the background is supposed to be anything other than just a decorative background with no real logic to it.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 05:44

Goosed it.: Nov 3, 2011

Zaphod42 posted:

Its very obviously the hilt and pommel...

I mean its poo poo but you should get your eyes checked. The blade is at the bottom, most of it is cut off with the stupid stink lines.

Its like he wanted to do one of those "the tattoo is inside my flesh and was revealed by a scratch" tattoos, but half-assed the concept.

If you aren't a Zelda/sword fan it's not obvious at all. The blade going into the skin is obscured by the dark stink lines behind.

# ? Sep 25, 2018 08:49

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMEhVclMgN

Llacy(?) and Rhandy :confuoot:

Edit: gotta throw this bad mama jamma on here cause yuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJ_CBcgxED

Johnny Truant has a new favorite as of 13:18 on Sep 26, 2018

# ? Sep 26, 2018 13:13

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMEhVclMgN

Llacy(?) and Rhandy

Edit: gotta throw this bad mama jamma on here cause yuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJ_CBcgxED

I think that it's supposed to be Tracy but could also be Fracy

# ? Sep 26, 2018 14:25

hyperhazard: Dec 4, 2011; I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Johnny Truant posted:

Edit: gotta throw this bad mama jamma on here cause yuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJ_CBcgxED

Ah, I see he's been to the US, the UK, Mexico, Brazil, and Candyland.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 18:07

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

hyperhazard posted:

Ah, I see he's been to the US, the UK, Mexico, Brazil, and Candyland.

You made it further than me. drat what a mess.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 18:12

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

hyperhazard posted:

Ah, I see he's been to the US, the UK, Mexico, Brazil, and Candyland.

Seriously is that not supposed to be a peppermint swirl? Because that is all I see down there.

# ? Sep 26, 2018 22:22

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

its the flag of hong kong you goons

edit: while we're at it, that's Iceland, not the UK.

Tears In A Vial has a new favorite as of 22:33 on Sep 26, 2018

# ? Sep 26, 2018 22:31

SoUncool: Oct 21, 2010

Tears In A Vial posted:

its the flag of hong kong you goons

edit: while we're at it, that's Iceland, not the UK.

I think I see Spain, Colombia, Thailand, Switzerland and Peru, too.

edit: also, the idiot who did the tattoo apparently thinks it's Great Britain, too.

idiot posted:

We took the borders with their flag designs/colors of all the countries hes traveled too, and made an abstract mash up of them using my watercolor style. How many do you see? 🇧🇷🇨🇲🇬🇧🇫🇷🇮🇸🇲🇱🇺🇸

SoUncool has a new favorite as of 06:30 on Sep 27, 2018

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:27

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

So that's gonna last what 10 minutes before it looks like washed out rear end?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 06:43

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Johnny Truant posted:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoMEhVclMgN

Llacy(?) and Rhandy

Edit: gotta throw this bad mama jamma on here cause yuck

https://www.instagram.com/p/BoJ_CBcgxED

Ahhh I shall never forget the 17th of ajfksagd

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:16

EmptyVessel: Oct 30, 2012

It's ao�t - French for August.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:23

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

That's an A and an O?!

# ? Sep 27, 2018 15:54

Doctor Zero: Sep 21, 2002; Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

Shoehead posted:

Ahhh I shall never forget the 17th of ajfksagd

Fracy Rhandy?

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:26

EmptyVessel: Oct 30, 2012

Shoehead posted:

That's an A and an O?!

Yep. And pretty sure its Tracy at the start. Guessing it was an August wedding.

# ? Sep 27, 2018 23:34

Tears In A Vial: Jan 13, 2008

A 16-year-old Ohio tattoo artist is facing two misdemeanor charges after a viral Facebook video allegedly showed him giving a 10-year-old boy a permanent tattoo, court records showed.

The teen was formally charged Thursday and is being held in the juvenile detention center for an unrelated offense, Logan County Prosecutor Eric Stewart said.

https://www.wpxi.com/news/trending-now/teen-accused-of-giving-10yearold-boy-permanent-tattoo-facing-charges/842558195

https://www.mydaytondailynews.com/news/local/teen-accused-giving-child-permanent-tattoo-facing-charges/w1evm5SzellbhPxM0JmnRJ/

Tears In A Vial has a new favorite as of 00:41 on Sep 28, 2018

# ? Sep 28, 2018 00:36

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

A 16 year old tattoo *artist*

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:03

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

I guess it was legal because in Ohio it's like getting a piercing, if the parent gives consent, it's all good. The mother was the one filming and the 10 year old asked for the tattoo...

The police are going for "unsanitary conditions" and poo poo for charges.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:17

King of Foolians: Mar 16, 2006; Long live the King!

Goosed it. posted:

If you aren't a Zelda/sword fan it's not obvious at all. The blade going into the skin is obscured by the dark stink lines behind.

It doesn�t help that they went with purple/blue color scheme for the entire sword. The Master Sword�s blade is silver/gray/metallic like most swords, it�s not the same color as the hilt!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:48

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Knee posted:

I guess it was legal because in Ohio it's like getting a piercing, if the parent gives consent, it's all good. The mother was the one filming and the 10 year old asked for the tattoo...

The police are going for "unsanitary conditions" and poo poo for charges.

Lol that's pretty dumb. Your parents were stupid enough to let you get a tattoo at 10 years old so clearly there's no problem here!

I feel like when I was growing up in Tennessee there was an age requirement for body piercings with parent consent possibly 13 or 16. Not sure if tattoos were the same category. I could be totally wrong but I vaguely remember something about this from when a friend in middle school got her nose pierced.

I mean actually, if you think about it it's not really right for a 10 year old to get a permanent body piercing either. It also might not even stay in the right spot because their body is still growing rapidly! Thinking mainly of like a navel piercing.

Edit - I was curious so I looked it up. I found this guide to state laws:
https://www.cga.ct.gov/2013/rpt/2013-R-0231.htm

There's definitely a lot of variability. I guess Tennessee doesn't specify an age for body piercing on minors with parent consent. Tattoos are completely prohibited under 18. Interestingly they have an exception for covering up an existing tattoo if they are at least 16 years old. Like I guess if some kid put a stick and poke "gently caress" on their own leg or something the parent could give consent to do a cover up with a professional. That's actually kind of interesting.

Dixville has a new favorite as of 14:48 on Sep 28, 2018

# ? Sep 28, 2018 14:34

Rondette: Nov 4, 2009; Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.; Grimey Drawer

I could not figure this out until I read the description

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 17:46

uXs: May 3, 2005; Mark it zero!

Sad Batman? Seems pretty obvious.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 17:58

Blade_of_tyshalle: Jul 12, 2009; If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

"The Virgin Dark Knight" is what that ludicrous slouch tells me.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 18:13

Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

He's not sad, he's peeing in an alley

# ? Sep 28, 2018 18:18

silvergoose: Mar 18, 2006; IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS

Three buildings moon?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 18:40

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

It's Alfred Hitchcock wearing cat ears :colbert:

# ? Sep 28, 2018 21:30

Serious Party Gods: Apr 2, 2009

Rondette posted:

I could not figure this out until I read the description

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

# ? Sep 28, 2018 21:39

whypick1: Dec 18, 2009; Just another jackass on the Internet

Serious Party Gods posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

For some reason I'm picturing Lego Batman and Robin doing this...

# ? Sep 28, 2018 21:57

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

Clearly it's the Caped Crusader dutifully exploring an abandoned building (as a favor to billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne, who wants to turn it into affordable family housing), keeping his eyes on his footing on the junk-covered floors

"Holy black mold, Batman! I don't like the looks of this room at all!"
"I agree with your assessment, old chum; the floor here feels quite worryingly spongy underfoot. We must don our Bat-Respirators and enter...the basement."

# ? Sep 28, 2018 22:03

BovineFury: Oct 28, 2007; I moo for great justice!

Rondette posted:

I could not figure this out until I read the description

Obviously meant to be a chest tattoo with moon nipple.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 22:46

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."