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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





pubic works project posted:

Thanks Melvin Gordon!

May I present the alternative opinion of gently caress you Melvin Gordon?

Also Keenan Allen please do something for ffs.

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
loving Kittle. loving TEs. loving Njoku. gently caress me.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I apologize to everyone who listened to my stupid rear end about George Kittle

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





:yeah: Kamaraaaaaa

Also suck it Giants.

Anti-Hero
Feb 26, 2004
gently caress, I have Yeldon sitting on my bench because I figured Fournette would stay healthy the whole game. Stupid me.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
I apologize for encouraging anyone to have faith in Browns players.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Russ Wilson
Michael Thomas
Keenan Allen
Watkins
Golloday
Dalvin cook
Gronk

0 TDs combined. Oh and had Cleveland defense

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I apologize for encouraging anyone to have faith in Browns players.

Hyde is good.

Varg
Jan 13, 2007

A friendly face.

Welp I'm not winning a drat thing this week

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Might match up tonight might be between the top and second highest score this week. Up 30 and he has Tucker and the Ravens D, well all I have left is my crippling pessimism.

Edit: man I really should not have dropped John Brown.

Quiet Feet fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Oct 1, 2018

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
on behalf of all Julio owners, i say gently caress you Matt Ryan stop throwing TD's to everyone but Julio.


He still did amazing, but drat it's frustrating.

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004

VietCampo posted:

on behalf of all Julio owners, i say gently caress you Matt Ryan stop throwing TD's to everyone but Julio.


He still did amazing, but drat it's frustrating.

But who else was I supposed to spot-start in light of the impending Fitzplosion?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

I need Smith Schuester to do as good as last week if I want my perfect record to survive :|

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Can’t watch the game right now, but have Connor and Smith playing. What is going on with Pittsburgh’s offense?

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


Baltimore is good

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Spoeank posted:

I apologize to everyone who listened to my stupid rear end about George Kittle

I make my own failures.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Holy gently caress Collins you deserve none of the touches. What the gently caress.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



It's looking like my 3-0 reign of terror will come to an end. But at least I'll still be 1st place most likely.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
Wake up pls AB84

Kloaked00
Jun 21, 2005

I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

gently caress AB84. Give me more Connor and JuJu

Mikey Purp
Sep 30, 2008

I realized it's gotten out of control. I realize I'm out of control.

Matt Zerella posted:

Wake up pls AB84

"OK."

- Antonio Brown

Now do Conner and Collins. I need them to outscore John Brown by 30 points.

Santheb
Jul 13, 2005

Felt super smart drafting Alex Collins. Now I feel very low IQ

Rick Grimes
Oct 12, 2005

We Are The Walking Dead
Of course I benched Cooper x2 this week... but I think I’ll survive with his replacement, John Brown :smugbert:

tonic
Jan 4, 2003

John Brown won me a week... has been surprisingly... startable?

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
And then you have one of those weeks where the only players to net you double digits are your starting QB and a dead Eifert who was benched anyway.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Please get at least 6 points tomorrow, Reek.

gloom
Feb 1, 2003
distracted from distraction by distraction

tonic posted:

John Brown won me a week... has been surprisingly... startable?
He looks great, might be high variance but came through on a day my only solid WR (Michael Thomas) had a quiet game.

Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF



I put up 158 points in 0.5 PPR so far and still may lose because he has Kareem Hunt and Kelce :rolleyes:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Family League: 4-0 with a solid chance of yet again having the most points scored. 143 points in half PPR with Sanders left to play.

Other Leagues: Don't care (lost).

dxt
Mar 27, 2004
METAL DISCHARGE
I am somehow playing against Mahomes in 3/4 leagues this week, both of them in 2. Please Mahomes come somewhat back to earth and no Mahomes to Kelce.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


I can still win this week if Mahomes manages a humble and easy-to-do 6 TD’s

tonic
Jan 4, 2003

dxt posted:

I am somehow playing against Mahomes in 3/4 leagues this week, both of them in 2. Please Mahomes come somewhat back to earth and no Mahomes to Kelce.

Me too! Please no 30+ point game tonight

VietCampo
Aug 24, 2010
I'm gonna need Watkins to not get more than 15 points tonight tia or i'll be 0-4 with the 2nd highest points scored while also having the highest points against by 70.

Fantasy :yeah:

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

VietCampo posted:

I'm gonna need Watkins to not get more than 15 points tonight tia.

Good because i want Reek to have all the points.

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

:psyduck: up 34, but it's my Mahomes vs Hunt / Kelce / Watkins / Butker. T-the math...

Veritek83
Jul 7, 2008

The Irish can't drink. What you always have to remember with the Irish is they get mean. Virtually every Irish I've known gets mean when he drinks.
Need Kelce to stay below 22 in .5 PPR

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
Kamara is a golden loving god. as long as Watkins and Sanders combine for less than 30 points I'm good

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



Just need 15 more points from Lindsay and 0 from Sanders :thumbsup:

AnacondaHL
Feb 15, 2009

I'm the lead trumpet player, playing loud and high is all I know how to do.

AnacondaHL posted:

:psyduck: up 34, but it's my Mahomes vs Hunt / Kelce / Watkins / Butker. T-the math...

:bisonyes:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





My matchup is finished this week but I just want to let you all know I'm rooting for you.

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