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when will people take this thread seriously
when he declared officially his candidacy in the dem primary
when he wins his first state primary or caucus
HA HA HA How Is Toxxing Real Like Just Walk Away From The Basta
lol ya'll toxxed for basta
you loving morons
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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

triple sulk posted:

check out this incredible avenattization. basically went straight from confusion to basta



Nice

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a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018

is /u/crotchviolence someone I should know?

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

avenatti is gonna six pack the supreme court

Hastings
Dec 30, 2008

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
what is she thinking?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/05/michael-avenatti-style

“I’ve always believed that the way one looks, for good or bad, is seen as a reflection of their capabilities,” Avenatti said in a recent phone call. “Aesthetics are critically important.”

...

“I’m not a big fan of black tuxedos,” Avenatti said, adding that he favors blue hues to emphasize what he feels is his best physical attribute: “My eye color, a gift from my mother.”

...

And yes, Avenatti has noticed the outpouring of enthusiasm for his looks. “I am very flattered by it, without a doubt. . . . It’s always nice to be thought of as someone who is stylish and desirable,” he said. But he would like to set the record straight about an online conspiracy theory regarding his sun-kissed skin tone: “I do not fake bake,” he said. “I have never received a spray tan in my life. This is my natural Mediterranean complexion.” He does moisturize twice a day, but shuns complicated skincare products such as eye creams and 40-minute masks.

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


imagine caring about this side of the basta

i mean i guess it's important to get the kind of voter that would care

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




twoday posted:

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2018/05/michael-avenatti-style

“I’ve always believed that the way one looks, for good or bad, is seen as a reflection of their capabilities,” Avenatti said in a recent phone call. “Aesthetics are critically important.”

...

“I’m not a big fan of black tuxedos,” Avenatti said, adding that he favors blue hues to emphasize what he feels is his best physical attribute: “My eye color, a gift from my mother.”

...

And yes, Avenatti has noticed the outpouring of enthusiasm for his looks. “I am very flattered by it, without a doubt. . . . It’s always nice to be thought of as someone who is stylish and desirable,” he said. But he would like to set the record straight about an online conspiracy theory regarding his sun-kissed skin tone: “I do not fake bake,” he said. “I have never received a spray tan in my life. This is my natural Mediterranean complexion.” He does moisturize twice a day, but shuns complicated skincare products such as eye creams and 40-minute masks.

*sharply exhales, wipes sweat from brow*

boy howdy

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




you can tell vanity fair isn't in the tank for basta yet because they fail to mention avenatti causes nearby women to moisturize several times a day

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

imagine caring about this side of the basta

i mean i guess it's important to get the kind of voter that would care

It's like an article written specifically for Patrick Bateman

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
basta

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



give me that Michael loving AVENATTI BITCHES

GET BASTA’D YOU CENTRIST FUCKS

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



LEGALIZE GAY WEED AND PACK THE GODDAMNED COURTS!

basta

:basta:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


what a beautiful picture. I sent this to my brother and he won't stop texting me about it.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
BASTA

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1046558344432025600?s=19

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004



ffffuck that's basta baby.

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Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

i think it's big of basta that he hasn't called lindsey a southern dandy yet

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
:basta:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
*rips from out my own skin, a screaming hellthing of muscle and bone*

BASTA!

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Jon Joe posted:

*rips from out my own skin, a screaming hellthing of muscle and bone*

BASTA!

gettin ur october on, i see :hmmyes:

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018





purestrain fuckin basta

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Finally someone calling people out instead og being decorous cucls

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




:bisonyes:

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





ohhhh gently caress yeah straight into my veeeeiiiiiiinnnnsssss

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

has someone sent basta a piss tape hat yet

Nuclearmonkee
Jun 10, 2009



Inject this straight into my veins.

:basta:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Carlton Banks Teller
Nov 18, 2004


Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

has someone sent basta a piss tape hat yet

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat


:yeshaha:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Rogue Copter Pilot posted:

has someone sent basta a piss tape hat yet

seriously though someone needs to do this or give one to him in person at an event.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.

eonwe posted:

Finally someone calling people out instead og being decorous cucls

have we met before? in cuckastan right?

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1046559748831825920
:yeshaha:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
its going to be a good week

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



eonwe posted:

its going to be a good week

bastabless

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Aw here it goes

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Apr 6, 2009

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BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



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