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I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Admiral Ray posted:

imagine getting paid $200k

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

Iron Crowned posted:

I awlays forget about Tuvix becahse he was only in one episode.

then janeway extrajudiciously murdered him

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ArmZ posted:

so you're saying you've tasted dirty balls :thunk:

only real homebrewers don't need to buy yeast :science:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



tacodaemon posted:

btw the hip new MAGA theory is that christine blasey hypnotized herself to believe kavanaugh sexually assaulted her



https://twitter.com/ProfMJCleveland/status/1046842589020925952

:snoo:

augias
Apr 7, 2009

cumshitter posted:

one time howard stern had a porn star on to interview and she talked about getting one of thsoe giant gummy bears all the way up her rear end

Can u remember who thus talented individual was

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


H.P. Hovercraft posted:

sorghum beer tastes like dirty balls

i stole a sorghum beer once

lmao a powerful self own

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

lmao

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


tacodaemon posted:

btw the hip new MAGA theory is that christine blasey hypnotized herself to believe kavanaugh sexually assaulted her



https://twitter.com/ProfMJCleveland/status/1046842589020925952

hahahaha jeaus christ she's so far down on that credits list

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
astonished!

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

cumshitter posted:

one time howard stern had a porn star on to interview and she talked about getting one of thsoe giant gummy bears all the way up her rear end

you rinse that off it's good as new

IDONTPOST
Apr 18, 2018




Idk what quinoa is but it sounds gross and very liberal

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
if tuvix jerked off even once then both tuvok and nelix have done hand stuff with each other and like real gay romance bros they came at the same time

augias posted:

Can u remember who thus talented individual was

it was me

DryGoods posted:

you rinse that off it's good as new

she said she forgot about it and went about her business and it melted so she took a big red syrupy poo poo later

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

cumshitter posted:

one time howard stern had a porn star on to interview and she talked about getting one of thsoe giant gummy bears all the way up her rear end

in that porn documentary 9 to 5 they were on set for some butt stuff and one of the actresses stuck a baseball bat up another one's rear end and complemented her on how elastic her rear end was in a professional and courteous way

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

tacodaemon posted:

btw the hip new MAGA theory is that christine blasey hypnotized herself to believe kavanaugh sexually assaulted her



https://twitter.com/ProfMJCleveland/status/1046842589020925952

lmao 9th author

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

cumshitter posted:

if tuvix jerked off even once then both tuvok and nelix have done hand stuff with each other and like real gay romance bros they came at the same time


it was me


she said she forgot about it and went about her business and it melted so she took a big red syrupy poo poo later

they missed a great opportunity to turn that into a pon farr episode

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

Smythe posted:

then janeway extrajudiciously murdered him

sisko was complicit in the best extrajudicial murder in the history of the ST universe imo

and it was justified :changemymind:

PoopOnaShoe
Apr 14, 2009

good post + username combo

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

cumshitter posted:

if tuvix jerked off even once then both tuvok and nelix have done hand stuff with each other and like real gay romance bros they came at the same time

If Tuvix wiped his butt then Tuvok and Neelix have wiped each other's butts.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

:siren: Squi's identity uncovered. :siren:

https://twitter.com/zoe_dels/status/1046424553105354752

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Spooky months is now



That gif is basically a trace over from one of the gifs in this video or is it striaght from the anime? I haven't seen the ED in a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNpMiT5qpyI

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
if i was on voyager i would never let tuvok live that down id just follow him around saying stuff like "hey tuvok, you hear about the gay irish spacemen? their names were tuvok fitznelix and nelix fitztuvok"

HobbitGrease
Jul 24, 2001

Young Orc
imagine eating grains

no seriously, imagine eating some grains. they are high in protein, fiber, and vitamins

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
voyager was the series that started by introducing the lovable chef jar jar binks, and then making him a pedophile

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


https://twitter.com/militarydotcom/status/1046859971361722368?s=21

Oddly self-aware for TRUMP

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

HobbitGrease posted:

imagine eating grains

no seriously, imagine eating some grains. they are high in protein, fiber, and vitamins

i have it on good authority that they are in fact poison

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/maggieNYT/status/1046859876092260355

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i'm gonna believe the fbi investigation isn't a sham when the report comes back noting kavanaugh repeatedly lied under oath

until then the white house "capitulating" is exactly as believable as the trump tweet

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



DryGoods posted:

you rinse that off it's good as new

or you can put it in the dishwasher

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

quote:

"There was blood all over the place," Trump said. "It was a tough, tough situation to be in. Immediately, Ron climbed the rocky mountain, all the while fighting back against the enemy and dodging gun fire left and right. Rockets were shot at him, everything was shot at him.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

I did a thing posted:

sisko was complicit in the best extrajudicial murder in the history of the ST universe imo

and it was justified :changemymind:

sorry i know a lot about star trek but im going to need a little more here

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




SOROS!!! :argh:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
wait theres ANOTHER loving rally?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
half the things i eat have been in someone else's body cavities. just hit it with the hose for a sec or two and you don't taste anything. i'm saving tons of money

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Smythe posted:

sorry i know a lot about star trek but im going to need a little more here

sisko lied, romulans died

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Chinatown posted:

wait theres ANOTHER loving rally?

There's like three this week.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Metal sonic thicc

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Got off early, drinking a Negroni and lol at Kav he's done.

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lol trump just gave somebody a medal of honor based on overblown war stories didn't he

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