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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Bogan Krkic posted:

I'm sure there's a good joke here but this just feels a bit forced

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Bogan Krkic posted:

I'm sure there's a good joke here but this just feels a bit forced

- Ronald's victim

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Wait that was the joke, gently caress

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Are you telling me Ronaldos not gay? I'm so confused

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






quote:

“Basically he ... he begged me to touch his penis for 30 seconds,” she said. “I was laughing at him because I thought, ‘Is this a joke? This guy that is so famous and so hot ... he’s a frickin’ loser and a creep.’”
If all the evidence didn't convince you that this happened then this quote definitely will.

Shroud
May 11, 2009
Italy has an extradition treaty with the U.S., right?

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Shroud posted:

Italy has an extradition treaty with the U.S., right?

Yeah

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol if juve lose him months after spending 100m on him

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Jose posted:

Lol if juve lose him months after spending 100m on him

BIG FIORENTINO KNEW

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jose posted:

Lol if juve lose him months after spending 100m on him

Are there things in football contracts that protect teams from poo poo like this?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I doubt it, people like Ched Evans and Lee Hughes just got sacked

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

I doubt it, people like Ched Evans and Lee Hughes just got sacked

Theres a slight difference between those 2 and ron ron

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Not really? Evans costs Sheff Utd £3m back in 09, when they were in the Championship, a pretty big outlay. Ron cost a lot but there’s obviously a much larger financial pool at Juve.

There’s also the small problem of what happens if the player gets their conviction overturned.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

CyberPingu posted:

Are there things in football contracts that protect teams from poo poo like this?
I think Chelsea sued Adrian Mutu for doing drugs

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


CyberPingu posted:

Are there things in football contracts that protect teams from poo poo like this?

I'd imagine it'd be hard for a team to attract top-flight players if they started insisting on a "we don't have to pay you if you're a brutal rapist" clause in contracts.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
So it turns out being comically obviously gay was a smokescreen for being a pretty nasty sex pest?

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
I am disappointed in Ronald.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747
I wonder if there's a special insurance arrangement that might be in place. This isn't the first time a player got into massive legal trouble that put their ability to play in doubt.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

“Basically he ... he begged me to touch his penis for 30 seconds,” she said. “I was laughing at him because I thought, ‘Is this a joke? This guy that is so famous and so hot ... he’s a frickin’ loser and a creep.’”

What’s his username

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
imo famous gay footballer cristiano ronaldo should not have raped that poor woman

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Bape Culture posted:

“Basically he ... he begged me to touch his penis for 30 seconds,” she said. “I was laughing at him because I thought, ‘Is this a joke? This guy that is so famous and so hot ... he’s a frickin’ loser and a creep.’”

What’s his username

Bape Culture

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Is Der Spiegel the lovely tabloid rag or is that Bild?

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is Der Spiegel the lovely tabloid rag or is that Bild?

That's Bild. Der Spiegel seems to be pretty well regarded

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Is Der Spiegel the lovely tabloid rag or is that Bild?

lol that you even have to ask that

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Yeah Bild would have written him to head of the Supreme Court by now.

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Healbot posted:

Yeah Bild would have written him to head of the Supreme Court by now.

For those of us who don't know our German media, what is the difference?

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Brony Car posted:

Bape Culture

:eyepop:

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

mackintosh posted:

I am disappointed in Ronald.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Brony Car posted:

Bape Culture

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Brony Car posted:

Bape Culture

Nah, bape culture is fat Ronaldo

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Brony Car posted:

For those of us who don't know our German media, what is the difference?

Bild is a trash tier tabloid like Sun, Spiegel a serious weekly news magazine.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



fat gay nonce posted:

Nah, bape culture is fat Ronaldo

V v fat

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


But sexy

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




His belly glistens in the sun

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


His pleading swallowed by the sea breeze

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
They interviewed the journalist from Der Spiegel on Second Captains this week and he said with all articles not just this the editorial team don't print anything they aren't confident in it's validity. I know that's just words but the stuff they found is pretty compelling.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

Lol if juve lose him months after spending 100m on him

I thought that there is absolutely loving nothing about this that is funny but I concede that this would be actually pretty funny

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread
I don't believe it. The idea a footballer would have sex without a bunch of his mates in the same room is just fanciful thinking.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
big fan of big ron but i would lol bigly if he went to jail for doing a rape

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
can the united states extradite extremely rich sex pests???

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