Crusader Kings II: When all else fails, I open my heart and put my faith in Satan

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Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

Why does this thread always need to have an unfunny title.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 06:13

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pidan: Nov 6, 2012

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Why does this thread always need to have an unfunny title.

Any title is better than the current one.

Mods please rename me pidan 'the Witch Hunter' of

# ? Oct 2, 2018 08:39

420 Gank Mid: Dec 26, 2008; WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Why does my butthole always need to have an unfunny title.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 08:43

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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Regardless of the title debate, I think we need a new thread once Holy Fury comes out. It being the presumably last CK2 DLC and all.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 09:25

Knuc U Kinte: Aug 17, 2004

I�m throwing my hat in the ring for �Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury�

# ? Oct 2, 2018 10:05

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I’m throwing my hat in the ring for “Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury”

Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury Road

:colbert:

# ? Oct 2, 2018 10:29

Kassad: Nov 12, 2005; It's about time.

Jedit posted:

Crusader Kings 2: Holy Fury Road

Crusader Kings 2: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Holy Fury Road

Kassad fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Oct 2, 2018

# ? Oct 2, 2018 10:31

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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On second thought, we need to post a lot more to get the thread with this specific title to page 666...

# ? Oct 2, 2018 10:53

cock hero flux: Apr 17, 2011

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I�m throwing my hat in the ring for �Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury�

go minimalist and just call the thread "ck2"

# ? Oct 2, 2018 11:37

Brown Moses: Feb 22, 2002

CK2+CK2+=CK2:HF

# ? Oct 2, 2018 12:36

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

luxury handset posted:

never, ever press the "help with titles" button. it is a massive trap

all your baronies you can give away for free. you can generate holy men for 25 piety a pop to give county level titles. also, as mentioned above, look around in your realm for landless, content men. if you're short on piety (you shouldn't be if you just won a crusade) you can load up your new holy men with counties, but don't give them all one duchy! give one guy a little of duchy A, a little of duchy B, etc. so on. make sure each guy only has one county in each duchy and it's chopped up and hosed. then if you have the ducal titles to hand out and you land some new dukes, they'll love you but hate each other because of conflicting land claims and just fight like dogs

That's ridiculous metagaming. The proper fuedal thing to do is track down every blood relative you have and land them, traits be damned, best duchies to the closest relatives.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 12:50

pidan: Nov 6, 2012

Charlz Guybon posted:

That's ridiculous metagaming. The proper fuedal thing to do is track down every blood relative you have and land them, traits be damned, best duchies to the closest relatives.

This is how I do it, gotta up that dynasty prestige.

The one thing that bothers me is that I can't give land to my wife. Like, sure, she's a woman, but her children are my heirs. Historically at least the English have a habit of always giving some land to their wife.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 12:55

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

CK2: Holy Furry

Yiff by the sword
Deus Wolf
Richard the Lionheart

# ? Oct 2, 2018 13:12

Deceitful Penguin: Feb 16, 2011

CK2: Holy Fury - This time for Africa

Knuc U Kinte posted:

Why does this thread always need to have an unfunny title.

Please try and find happiness in your life, namaste

# ? Oct 2, 2018 15:42

Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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Deceitful Penguin posted:

CK2: Holy Fury - This time for Africa

This!

# ? Oct 2, 2018 16:04

ninjahedgehog: Feb 17, 2011; It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.

Crusader Kings II: I blot the reigns down in Africa

# ? Oct 2, 2018 17:30

MaxieSatan: Oct 19, 2017; critical support for anarchists

It's a shame that "swan song" refers to a decline/ending rather than a new beginning bc there's almost some great Zeus Dick potential imo

FreudianSlippers posted:

Richard the Lionheart

Did he actually fight Sala-Deer in person or was that apocryphal

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:01

binge crotching: Apr 2, 2010

Deceitful Penguin posted:

CK2: Holy Fury - This time for Africa

Kassad posted:

Crusader Kings 2: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Holy Fury Road

Both of these are good

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:36

Sydin: Oct 29, 2011; Another spring commute

Crusader Kings II: African Warrior Lodges into Young Hellanistic Empire from Below

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:42

Omnicarus: Jan 16, 2006

Crusader Kings 2: Holy and Furious

# ? Oct 2, 2018 18:44

Funky Valentine: Feb 26, 2014; Dojyaa~an

2 Holy 2 Furious

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:15

Ivan Shitskin: Nov 29, 2002

FreudianSlippers posted:

CK2: Holy Furry

Yiff by the sword
Deus Wolf
Richard the Lionheart

Crusader Kings 2: the best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a (hellenistic) horse

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I�m throwing my hat in the ring for �Crusader Kings II: Holy Fury�

# ? Oct 2, 2018 19:46

DISCO KING: Oct 30, 2012; STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Wrong thread

DISCO KING fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Oct 2, 2018

# ? Oct 2, 2018 20:08

big dyke energy: Jul 29, 2006; Football? Yaaaay

cock hero flux posted:

go minimalist and just call the thread "ck2"

This is the only right answer.

# ? Oct 2, 2018 20:42

Cartoon: Jun 20, 2008; poop

Holy Furry:Yiff by the Sword.

Or nothing.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 01:53

Various Meat Products: Oct 1, 2003

So the new EU4 patch did a thing

Mantis42 posted:

# ? Oct 3, 2018 07:28

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

Kassad posted:

Crusader Kings 2: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Holy Fury Road

This is fantastic

# ? Oct 3, 2018 10:25

Jedi Knight Luigi: Jul 13, 2009

My niece turned into a polar bear last night. Is that part of Conclave? I thought the weird animal poo poo was only in DLC?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 14:44

Sulphagnist: Oct 10, 2006; WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Various Meat Products posted:

So the new EU4 patch did a thing

So that's what the mysterious "contamination has been breached" patch note was about!

# ? Oct 3, 2018 14:55

Walton Simons: May 16, 2010; ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

Everyone else records their rulers in spreadsheets, right?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:45

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Can't you just go through the title history to see all that?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 22:57

Walton Simons: May 16, 2010; ELECTRONIC OLD MEN RUNNING THE WORLD

Yes, I just like it being laid out at a glance. Not sure if you can see dead characters' prestige, though.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:02

Fintilgin: Sep 29, 2004; Fintilgin sweeps!

Kassad posted:

Crusader Kings 2: If I'm gonna die, I'm gonna die historic on the Holy Fury Road

# ? Oct 3, 2018 23:36

Armacham: Mar 3, 2007; Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Walton Simons posted:

Everyone else records their rulers in spreadsheets, right?

Cause of Death: Chess :laffo:

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:08

Sky Shadowing: Feb 13, 2012; At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)

I do like that every other thread on this forum has gotten a more spooky title but "put my faith in Satan" was apparently spooky enough for the mods.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:25

Asproigerosis: Mar 13, 2013; insufferable

tanistry loving sucks :argh:

might as well just use seniority

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:43

Grand Prize Winner: Feb 19, 2007

Tanistry is nice when you're tribal because your lands don't get divided and separated like they might under gavelkind.

Also good if you manage to make all your underling lords your direct relatives because with the right series of deaths you can consolidate everything without incurring a single tyranny penalty.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:36

Jack2142: Jul 17, 2014; Shitposting in Seattle

I finally got the immortal trait after ages of playing when I jumped back into the game as Haesteinn of Nantes. Dude is 120, invented guns and is the head of the hermetics who I assume. I honestly figured he was gonna die trying, but luck held out!

# ? Oct 4, 2018 05:08

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Torrannor: Apr 27, 2013; ---FAGNER---
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Remember for a surprise announcement that this is the last dev diary and that Holy Fury will be released next Monday!

# ? Oct 5, 2018 07:59

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