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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Eau de MacGowan posted:

can the united states extradite extremely rich sex pests???

Sure. To become president haha

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Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Ron would just go to Porto bc Portugal wont extradite their own citizens

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Eau de MacGowan posted:

can the united states extradite extremely rich sex pests???

ask roman polanski

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Ronaldo could join Robinho in the all time rapist XI

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

ozmunkeh posted:

I don't believe it. The idea a footballer would have sex without a bunch of his mates in the same room is just fanciful thinking.

Straight footballers only have sex with other men present while gay footballers only have sex with women.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Weaponized Cum posted:

Ronaldo could join Robinho in the all time rapist XI

Imagining those two getting stuck in either side of big Ched Evans, phwoar

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Kurtofan posted:

ask roman polanski
Ronaldo is moving to PSG next year then.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Gorn Myson posted:

Ronaldo is moving to PSG next year then.

Ron isn’t a French citizen

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
lol if you think anything will happen to Ronaldo

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Ron isn’t a French citizen
Hes Ronaldo, he can do what he wants, even when people say no

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Big vladdy putins probably got a spot for ron, they could go hunting shirtless together

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Eau de MacGowan posted:

Big vladdy putins probably got a spot for ron, they could go hunting shirtless together

Imagine Big Ron holed up in the embassy

Reprisal
Jul 20, 2001
embassy is a strange name for a man

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

c0burn posted:

lol if you think anything will happen to Ronaldo

This is v true unfortunately. He could be a guilty as he likes but he's to rich and famous to actually see any time for it

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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Bogan Krkic posted:

This is v true unfortunately. He could be a guilty as he likes but he's to rich and famous to actually see any time for it

Yeah just like Mike Tyson and Bill Cosby and Jared from the Subway ads

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Didn't seem to bother Mike Tyson much. At one point some reporter called him a rapist and a recluse, which Mike took offense to.

Because he objected to being called a recluse.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


African AIDS cum posted:

Yeah just like Mike Tyson and Bill Cosby and Jared from the Subway ads
a ronaldo or a jared from the subway ads

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Aug 31, 2004


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Lemon
May 22, 2003

African AIDS cum posted:

Yeah just like Mike Tyson and Bill Cosby and Jared from the Subway ads

If we're talking strictly from an "is he going to do time" standpoint, I don't think Cosby & Jared's cases are comparable to Ron's. Tyson going down does give me a glimmer of hope though.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zaodai posted:

Didn't seem to bother Mike Tyson much. At one point some reporter called him a rapist and a recluse, which Mike took offense to.

Because he objected to being called a recluse.

i mean mike tyson actually went to jail

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

Imagine Big Ron holed up in the embassy

big ron going up the assange route

Lemon
May 22, 2003

Kurtofan posted:

going up the assange route

i've heard some terms for it

ozmunkeh
Feb 28, 2008

hey guys what is happening in this thread

Weaponized Cum posted:

Felon XI gonna look good soon

Who did they sign? I don’t keep up with the Asian leagues.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Bogan Krkic posted:

Imagining those two getting stuck in either side of big Ched Evans, phwoar

Could’ve killed the lass

mackintosh
Aug 18, 2007


Semper Fidelis Poloniae
He might do some community service in Portugal. No EU country will extradite a high profile citizen to the US.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
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Is he going to have to walk up to all the mansions next to his, knock on the door and introduce himself as a sex offender at least?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



mackintosh posted:

He might do some community service in Portugal. No EU country will extradite a high profile citizen to the US.

England would on the basis of common law, but well, EU....

Zaodai
May 23, 2009

Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.


Ronaldo might go willingly, it's all part of his plan to get sent to "Federal, pound-me-in-the-rear end prison".

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


Ronaldo actually planted this whole story so he has an excuse not to play in the MLS.

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010

ozmunkeh posted:

Who did they sign? I don’t keep up with the Asian leagues.

heh

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Rico will bring big Ron to justice, just like he took down fifa

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Bape Culture posted:

“Basically he ... he begged me to touch his penis for 30 seconds,” she said. “I was laughing at him because I thought, ‘Is this a joke? This guy that is so famous and so hot ... he’s a frickin’ loser and a creep.’”

What’s his username

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

Thread title plz lmao

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

ephex posted:

big ron tryin' to get a handbeezy

he didn't celebrate

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Jose posted:

Lol if juve lose him months after spending 100m on him

But i was told they made double that on shirt sales already.....

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Eau de MacGowan posted:

can the united states extradite extremely rich sex pests???

Roman Polanski would say no.

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