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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Every single time a new edition of D&D comes out there's a holy war over it.

I vaguely remember there being arguments over it when 4 was getting established, but I didn't realize SA was a focal point of the "battle" over it.

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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Absurd Alhazred posted:

I vaguely remember there being arguments over it when 4 was getting established, but I didn't realize SA was a focal point of the "battle" over it.

I don't think it actually was a major focal point but I can't help but assume there were arguments over it here. I haven't played since 3.5 so I don't even know what the rules of 4 are. I do however remember a lot of people losing their drat minds when 3 was announced before they even knew what the rules were. Then 3.5 happened and there was screeching about how it was ruining everything. Hell there are people who were losing their minds when Pathfinder came out.

I heard 4 kind of sucked but have been out of the game too long to have any real opinion on 4 or 5.

This sort of thing confuses me because, like...if you don't like the new edition...just don't play it?

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

ToxicSlurpee posted:

This sort of thing confuses me because, like...if you don't like the new edition...just don't play it?

Why would you do this when you can buy all of the stuff, give the people you hate money, and then bitch about it non stop for the next several years on some obscure forum. Do you even know how the internet works dumbass?

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Anybody know what this is about?

The short form: the Traditional Games forum on SA is extremely angry about D&D 5th Edition and very defensive of D&D 4E. Some of this is due to personal/political issues with D&D 5E (the 5E lead brought in several extremely unpleasant edition-warrior-type figures as "consultants," including one with a long history of harassment of LGBT community members who drove a trans designer/SA Tradgames poster out of the hobby entirely), some of it is complaints about game design and balance, and some of it is just pure grognardery. It's still kind of risky over there to have any anti-4E sentiment; I recently got jumped on for mentioning in the chat thread why I hadn't really liked that edition, even with tons of equivocation about it just being my own experience. Tradgames is a pretty good community for other games and elements of the hobby, but it's a pretty bad place to talk about Dungeons & Dragons.

Edit, because it may need clarification: SA "lost" the edition war because D&D 5E was more like 3E than 4E, and SA is apparently the biggest 4E boosters left online? I honestly don't know that many details about this because my approach to D&D is "play it sometimes and have a fun time"

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El_Elegante
Jul 3, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Biscuit Hider
It doesn’t sound like the kind of drama that makes for fun and funny reading.

RagnarokAngel
Oct 5, 2006

Black Magic Extraordinaire
Yeah when 4e came out there was almost unanimous opposition to it. Less that people didn't like it (sales wise it did well) but RPG circles online tend to embody the hardcore, and the "old guard" didnt care for it being "like WoW" (simultaneously a fair point that it did take some ideas from MMO design but also a really reductionist take).

SA was the only community unanimously supporting it, a major reason being that it gave fighters something to do other than just hit stuff and pass their turn. 5th edition came and took a lot more inspiration from 2e and 3e design and TG never really got over it. They're a...passionate bunch.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

El_Elegante posted:

It doesn’t sound like the kind of drama that makes for fun and funny reading.

I’m a big fan of nerds venting rage based on their own personal life disappointments projecting that onto how a certain race of elf is depicted so I’d be down for some of that. If it’s pages long of people clawing at each other because of a change in a spell that decreases dexterity I would probate everyone commenting on it past the third reply personally

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Aesop Poprock posted:

I’m a big fan of nerds venting rage based on their own personal life disappointments projecting that onto how a certain race of elf is depicted so I’d be down for some of that. If it’s pages long of people clawing at each other because of a change in a spell that decreases dexterity I would probate everyone commenting on it past the third reply personally

It's the latter; the concerns are almost all mechanical. It's really, really dry and uninteresting, frankly, aside from the parts with community drama that are mostly just depressing.

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

El_Elegante posted:

It doesn’t sound like the kind of drama that makes for fun and funny reading.

Trad RPG drama is both incredibly vicious and incredibly boring to anyone who doesn't have at least a passing familiarity with the subject matter. I haven't posted on online trad game communities for a long time because edition warriors never loving die, they just vary in volume.

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Antivehicular posted:

The short form: the Traditional Games forum on SA is extremely angry about D&D 5th Edition and very defensive of D&D 4E. Some of this is due to personal/political issues with D&D 5E (the 5E lead brought in several extremely unpleasant edition-warrior-type figures as "consultants," including one with a long history of harassment of LGBT community members who drove a trans designer/SA Tradgames poster out of the hobby entirely), some of it is complaints about game design and balance, and some of it is just pure grognardery. It's still kind of risky over there to have any anti-4E sentiment; I recently got jumped on for mentioning in the chat thread why I hadn't really liked that edition, even with tons of equivocation about it just being my own experience. Tradgames is a pretty good community for other games and elements of the hobby, but it's a pretty bad place to talk about Dungeons & Dragons.

This surprises me given that the Trad Games 5E and Pathfinder threads are both way more active than the 4E thread. There's no shortage of 5E and PF fans here. Although I guess there's a difference between visibly liking 5E/PF and visibly disliking 4E.

RagnarokAngel posted:

Yeah when 4e came out there was almost unanimous opposition to it. Less that people didn't like it (sales wise it did well) but RPG circles online tend to embody the hardcore, and the "old guard" didnt care for it being "like WoW" (simultaneously a fair point that it did take some ideas from MMO design but also a really reductionist take).

I'm pretty sure every edition of D&D released after the first has had a loud contingent of grogs screaming that (a) it's too much like $VIDEO_GAME (4E was WoW, I think 3E was Diablo, and I'm not sure what 5E was) and (b) it's making GBS threads on Gygax's vision and/or legacy as perfectly embodied in $PREVIOUS_VERSION¹. The release of 4E seemed to generate the most screaming, though; I don't know if this is because a lot of people were really invested in 3E, or because the internet wasn't as pervasive and horrible when 3E came out.

¹ The release of 4E saw a lot of people saying this with a completely straight face, which is baffling given that Gygax had no involvement with the design of 3E and repeatedly stated his dislike of it.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Aaaahhh it’s happening in here now!! I roll a d20 for abort conversation

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

ToxicFrog posted:

This surprises me given that the Trad Games 5E and Pathfinder threads are both way more active than the 4E thread. There's no shortage of 5E and PF fans here. Although I guess there's a difference between visibly liking 5E/PF and visibly disliking 4E.

The Pathfinder/3.5 thread has people who genuinely like those systems. The 5e thread maybe has a few, but it's dominated by a circlejerk of people who vehemently hate it, which is why the problem came up in the first place.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Aaaahhh it’s happening in here now!! I roll a d20 for abort conversation

Ah, a Book of Vile Darkness fan, I see. :smugwizard:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
monte cook did nothing wrong

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Ah, a Book of Vile Darkness fan, I see. :smugwizard:

Wait, no, which one was the real creepy one with the sex stuff? Was that an OGL thing?

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, no, which one was the real creepy one with the sex stuff? Was that an OGL thing?

Is it F.a.t.a.l which was on the SA main page and has a chart for how big a baby’s butthole is? (I think?) https://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/fatal-worst-rpg/1/

or is it the vampire masquerade one with the strap on anal rape with blood on a urinal https://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/vampire-artwork-montreal/12/

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
F.A.T.A.L. is the game with the infamous circumference tables and I hate the fact that I know that.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Wait, no, which one was the real creepy one with the sex stuff? Was that an OGL thing?

BoVD has a bit but it's mostly glazed over with general 'pleasures of the flesh' type prose. You're probs thinking of the notorious Book of Erotic Fantasy.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Aesop Poprock posted:

Is it F.a.t.a.l which was on the SA main page and has a chart for how big a baby’s butthole is? (I think?) https://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/fatal-worst-rpg/1/

or is it the vampire masquerade one with the strap on anal rape with blood on a urinal

No, no, I remembered there was one that was more-or-less D&D compatible. It's the Book of Erotic Fantasy, it was an OGL thing. But apparently Book of Vile Darkness also has sexpest nonsense.

In short, OGL was a land of contrasts.

e: fb (erotically: hosed bugbear)

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
One big factor is that 3.5 had very permissive licensing, to the point where anyone could create adventures, character classes, rules systems etc. that were compatible with 3.5 and sell them as add-on books.

After 4e came out and was radically different, the companies making these add-on books were stuck with a lot of product they were in the middle of working on that was going to be totally worthless if everyone switched to the new edition - to the point where one of the larger publishers took 3.5, made some largely superficial changes, and released it as their own system that they could use all their half-finished content with.

Depending on who you ask, these publishers might have merely created a nice echo chamber to magnify anti-4e sentiment, or they might have actually astroturfed a whole bunch of it to push people away from 4e and prop up their new business.

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
roll for anus diameter

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Third World Reggin posted:

roll for anus diameter

I got a natural twenty! By the way, is it okay if I name my character Kirk?

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

Screaming Idiot posted:

I got a natural twenty! By the way, is it okay if I name my character Kirk?

“What is that man doing to his anus?”
“Make a perception check.”

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

fool_of_sound posted:

BoVD has a bit but it's mostly glazed over with general 'pleasures of the flesh' type prose. You're probs thinking of the notorious Book of Erotic Fantasy.

Was that the one whose major selling point was "this literally has elf porn?" I've never even seen a copy of that in person but I remember there being a huge kerfuffle over it. WotC was apparently like "oohh nooooo somebody made a sex book as a D&D book with our official open license? WHOEVER COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!?!?" even though 2nd edition had the unofficial book of carnal knowledge. If a game exists somebody, somewhere will want to cram tits and dicks in it.

In the case of the Book of Vile Darkness it did gloss over the worst of it and sometimes even went out of its way to say "by the way this is a source book for hideously evil stuff and you are a bad person if you think any of it is good. This is VILLAINOUS STUFF FOR VILLAINS. It is BAD." It also wasn't as lovingly crafted into absurd tables with all of the seriousness of F.A.T.A.L.

I really very badly don't want to know what through process led to somebody making F.A.T.A.L.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Kind of a point of contention is that most of the anti-4e people have never in good faith read the books or tried to play the game and most of the common complaints about it are literally made up and easily debunked by five minutes of research, irrelevant or things that were ten times worse in the previous edition they're defending.

Jabor posted:

One big factor is that 3.5 had very permissive licensing, to the point where anyone could create adventures, character classes, rules systems etc. that were compatible with 3.5 and sell them as add-on books.

After 4e came out and was radically different, the companies making these add-on books were stuck with a lot of product they were in the middle of working on that was going to be totally worthless if everyone switched to the new edition - to the point where one of the larger publishers took 3.5, made some largely superficial changes, and released it as their own system that they could use all their half-finished content with.

Depending on who you ask, these publishers might have merely created a nice echo chamber to magnify anti-4e sentiment, or they might have actually astroturfed a whole bunch of it to push people away from 4e and prop up their new business.

Yeah, it's hard to exactly quantify but a lot of it was also egged on by third party publishers (mostly Paizo) pushing their own literally the-trademarked-material-filed-off system, because the open licensing for 3rd edition was hilariously poorly thought out.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Was that the one whose major selling point was "this literally has elf porn?" I've never even seen a copy of that in person but I remember there being a huge kerfuffle over it. WotC was apparently like "oohh nooooo somebody made a sex book as a D&D book with our official open license? WHOEVER COULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING?!?!?" even though 2nd edition had the unofficial book of carnal knowledge. If a game exists somebody, somewhere will want to cram tits and dicks in it.

In the case of the Book of Vile Darkness it did gloss over the worst of it and sometimes even went out of its way to say "by the way this is a source book for hideously evil stuff and you are a bad person if you think any of it is good. This is VILLAINOUS STUFF FOR VILLAINS. It is BAD." It also wasn't as lovingly crafted into absurd tables with all of the seriousness of F.A.T.A.L.

I really very badly don't want to know what through process led to somebody making F.A.T.A.L.

FATAL is basically borderline outsider art, generally held as infamously hilariously horrible because it embodies seemingly every worst possible aspect of RPG design and writing, and has probably never been played in good faith by anyone except maybe its creator. (in part because it's so amazingly poorly designed it's impossible to play)

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
fuckin' nerds

give yourselves a massive swirly

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Weatherman posted:

fuckin' nerds

give yourselves a massive swirly

Go burn down a city about it

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Anybody know what this is about?

Mikan was harassed off the internet by people offsite

Grognards.txt superstar and literal nazi TheRpgPundit and stalker Zak S was hired on as a consultant of 5e by Mike Mearls. When complaints were brought to Mike he looked into it by giving the names of all the people to Zak, who drove a mob onto those people

Now Mike has a rainbow twitter avatar and is aggressively pushing inclusivity. Because those crusty shitheads can only guy the game once

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Mikan was harassed off the internet by people offsite

Grognards.txt superstar and literal nazi TheRpgPundit and stalker Zak S was hired on as a consultant of 5e by Mike Mearls. When complaints were brought to Mike he looked into it by giving the names of all the people to Zak, who drove a mob onto those people

Now Mike has a rainbow twitter avatar and is aggressively pushing inclusivity. Because those crusty shitheads can only guy the game once

:yikes:

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Whenever I played D&D with my friends back in high school we bent or broke the rules all the time because a) it's more important that people are having fun and exciting encounters rather than remembering precisely what cantrips your Wizard can play on this round, and b) we were dumb teenagers who were too stupid to memorize the rulebook anyway. The idea that people lose friendships over AD&D litigation seriously boggles the mind.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

exquisite tea posted:

Whenever I played D&D with my friends back in high school we bent or broke the rules all the time because a) it's more important that people are having fun and exciting encounters rather than remembering precisely what cantrips your Wizard can play on this round, and b) we were dumb teenagers who were too stupid to memorize the rulebook anyway. The idea that people lose friendships over AD&D litigation seriously boggles the mind.

Yeah, if anything playing 4E made me realize how much we used to play around 3.5E because of how clunky it was, and then I just stopped playing D&D for years, going into an L5R campaign and then a homebrew for a bit.

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Absurd Alhazred posted:

No, no, I remembered there was one that was more-or-less D&D compatible. It's the Book of Erotic Fantasy, it was an OGL thing. But apparently Book of Vile Darkness also has sexpest nonsense.

In short, OGL was a land of contrasts.

e: fb (erotically: hosed bugbear)

I'll never get people that want to have an erotic adventure at a dungeons and dragons table. Like I'm good for sex fun, and I don't even mind that much if you are a bit weird about it because tbh humans like sex and that's ok, but I can't think of anything less erotically charged than talking about sex with cheetoh dave, greasy steve, guy who smells like cat pee and the one girl in the gaming group who looks like an uncooked ham and spends most of the time eating her hair and drawing unicorns (Always plays bard for some reason).

lifg
Dec 4, 2000
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Muldoon
What derails a thread faster, 4e or 50 foot ant?

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

lifg posted:

What derails a thread faster, 4e or 50 foot ant?

Tipping your well done circumcised hot dog sandwich with ketchup on it. That's what.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Tipping your well done circumcised hot dog sandwich with ketchup on it. That's what.

Anything about food seems to derail goons like nothing else.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Rhymenoserous posted:

I'll never get people that want to have an erotic adventure at a dungeons and dragons table. Like I'm good for sex fun, and I don't even mind that much if you are a bit weird about it because tbh humans like sex and that's ok, but I can't think of anything less erotically charged than talking about sex with cheetoh dave, greasy steve, guy who smells like cat pee and the one girl in the gaming group who looks like an uncooked ham and spends most of the time eating her hair and drawing unicorns (Always plays bard for some reason).

At least one of these people is really horny and has poor to no ideas of boundaries

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

At least one of these people is really horny and has poor to no ideas of boundaries

It's Greasy Steve. He's slowly banging his way through the local cabal of Wal-Mart greeters, oddly enough.

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


ToxicSlurpee posted:

Tipping your well done circumcised hot dog sandwich with ketchup on it. That's what.

But is it okay to put pineapples on it?

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fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

BurntCornMuffin posted:

But is it okay to put pineapples on it?

Only if you wipe front to back

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