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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Pellisworth posted:

I dunno the exact origin but it's from waaay before Florence.

I remember "big wet meal baby" like almost a year ago or more.

Some googling suggests "wet boy" might be slang for 1) a pussy, a coward or 2) someone who has a sexual fetish for pissing their pants.

Felix talks about "wet breakfasts" and "disgustingly wet chicken wings" and I don't know what means; I kinda figured he was talking about all the lovely country club buffet food Trump probably eats that just sits there condensing moisture in a chafer.

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Pomplamoose
Jun 28, 2008

Krassenstein/Krassentein 2020

https://twitter.com/EdKrassen/status/1047579541080690688




HEY NONG MAN posted:

Is it at all related to the Big Wet rear end meme w/r/t Rudy?

What's that?

I Before E posted:

He just seems like one of the dampest, sweatiest presidents we've had, just a soggy guy

This seems like the most likely explanation but that doesn't account for all the times Felix has described food as wet.

some FUCKING LIAR
Sep 19, 2002

Fallen Rib

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Is it at all related to the Big Wet rear end meme w/r/t Rudy?

Big wet rear end is from the Trump Doctor('s wife) (https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/trumps-wacky-doctor-is-downers-personified-1786080476)

Eegah!
Jul 26, 2010


Its a reference to wet brain which is a mental disorder. Its basically one of their many ways of calling him retarded without calling him that.

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

Eegah! posted:

Its a reference to wet brain which is a mental disorder. Its basically one of their many ways of calling him retarded without calling him that.

Posts like this prove why this is the shittier of the two Chapo threads.

Serf
May 5, 2011


surely wet brain is preferable to dry brain

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery
he's an old fat guy with a body like cottage cheese who wears full suits literally all the time, gosh what could they mean by calling him soggy or damp???

wet food is commonly found glistening uncomfortably or surrounded by liquid that shouldn't be there in photographs captioned "cheffin' it up!" on facebook

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Slanderer posted:

Posts like this prove why this is the shittier of the two Chapo threads.

Wait there's a better Chapo thread? ::aaa:

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
Uh yea

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Wait there's a better Chapo thread? ::aaa:

Cspams is good as hell

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
It doubles as a cum town thread because the coward mods keep locking the ones we make

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
Wet food is like bad greasy spoon food. or Cheesecake Factory

Eegah!
Jul 26, 2010


Slanderer posted:

Posts like this prove why this is the shittier of the two Chapo threads.

Because I answered the question? They got criticized for calling people retarded and decided to find different ways to insult people that hit the concept. There have been multiple instances where they nearly say someone has Down syndrome and stop themselves to say they're dullards, smooth brains or wet brained.

I'm not lamenting that they stopped using that word.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

He's just a gross fatass, a turn of phrase composed of two three letter words easily comprehended by toddlers does not require 18th century webmd to explain

cat doter
Jul 27, 2006



gonna need more cheese...australia has a lot of crackers
yall motherfuckers need jesus

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

Awe cool thanks for the info man

emdash posted:

It’s in cspam and it’s called hot couch something

I found it i was just being petty :cheeky: ty though

QuickbreathFinisher fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Oct 4, 2018

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
It’s in cspam and it’s called hot couch something

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Eegah! posted:

Because I answered the question? They got criticized for calling people retarded and decided to find different ways to insult people that hit the concept. There have been multiple instances where they nearly say someone has Down syndrome and stop themselves to say they're dullards, smooth brains or wet brained.

I'm not lamenting that they stopped using that word.

Because it's a bad answer.

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Wait there's a better Chapo thread? ::aaa:

Y-y-y-YES, BITCH

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

Eegah! posted:

Its a reference to wet brain which is a mental disorder. Its basically one of their many ways of calling him retarded without calling him that.

Let me spell this out real clearly: there is a huge difference between punching up and punching down. It's totally okay to make fun of our mush-brain idiot toddler President because he's the loving President of the United States, it's surreal and tragic that someone so stupid and simple-minded got into a position of that much power.

Plus, Trump has literally said he's a "very stable genius" and that world leaders complimented him on his "large brain." That just invites mockery of his mental faculties, or lack thereof.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
shouldn't concede the idea that "wet president" refers to his brain, i think you'd be pressed to find a direct link

smoothbrain sure, brainworms arguably, but these guys are always going to find colorful ways to call those in power something that essentially means "super loving stupid due to genetics" (or at least upbringing). we do have a ruling/elite class that keeps their wealth in the family no matter how loving stupid their kids are

i think they did say people had water on the brain for like 2-4 episodes til someone called them out on it. not the same though

emdash fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Oct 4, 2018

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I always thought wetbrain was a name for alcoholics, which would be weird to call the teetotaling president

Slanderer
May 6, 2007
Jesus christ, they are calling him a moist fat man. There is no secret code wtf, this isn't even the first time they've referred to people as grossly wet

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

CHAPO: Donald Trump is a glistening cube of Big Mac grease
THREAD: But what do they mean by that? Could it be a reference to the reputed sheen of sufferers of micturating encephalitis as observed in the patients in early 18th century Burgledonia?

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


TetsuoTW posted:

CHAPO: Donald Trump is a glistening cube of Big Mac grease
THREAD: But what do they mean by that? Could it be a reference to the reputed sheen of sufferers of micturating encephalitis as observed in the patients in early 18th century Burgledonia?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`
drat and i thought i was a loving dumbass for not knowing about the CSPAM Chapo thread




i was

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1047639671843389440?s=19

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/1047291719316910080

The Crotch
Oct 16, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

TetsuoTW posted:

CHAPO: Donald Trump is a glistening cube of Big Mac grease
THREAD: But what do they mean by that? Could it be a reference to the reputed sheen of sufferers of micturating encephalitis as observed in the patients in early 18th century Burgledonia?
Will once made a joke about not wanting to meet Derek Davidson in person because he wasn't a hot woman and this thread spent a page talking about how disappointed they were that the Chapos could be so shallow.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Slanderer posted:

Jesus christ, they are calling him a moist fat man. There is no secret code wtf, this isn't even the first time they've referred to people as grossly wet

But what does it mean!?

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

What is better: a wet boy or a dry boy?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Ron Jeremy posted:

What is better: a wet boy or a dry boy?

They can both be extrapolated to something slurry if you're willing to work hard enough.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Ron Jeremy posted:

What is better: a wet boy or a dry boy?

A cum boy

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


this show has poisoned my brain cuz today i thought of tater tots as "potato toddlers".

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



I know at least a few of you guys also listen to Street Fight, so I am reposting this here:

https://twitter.com/MurderBryan/status/1047663883857657857

Bryan's cousin, who also is a producer on the show got arrested for posting. He''s being charged with a felony for posting.

If you got a few bucks help the guy out. I pitched in 20bux

https://www.fundedjustice.com/JusticeForJacob?ref=ab_07aUFa_ab_7B9qlGlt5HW7B9qlGlt5HW


what the guy posted that caught him a felony:

Not the best thing to post, but dragging a dude through the courts over it bullshit, especially when the dude can't really afford a lawyer.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

As someone nicknamed Yeti for most of my life with a big dick, this week's episode makes me feel targeted

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal
This Rod Dreher Reading is absolutely crazy

Phobophilia
Apr 26, 2008

by Hand Knit
Is kratom the gorilla brain pills of the left

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010
It's been a while since I've checked in but I mostly think of kratom in terms of it being a really exceptional entry in the insane and depressing tcc goon canon

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Chakan
Mar 30, 2011

Phobophilia posted:

Is kratom the gorilla brain pills of the left

Gorilla Mindset purports to make you a better person, but messes with your brain. Kratom just makes you feel better for a little bit.

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