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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > I'd raise Tom Brady's bastard child as my Own (PATS COLTZ THURSDAY GDT)
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Play posted:

hahaha oh you are big joker. next you tell me this big bushy mustache and eyebrows are fake

no those look good on you :sparkles:

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 If this goes bad I'm not watching but on the other hand im already drunk. Anyone got any suggestion of under-the-radar great games from the last five years

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Codependent Poster posted:

Colts are now accepting fans to play defense.

I would smash Tom Brady after the play was over but I probably am not fast or fat enough to damage him.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

If this goes bad I'm not watching but on the other hand im already drunk. Anyone got any suggestion of under-the-radar great games from the last five years

Every Chiefs playoff game.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 lol

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Edelman no!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

I would smash Tom Brady after the play was over but I probably am not fast or fat enough to damage him.

this used to be a great strategy in the old maddens, run ur mans at theirs after the whistle

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 VICTORY!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 his hgh fueled muscles got in the way of catching that ball.

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
I see the pick play is legal now.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 whoa i thought he caught it lmao

i just assumed

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
 edelman = steroid hamster

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Elephanthead posted:

I see the pick play is legal now.

it's legal until a ref gets a call from their bookie

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Chester the Pats molester Rodgers!

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 I wonder if running backs / offensive linemen play statistically worse on TNF. That has to be so loving hard on your body.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Kalli posted:

I wonder if running backs / offensive linemen play statistically worse on TNF. That has to be so loving hard on your body.

Good news the Colts ones are all first start rookies!

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Kalli posted:

I wonder if running backs / offensive linemen play statistically worse on TNF. That has to be so loving hard on your body.

I can't imagine the D line (or even man corners tbh) has it any easier

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dkj
Feb 18, 2009

 Stadium playing some Danzig

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
"The Pass is dropped"


quote this 16 more times this game

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

I wonder if running backs / offensive linemen play statistically worse on TNF. That has to be so loving hard on your body.

Looks like they’re taking it easy with Sony.

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Shadow225
Jan 2, 2007




 We then we drip our pick play rip

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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 "Abdomen problem" is lame way of explaining a lacerated kidney.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 I'm glad Hines is coming along

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
 God drat Nelson just killed a man

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Was Luck getting hurt snowboarding true?

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Well Luck looks good I guess 70 passes a game is good practice to fix your timing.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Was Luck getting hurt snowboarding true?

Yep

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
The Pats D may not be great

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dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Athanatos posted:

The Pats D may not be great

Their foreplay is weak too

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

Athanatos posted:

The Pats D may not be great

Patrick Chung is probably the 3rd best guy on the defense right now, which is a serious yikes.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

dkj posted:

Their foreplay is weak too

But the videos are good quality.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Athanatos posted:

The Pats D may not be great

Color me shocked

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Go clock please run out.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Elephanthead posted:

Go clock please run out.
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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



 Zach you gotta keep running on that buddy


VINNY NO

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
:doink:

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sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

 Booo

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
Yup.

That just feels right for this game.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 WHAT A LOOSAH

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