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ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013


he's gonna punch the ground to propel himself up to the helicopter

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
He is going to do a Chi Clap to send a wave that disrupts the Helicopter and send it crashing down, hibernating everyone inside.

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

He's going to call the fire brigade to catch him in a net when he falls.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
Special preview of tonight's strip.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
IF is gonna punch the air until the heat from his punches turns it from gas to solid, thus making a big ol' cloud for Spider-man to fall on.

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
He is going to spin his arm really fast and turn into a helicopter. The Iron Fist doesn't conform to your western ideas of aerodynamics.

Rectal Death Adept fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Oct 4, 2018

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
"Great, now how are you going to get us down?"
":thunk:"
":sigh:"

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest
was his plan to grab on to spiderman and ride him like a backpack instead

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Well, now I'm even more curious about the immediate aftermath of this strip:

Synthbuttrange posted:


Oh my god spidey.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spider-Man is a penniless moron.
Iron Fist is a billionaire moron.

At least Danny's significant other doesn't have to pay the bills herself!

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I wish NSIF could always be around to double our pleasure with ineptitude :allears:

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep

quite stretched out posted:

was his plan to grab on to spiderman and ride him like a backpack instead

Iron Fist just wants to try out jetpacking for himself

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, jumping off a building somehow worked when they were back at the hospital. several times, even!

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Well, I'm sure Iron Fist has a plan and--


Nevermind. Carry on, you two inept numbskulls. :allears:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

"Thought my momentum would carry me a bit higher!"

Meaning he can't run or jump worth a drat.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Lobok posted:

"Thought my momentum would carry me a bit higher!"

Meaning he can't run or jump worth a drat.

of course not, he's white

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
Doesn’t momentum count under the western laws of physics?

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

His fist doesn't obey the western laws of physics but he forgot that the rest of him does

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



fancy rear end rocket pack or over detailed seatbelt?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
I always love when people are having conversations while hanging from a copter.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Peter is having the time of his life while Danny tries dabbing for the picture

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Spider-Man shouldn't be worried since he has super strength and adhesive fingers but Kingpin must be banking on Spider-Man forgetting his own powers.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

They are literally going to punch the helicopter until it crash, like some sort of new Street Fighter 2 bonus car stage.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Spidey is just doing his Crazy Glue impression

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



fancy rear end rocket pack or over detailed seatbelt?

They're parachutes for when they need to bail out after IF punches the copter and gets crushed by the wreckage.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Lobok posted:

Spider-Man shouldn't be worried since he has super strength and adhesive fingers but Kingpin must be banking on Spider-Man forgetting his own powers.

betting that nsm will fail is so safe that you can hardly even call it betting

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Alhazred posted:

That doesn't explain why Daredevil isn't yellow.

How could the Man Without Fear be yellow?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


He's going to punch the underside of the helicopter to try to make it fall down. This is dumb on a couple levels.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
I love that 'Pin and Claw are in the front seats and apparently flying themselves, but I really feel they ought to have their names on the side of the chopper.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

The MSJ posted:

They are literally going to punch the helicopter until it crash, like some sort of new Street Fighter 2 bonus car stage.

Oh, My God Helicoptor!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Chinook
Apr 11, 2006

SHODAI

Spider-man has powers, he should try them out.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
What use could sticking to any and every surface provide in this situation??

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Lobok posted:

Is Peter Griffin piloting that helicopter?



"Colleen, don't you think it's weird how comfortable Spider-Man is with riding this so-called Peter Copter? Hmmmm...."

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Danny is just flexing to hold on to the rail, presumably because he cannot open his hands. :allears:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Metalshark posted:

Danny is just flexing to hold on to the rail, presumably because he cannot open his hands. :allears:

Well, he’s not called Iron Hand, now is he? :colbert:

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
That's like a monkey paw wish superhero, you have the strength of the immortal iron fist but can never open your hands again

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Samuringa posted:

That's like a monkey paw wish superhero, you have the strength of the immortal iron fist but can never open your hands again

I think I'd take that deal tbh

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Hellblazer187 posted:

I think I'd take that deal tbh

A lifetime without masturbation.

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