I'd raise Tom Brady's bastard child as my Own (PATS COLTZ THURSDAY GDT)

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Oh hey lets make sure the team that is getting demolished is down by 21 at half so people turn the game off.

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Oh I get it...only the Patriots are allowed to hold

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Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Great series guys, Clark you did amazing there.

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420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

Uh, this game? It�s actually bad.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:26

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

There is no justice. There is only Guns Jr.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:26

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

Holding just should not be a penalty for linemen.

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Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

That was not a great 2nd down play there, Indianapolis.

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Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Eltoasto posted:

Great series guys, Clark you did amazing there.

He's having a loving stellar game, let me tell you.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

FizFashizzle posted:

lmao why isn't zeus circumcised

Maybe he was, but after he like changes into a bird to gently caress some chick or whatever, when he comes back he's uncut again.

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

If you start the season with zero left tackles you may be tanking.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Codependent Poster posted:

Weak loving call.

The Juggernaut posted:

AN OUTSTANDING CALL

lol

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:27

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

These unis would be dope if they wore white socks.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:28

tehchekt: May 7, 2007; something cool and profound

God Sony Michel sucks at football

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420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

tehchekt posted:

God Sony Michel sucks at football

Now, who would anticipate that you need knees to play football?

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:29

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

Has Josh Gordon done anything this game?

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sony showing some serious burst.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:29

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

lol a clear hold on that replay but of course they won't call that on the Pats.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Hey hey, Michel had a good game last week that totally wasn't just the Dolphins' run d!

But yeah, he's been unimpressive so far overall.

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20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

did I just....laugh with Joe Buck and not at him?

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Put Luck in on defense.

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Has Josh Gordon done anything this game?

Largely drawn double teams

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:30

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Hey hey, Michel had a good game last week that totally wasn't just the Dolphins' run d!

But yeah, he's been unimpressive so far overall.

He�s doing fine tonight?

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Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

Someone please flag Michel leading with his helmet

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FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Kalli posted:

Hey hey, Michel had a good game last week that totally wasn't just the Dolphins' run d!

But yeah, he's been unimpressive so far overall.

beating up on inferior opposition and can't stay healthy?

is he still in college?

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:31

Finger Prince: Jan 5, 2007

I'm gonna go to bed. drat but I might miss the comeback of the year in the 2nd half. Hmm no.

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Android Apocalypse posted:

Has Josh Gordon done anything this game?

he's got at least one target

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:31

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Codependent Poster posted:

lol a clear hold on that replay but of course they won't call that on the Pats.

And again. It's circling back around to funny.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:31

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Codependent Poster posted:

lol a clear hold on that replay but of course they won't call that on the Pats.

I don't have a dog in this hunt, but holy gently caress the refs are straight up not watching half of the game

gently caress both teams, but I'm definitely seeing some bias

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:32

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Android Apocalypse posted:

Has Josh Gordon done anything this game?

the only thing the colts are trying to stop is them being the first team that gets burned by a fleak flicker to gordon

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:32

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

as long as Scarnecchia's been there they've been hold masters. it's crazy that people are still amazed by it

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The Juggernaut: Nov 29, 2005

I'm watching a live stream on Twitch and surprised they are getting away with it

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:33

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

The Juggernaut posted:

I'm watching a live stream on Twitch and surprised they are getting away with it

It�s official with Amazon

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

DEAR SON OF "GUNS" HOCHULI

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Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

The Juggernaut posted:

I'm watching a live stream on Twitch and surprised they are getting away with it

Amazon owns Twitch :shh:

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

It�s official with Amazon

Hopefully Jugg didn't know that and was watching some dude holding a controller in front of a stream for the past hour.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:34

Pandanaut: May 26, 2007; goin to the fuckin moon

The Juggernaut posted:

I'm watching a live stream on Twitch and surprised they are getting away with it

The NFL is sponsoring a streamer on Twitch tonight.

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

indigi posted:

as long as Scarnecchia's been there they've been hold masters. it's crazy that people are still amazed by it

Green Bay also has this distinct coaching advantage. They teach the hug technique

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:34

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Kalli posted:

Hopefully Jugg didn't know that and was watching some dude holding a controller in front of a stream for the past hour.

lol that happened with some UFC fight right?

# ? Oct 5, 2018 02:34

Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

lol that happened with some UFC fight right?

Yeah, it was the funniest drat thing

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SirFozzie: Mar 28, 2004; Goombatta!

yeah, there was no way that was going to not be sent from the Booth.

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