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Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Every western counter-espionage agency will be looking for travellers following that passport pattern. This could be a genuine disaster for the Russians, depending on just how hilariously lazy their prep has been.

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




If the sequential passport thing is GRU specific and widely spread, then it will take exactly 1 junior immigration service analyst per country to figure this poo poo out.

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

cinci zoo sniper posted:

If the sequential passport thing is GRU specific and widely spread, then it will take exactly 1 junior immigration service analyst per country to figure this poo poo out.

I do wonder if it might also happen with married couples or the like who may apply together.

Breaking news: Russia suddenly legalizes gay marriage.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

More pro-tier spy work from the GRU, one of the officers detained in Holland and ID'd today was using his real name, which we found on a leaked Russian Car Registration database, and he had registered the car with his office address, his office being the GRU. So we searched that address in the database, and found 304 other cars registered there, listed with the names of their owners.

https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2018/10/04/305-car-registrations-may-point-massive-gru-security-breach/

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

Brown Moses posted:

More pro-tier spy work from the GRU, one of the officers detained in Holland and ID'd today was using his real name, which we found on a leaked Russian Car Registration database, and he had registered the car with his office address, his office being the GRU. So we searched that address in the database, and found 304 other cars registered there, listed with the names of their owners.

https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2018/10/04/305-car-registrations-may-point-massive-gru-security-breach/

I'm just.... woooow.

I honestly expected their opsec to be slightly better than that. I'm floored.

Well done, BM and friends. You guys are doing great work.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




OddObserver posted:

I do wonder if it might also happen with married couples or the like who may apply together.

Breaking news: Russia suddenly legalizes gay marriage.

Yeah, but the intersection of that, suspicious activities, and diplomatic passports is ought to be quite low.

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"At the end of the day
We are all human beings
My father once told me that
The world has no borders"

I would have expected a Secret Agent to drive something better than Lada.

alex314
Nov 22, 2007

I guess it's a result of rapid growth of their intel forces coupled with old guard moving to organized crime, private sector or retirement. Or the Petersburg mafia gets the pick of best dudes finishing academy. Their boss is the president, after all..

Plastic_Gargoyle
Aug 3, 2007

alex314 posted:

I guess it's a result of rapid growth of their intel forces coupled with old guard moving to organized crime, private sector or retirement. Or the Petersburg mafia gets the pick of best dudes finishing academy. Their boss is the president, after all..

Could also be arrogance based on a propaganda -tinged view of past "successes."

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

A guy I know managed to run over the head of the intelligence training academy in moscow a few years ago. Russia actually made a bit of a deal out of it, since he was a british diplomat, but he was just a bad driver not used to moscow driving (he'd always have a driver, it was the first and only time he tried to drive himself) I thought my friend just had some horrible luck, but now I realize it was an amazing british intelligence operation to injure the only competent instructor at the academy and result in a whole new batch of incompetent spies. It's the only explanation.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!


If I'm that beer company that goes into the advertising right away

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




So good it’s GRUesome to even think about getting something else.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

How loving stupid are these people

https://twitter.com/trbrtc/status/1047929689820594177

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




drat.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


Geolocation? Why would I ever need to turn that off?

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

skylined! posted:

Let's take a break and check out Russian Infrastructure We-

https://twitter.com/Liveuamap/status/1047800218119360512

"What a week. huh?"
"Vlad, it's Thursday!"

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Their incompetence strains credulity

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It’s a false flag operation by Ukraine

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

adhuin posted:

I would have expected a Secret Agent to drive something better than Lada.

Well I would have expected them to drink something better than Heineken. Have James Bonds taught me wrong??

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
https://twitter.com/AricToler/status/1047839019495837697

Don't cry Sasha, you're not the only ungifted GRU agent!

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

How can an agency so smart be so stupid.

Osama Dozen-Dongs
Nov 29, 2014
Goony GRU goons

CeeJee
Dec 4, 2001
Oven Wrangler

Wistful of Dollars posted:

How can an agency so smart be so stupid.

I imagine that with rules like 'No social media use ever', 'The laptop with all your custom software gets shredded after a mission' and 'All expenses will be checked' you'd get no one to work for them.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


They keep finding officers working at US nuke facilities and overseas secret sites logging workouts both at those sites and their private home addresses so it's just the Internet making you stupid

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Lowtax was a true seer of our times.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


Brown Moses posted:

Lowtax was a true seer of our times.

PBUH

VoltairePunk
Dec 26, 2012

I have become Umlaut, destroyer of words

Wistful of Dollars posted:

How can an agency so smart be so stupid.

Because it was never smart in the first place? Or is it that the western intelligence agents have been a little bit sloppy before the whole series of events unfolded?

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Supposedly if they register their cars to the address they get a bunch of benefits only available to military officers, same with their housing registration. Seems the leaks are a result of some really bad planning, probably should have created an alternative system for their spies.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Brown Moses posted:

More pro-tier spy work from the GRU, one of the officers detained in Holland and ID'd today was using his real name, which we found on a leaked Russian Car Registration database, and he had registered the car with his office address, his office being the GRU. So we searched that address in the database, and found 304 other cars registered there, listed with the names of their owners.

https://www.bellingcat.com/news/2018/10/04/305-car-registrations-may-point-massive-gru-security-breach/

You should dress as Connie Sachs for Halloween.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

https://twitter.com/AlexGabuev/status/1048153072558657537
https://twitter.com/AlexGabuev/status/1048153076442550273
https://twitter.com/AlexGabuev/status/1048153080179638272

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



to think if the forums didn't move to https there's a non-zero possibility of a unit from 26165 sitting in a car outside your place shitposting via your account

are the bears still dormant since the last time they attempted a phish and got infrastructure burned? they had to be spinning up a new attempt prior to this happening

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


Hahahahahahahahahahahahabababa

Debils

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Turn your volume down, it's a tad loud
https://vidos.top/v/1804264

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Nitrox posted:

Turn your volume down, it's a tad loud
https://vidos.top/v/1804264

This video is being removed and re-uploaded at record speeds.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

This is a good explainer on why possibly the GRU is getting caught so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2PT2UuoMuU

Guildencrantz
May 1, 2012

IM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
Meanwhile in Poland:

The ruling party just approved in the initial vote a bill brought in by antivaxxers, which would abolish mandatory vaccinations entirely. It will go on to committee and there's no reason to think these tinfoil hat idiots won't make it into law.

At about the same time, tapes of PM Morawiecki surfaced from his time as a banker allied with PO (the then-ruling, now-opposition party). In them, he agrees to pay a politician's son 100K PLN (about $25K), presumably from the bank's money, in a fraudulent contract for fictional work. Also he complains that the plebs expect too much these days and it was better when they were willing to "work for a bowl of rice".

This country, man.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
Anti-vaxxers are a real nice bunch in general. Here in Slovenia they keep bringing up bullshit about how "shots aren't mandatory in <insert scandinavian state>, but they have higher vax rates!!"

yeah dumbass, that's precisely why they're mandatory here and not there.

Xerxes17
Feb 17, 2011

https://meduza.io/en/shapito/2018/1...ide-the-kremlin


And then everyone stood up and clapped.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





And that bomber’s name? Albert Einstein.

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Chemtrail
Dec 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.
So its election day in Latvia today and someone hacked the frontpage of the biggest local social network to look like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbYfy4sD0nc

And the site is still down, lol.

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