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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


You're forgetting that Morbius died because for no reason a bunch of sharks decided to eat him.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Sharks don't need an excuse. They will eat everything you ever cared about.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
It's true. Sharks will eat basically anything that they can fit in their mouths.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!

W.T. Fits posted:

It's true. Sharks will eat basically anything that they can fit in their mouths.

Including (maybe especially) OTHER SHARKS!!

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Gavok posted:

Then there's the one where Frank Castle's family is killed by corrupt cops and Kingpin's like, "This guy is totally going to kill me," near the end.

I want to read this, is it available digitally somewhere?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Push El Burrito posted:

Sharks don't need an excuse. They will eat everything you ever cared about.

Sharks have very accurate senses

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.

Toshimo posted:

Including (maybe especially) OTHER SHARKS!!

Hell, sharks will eat poo poo that's not even edible. They've found sharks that had eaten poo poo like barrels of nails, suits of armor, car parts... sharks just do not give a gently caress. If they can fit it in their mouth, they're gonna eat it.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
I'm glad no shark will ever eat my dick

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Calaveron posted:

I'm glad no shark will ever eat my dick

Not with that attitude.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Calaveron posted:

I'm glad no shark will ever eat my dick

Is this one of those one-hand clapping things? Like if it only exists *conceptually* can it be said to exist?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Samuringa posted:

Sharks have very accurate senses



I gotta be honest, I was expecting the punchline to be "Candygram"

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Calaveron posted:

I'm glad no shark will ever eat my dick

I'm pretty sure some sharks eat shrimp

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Toshimo and I (and others) went to the aquarium and they showed us the shark kitchen

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Beachcomber posted:

I'm pretty sure some sharks eat shrimp

Don't you mean small pastries?

Oracle
Oct 9, 2004

drrockso20 posted:

Don't you mean small pastries?

Mushrooms.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Toshimo posted:

Including (maybe especially) OTHER SHARKS!!

Sharks eats each other while they're in the womb.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


They're just so smooth and tasty

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.








https://twitter.com/dizwire/status/1047836036057812993

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

Wow. That's something else.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
jesus christ.

My son's name is on there and it's really affecting.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Holy poo poo.

That last page is when it broke me.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

That is a significant punch in the gut and extremely well executed.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.
Holy poo poo.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Oh sweet lord, I just noticed what is going on in Quinn's panel.

She's "safe" outside, plus with a police presence already there...but she's one of the very few people of color on the list.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Choco1980 posted:

Oh sweet lord, I just noticed what is going on in Quinn's panel.

She's "safe" outside, plus with a police presence already there...but she's one of the very few people of color on the list.

I read it as the girl being Quinn's friend.

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

hiddenriverninja posted:

I read it as the girl being Quinn's friend.

Yeah, same. I think that's pretty obvious. All of them were affected by the same thing, that's not just a one off panel of a whole different issue.

ConfusedUs
Feb 24, 2004

Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!





Jesus christ there's a dead kid barely in frame on the N panel.

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
... I just realized that Hiro's all alone in the H panel because he's wearing his headphones.

He hasn't heard the gun shots or noticed the other kids have fled. :smith:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



W and X were just soul shattering to me.

Toshimo
Aug 23, 2012

He's outta line...

But he's right!
B is for Brian: The metal detector in the background.
C is for Connor: A Farewell to Arms and Nevermore posters.
D is for Dana: The shadow in the hallway with a pistol.
G is for Greg: Has a picture of X is for Xena in his locker.

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Other notes:
B has metal detectors in front of the door
C has Farewell to Arms front and center which probably means something
D has a silhouette of a shooter in the hall

I thought there was going to be something hidden in each but if there is I can't see it

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
What, me worry? :smith:

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
The "R" one really hits home.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
I didn't tear up until I got to poor Paula.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
Someone ludovico Wayne LaPierre with this.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Scaramouche posted:

Other notes:
B has metal detectors in front of the door
C has Farewell to Arms front and center which probably means something
D has a silhouette of a shooter in the hall

I thought there was going to be something hidden in each but if there is I can't see it

I is learning Hamlet Act V Scene I, Hamlet's speech about the inevitability and hatefulness of death. There's also possibly a play on words: "Your Ike".

E of course has "HELP" written on the noticeboard.

L: Hemingway shot himself.

U identified the shooter from the school yearbook.

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"


I thought M was showing the spin of a bullet, but I have no real clue about that kind stuff.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



gently caress. Just gently caress.

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003
Really want to make your self sad...

That was T's last text...

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Mooseontheloose posted:

Really want to make your self sad...

That was T's last text...
EDIT: Holy poo poo, wrong thread. nvm

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