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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
I am enjoying this ranked shootout so far

:clint:

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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

Jesus Christ that line.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

That was about the dumbest thing, texas had them covered up and just let murry literaaly stop and chilll

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


KKKLIP ART posted:

That was about the dumbest thing, texas had them covered up and just let murry literaaly stop and chilll

What’s the NCAA record for time in the pocket?

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Scionix posted:

holy poo poo oklahoma your defense is rear end lmao

ISU scored more points against Oklahoma than they did against Akron.

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Guys it's the biggest game of the year!!

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Alternative pants posted:

What’s the NCAA record for time in the pocket?

Theres an ole miss bag man joke here but i cant fully put it together

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



This game is really fun thus far, for someone with no rooting stakes.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Tulane switches to McMillan at QB and gets a td very fast.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Eltoasto posted:

This game is really fun thus far, for someone with no rooting stakes.

Yeah Big 12 rules because no one plays defense

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



PostNouveau posted:

Yeah Big 12 rules because no one plays defense

Texas gives the impression of good defense, but maybe it's just mixing in impressive plays in between giving up huge chunks of yards.

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006

PostNouveau posted:

Yeah Big 12 rules because no one plays defense

It’s amazing really.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Eltoasto posted:

Texas gives the impression of good defense, but maybe it's just mixing in impressive plays in between giving up huge chunks of yards.

Yes that's big 12 defense

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Eltoasto posted:

Texas gives the impression of good defense, but maybe it's just mixing in impressive plays in between giving up huge chunks of yards.

Yeah, welcome to Big 12 football

Our safety can fly to the ball so quick he's in the backfield getting a tackle for a loss on 3rd and 1.

Also, we gave Kyler Murray literally 10 seconds unperturbed in the pocket.

Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

The big 12 is a g5 conference with elite talent. It owns.

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

lol the defense is already gassed

I've changed my mind, Mizzou might win by 30.

superbelch
Dec 9, 2003
Making baby jesus cry since 1984.
Holy poo poo, Arkansas scored. Moral victory of the week.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



superbelch posted:

Holy poo poo, Arkansas scored. Moral victory of the week.

You know it's bad when ESPN can't even try to pretend that the game might be close, and instead just makes video packages of how they are going to destroy Arkansas.

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
South Carolina looks really fuckin bad

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Weekly service update: FSU is cool, good, and very neat

superbelch
Dec 9, 2003
Making baby jesus cry since 1984.

pillsburysoldier posted:

Weekly service update: FSU is cool, good, and very neat

Look how wrong you are

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

Mike_V posted:

South Carolina looks really fuckin bad

Doesn't help to not have our starting quarterback, but even without him, this team has been gradually falling apart. We lose today, we might only win a couple more games this season.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
ECU is getting clowned on pretty hard

Mike_V
Jul 31, 2004

3/18/2023: Day of the Dorks
thanks for -4 points there, johnson

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

Texas O looks kinda fun

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

yikes sparty

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


I can’t believe Saban went for that and I can’t believe we stopped it

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
the only person that has ever wanted to emulate chris simms

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

One of the OU players had a cowboy collar :hellyeah:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Oh look. MSU looking like poo poo agains NU. This is cool and good.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
We get so many goddamn penalties

Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006

corn on the cop posted:

the only person that has ever wanted to emulate chris simms

“I’m Vince Young”

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Imagine betting on Sparty -10 ever

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

chaoslord posted:

I can’t believe Saban went for that and I can’t believe we stopped it

It was so stupid that it took three minutes to get a play off. Go for it without hesitation and we keep them on their heels.

chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


Lmao Razorback life is pain

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



HAHAHAHAHAHA

Well done, Arkansas

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
chris simms would've made that throw

welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
if he wants to be chris simms someone do a roy williams to him

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

So what did Arkansas do

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Sir Thats Gross
May 27, 2006
Go for it on 4th and 1 Texas

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