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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NCAA Week 6: Not even new helmet technology can save us from Alabama
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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Haha OU

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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Scionix posted:

Tua is gimpy

kill me

oh no, you might only win by 50

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welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
 ou bad

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

vikingstrike posted:

Arkansas might win a game?

Might, yes! If we can keep improving like we did the last two weeks we might can beat Tulsa if we catch them on an off day

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

downout posted:

These UT/OU announcers want to say TEXAS IS BACK BABY so bad. It's right on the tip of their tongues, but they've made this mistake before.
gus already did, as a question

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
That was weird

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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Mike_V posted:

lol drew lock is gonna be a bust of blaine gabbert proportions for whichever nfl team drops a 1st round pick on him

the dolphins!

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


 Lmao maybe not

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum


 Maybe 74-28 is more realistic

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 Fire Mike Hire ask madden

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 ShOUk ?

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
I did not know that about a sliding QB

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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

downout posted:

These UT/OU announcers want to say TEXAS IS BACK BABY so bad. It's right on the tip of their tongues, but they've made this mistake before.

They said Longhorn are back which is the same

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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

PostNouveau posted:

I did not know that about a sliding QB

Seems like a bs rule designed to gently caress over baseball quarterbacks. I don't know why they can't just use normal downed rules.

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
Getting a bad feeling about this game guys

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Stanley Tucheetos posted:

Seems like a bs rule designed to gently caress over baseball quarterbacks. I don't know why they can't just use normal downed rules.

I guess I can see the logic in it. If you're giving yourself up and the defense has to be very careful not to hit a defenseless runner when he gives himself up, then you shouldn't benefit from all the sliding

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
lol

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



 MSU looking bad

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
See??!!?? Momentum is swinging, oh god

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welwala harris
Jan 28, 2005
 boomer!

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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

 texas really needs to get points off the 2nd half kickoff imo

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
drat that dude was reallllll open in the end zone


blugu64 posted:

See??!!?? Momentum is swinging, oh god

Good thing it's halftime.

Also this is gonna be a <7 pt. win for for whoever wins.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
 The sooner are back

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 Fox bumper music is legit

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
 I feel like Lewerke regressed this year

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen𝅘𝅥𝅮
Longhorn band playing Metallica.

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Lasagna Pilot
Feb 6, 2009

No, you're dark-side intergalactic encyclopedia salesmen. Unfortunately, the home office hasn't been quite upfront with you.
 Jordan logo on football jerseys is weird

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blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?

Edward Mass posted:

Longhorn band playing Metallica.

Wish there was a way to watch this

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Sam Ehlinger outdueling Kyler Murray

10/12 161 yards 1 TD 0 INTs 36 yards rushing

vs.

11/15 135 yards 2 TDs 1 INT 35 yards rushing

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Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Barry Odom isn’t even claiming that was an onside lmfao

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Akrabbim
Aug 10, 2003
It means 'scorpion' in Hebrew, and rhymes with 'bakrabbim'. Don't even ask...
I'm a bit confused... it seems like Saban is having fun making small jokes at halftime. He smiles. He even chuckles.


Is he high?

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Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Akrabbim posted:

I'm a bit confused... it seems like Saban is having fun making small jokes at halftime. He smiles. He even chuckles.


Is he high?

454 american football yards at halftime

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BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
tua has now won the heisman and bama is going to win every game

so let's just sim ahead

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chaoslord
Jan 28, 2009

Nature Abhors A Vacuum

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

tua has now won the heisman and bama is going to win every game

so let's just sim ahead

:agreed:

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Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
 Love the wistful music over the discussion of Durkin killing a kid

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Stanley Tucheetos
May 15, 2012

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

tua has now won the heisman and bama is going to win every game

so let's just sim ahead

This is true but they might inexplicably lose to Auburn.

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Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

tua has now won the heisman and bama is going to win every game

so let's just sim ahead
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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



 MARYLAND TOUCHDOWN


(Lol at Michigan)

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KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

 lmbo maryland just stunted on michigan

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Dec 11, 2004

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