UFC 229: Poofy Hat vs Terrible Tat 10 PM ET PPV

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Who wins This poll is closed.
Khabib	63	43.15%
Conor	24	16.44%
The fans	59	40.41%
Total:	146 votes

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Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

ah the official anthem of russia

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:33

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 19:18

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

is this the dagestani beyonce or something

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:33

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Tyree posted:

I think I want Khabib to win, but I feel more and more that Conor KO's him the closer we get to the fight actually starting.

They call that Doubt.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:33

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

This song sucks

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:33

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

I want khabib to win because an arena of depressed irish is good to me, and then tony can beat khabib

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:33

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

I sees khabib and hes lookin veeeeeeery nervous!

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

26 men have tried, 26 men have failed trying to nail pronouncing Nurmogamedov's name on the first try

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

Fat Jesus: Jul 13, 2011; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023

Khabib lookin annoyed

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

BWV: Feb 24, 2005

great song choice to hype up the crowd

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

Tyree: Sep 11, 2003; STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH

Lid posted:

They call that Doubt.

I feel that way for every Conor fight though, lol

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

old.flv: Jan 28, 2017; A good lad who likes his Anna's.

I have never encountered a more insufferable group of people than the Irish at Conor vs Siver - I cannot imagine how bad it is now

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

henkman posted:

I want khabib to win because an arena of depressed irish is good to me, and then tony can beat khabib

yeah

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Wise Learned Man posted:

is this the dagestani beyonce or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBVpbEw5thg

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

communist kangaroo: Oct 2, 2006; those are my principles, and if you don't like them...well, i have koalas.

dana should have overruled and made him come out to intergalactic by beastie boys

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Ratios and Tendency: Apr 23, 2010; MURALI

cams posted:

is the champion entering first cause they gotta make sure that smoke poo poo clears out

Khabib is champ op.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

willie_dee: Jun 21, 2010; I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

beep by grandpa posted:

I sees khabib and hes lookin veeeeeeery nervous!

I have long learnt not to trust my thinking on how people look like they are feeling.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Bape Culture: Sep 13, 2006

Mad to think I could absolutely batter a little Irish twink like connor

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 17 days!

BWV posted:

great song choice to hype up the crowd

The dude thinks listening to rap means you go to hell, so...

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Grant DaNasty: Jul 17, 2006

beep by grandpa posted:

I sees khabib and hes lookin veeeeeeery nervous!

This is quite the tenses.

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

VIRTUALLY IDENTICAL

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:35

Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

Bape Culture posted:

Mad to think I could absolutely batter a little Irish twink like connor

pretty mad, op

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:36

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

lol at the dozen security guys in the cage

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:36

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

No one's going to be able to say Conor's wrestling hasn't been tested after this

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:36

Grem: Mar 29, 2004; Can't post for 17 days!

Conor KICKING THE CAGE DESPERATE FOR A WAY OUT

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:36

Vitamin Boss: Oct 23, 2006; Burn it to the ground

holy poo poo it's actually happening

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:36

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

No one's going to be able to say Conor's wrestling hasn't been tested after this

Well unless Conor knocks him out immediately...

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:37

Evil Agita: Feb 25, 2005; Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!

Dr robert mc b!? He's there!?

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:37

beep by grandpa: May 5, 2004

I'M SO EXCITED

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:37

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

It's finally happening

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:37

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

No one's going to be able to say Conor's wrestling hasn't been tested after this

if he pulls another rabbit out of a hat a la the aldo fight, they will

# ? Oct 7, 2018 05:37

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.