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Who wins
This poll is closed.
Khabib 63 43.15%
Conor 24 16.44%
The fans 59 40.41%
Total: 146 votes
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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Bisping can't count

"Finished him in the 4th round!"

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


I feel like this is basically a perfect karmic ending for everyone involved.

The UFC's become an embarrassing sideshow and not a sport.
Conor got run up on by a gang of violent thugs and escorted out of the building like a baby
Khabib's mask has slipped



Conor had absolutely nothing for Khabib in the fight though. Another one of those fights where in hindsight, the outcome was as obvious as expected but the hubris and hypemen made the alternative seem feasible.

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

Lloyd Boner posted:

Hopefully they give Khabib a bullshit 6-month suspension or something, because now they have like the ultimate heel champion lol

you do know what a heel is, right?

Smiling Mandrill
Jan 19, 2015

androo posted:

If this is a work I'll probably never watch UFC again.

It is I'm done. They delegitimized themselves by giving Brock a title shot over Stipe. This is just more idiocy from organization that is supposed to be the leader in a legit sport. MMA needs a new face, and better sanctioning bodies.

spandexcajun
Feb 28, 2005

Suck the head for a little extra cajun flavor
Fallen Rib

spandexcajun posted:

UFC is good again?

How do Conner and NUrgemnasdfj top that?

This post did not age well.

So, the UFC is fake now? Like, in 20 years nothing like that has ever happened at a MMA event. loving WWE bullshit.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Dr. Abysmal posted:

Lost in all of this is that Conor tapped out to a choke that wasn't even in

Everything above the neck is neck

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
Fs1 speculating suspension, dq, fine, and criminal charges lmfso

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Foul Fowl posted:

you should probably go to bed

qq

mewse
May 2, 2006

Duzzy Funlop posted:

There was literally no reason to announce him as the winner but not give him his belt, that was legit just punishment :lol:

Dana explained his reasoning, he thought the crowd would riot if the UFC seemed to sanction what happened. Khabib still had drinks getting thrown at him on his way to backstage. What ended up happening with mournful Bruce Buffer announcing the decision was just to end it

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Oh Snapple! posted:

you do know what a heel is, right?

I mean yeah Khabib's a hero to me, but pretty sure everyone else is unhappy with him

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Okay, this is redemption for the lovely German commentary

Brut
Aug 21, 2007

blue footed boobie posted:

Where can I watch that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPgo-O5tgCI

Probably an MMAJunkie feed and couple others coming up too, it varies who has the best camera angle/non-poo poo connection.

Argento
Feb 19, 2004

Ladies, I'm back
Lipstick Apathy

No, really. Go the gently caress to bed.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007

That poo poo was so cool.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

crazy cloud posted:

Fs1 speculating suspension, dq, fine, and criminal charges lmfso

He’ll definitely pay a fine. Maybe some bullshit suspension. I’d be shocked if he’s dq’d

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

blue footed boobie posted:

Where can I watch that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4stbYqXacY

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
idk why everyone is thinking this is a work rather than violent dumbasses full of adrenaline doing stupid poo poo

jediguy
Apr 19, 2002

How do you dominate Conor McGregor on the feet and on the ground for 4 rounds and still come out the loser? lol

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


this was gonna happen no matter who won i guess

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

BlindSite posted:

Even on a ppv without a Diaz we get Diaz poo poo.

drat if we got Nate vs Khabib we might see someone actually get stabbed in the Octagon

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

henkman posted:

idk why everyone is thinking this is a work rather than violent dumbasses full of adrenaline doing stupid poo poo

one is funnier and one is cooler and we're a comedy forum

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

It's dumb dagestanis doing dumb poo poo because "He dishespec!"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Smiling Mandrill posted:

It is I'm done. They delegitimized themselves by giving Brock a title shot over Stipe. This is just more idiocy from organization that is supposed to be the leader in a legit sport. MMA needs a new face, and better sanctioning bodies.

I mean after the stupidly expensive buyout, Rousey's retirement, and Connor going away for a couple years, you had to figure the company would go full carny wrestling spectacle to try and makeup the lost revenue.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

spandexcajun posted:

This post did not age well.

So, the UFC is fake now? Like, in 20 years nothing like that has ever happened at a MMA event. loving WWE bullshit.

Let me tell you about an organisation named Strikeforce and two men named Jake Shields and Mayhem Miller

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

The fact that we got such clear audio the instant dana just happened to be definitively saying he can't put the belt around him makes me think it was staged

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

It’ll be all over the sports news but at least they have the cover of the Supreme Court now being an officially recognized safe space for rapists to cover any general attention this might have received

NowonSA
Jul 19, 2013

I am the sexiest poster in the world!
Yeah this is just the full embracing by UFC of the worst and most over the top parts of pro wrestling. Dana deserves to get loads of poo poo for what went down after he was all like "Would you want to be in the McGregor business" after McGregor went tilting at a bus and then just turned around and promoted his return in a big ol superfight.

Now whatever thin veneer of "we don't want you to cause spectacles and do over the top heel antics to disgrace our sport" is out the window, there's been plenty of scummy things that they let slide before but bringing McGregor back is that last push in that direction in my view, so of course if I'm Khabib I'm going to do even crazier heel poo poo to make me even more famous and get paid more down the line. Like, he's a symptom but he's not the disease in my mind. Not that he's blameless in the assholery, but there's enough upside to it in building up your brand that I think a lot of people in his shoes would be willing to scumbag it up.

We'll see Dana act shocked and apalled just like Rogan was on commentary, fine or suspend Khabib (not like a suspension matters much if he gets hit with 3 months and it takes about that long to line up a fight anyway, usually longer), maaaybe strip him of the title but I doubt they go that far, and Khabib's just going to enjoy being an even more famous and in demand fighter.

And that's all if Khabib and his crew just went into business for themselves and did crazy poo poo no one knew they were going to do, it wouldn't take much to convince me that some UFC people were encouraging something like this to happen, if not Dana then someone on the more corporate-y side of UFC, because that crazy carny spectacle is going to draw in more eyeballs in general and from a pure business perspective it's going to raise profits.

Jerome Louis
Nov 5, 2002
p
College Slice
gently caress Khabib

The black beast is incredible

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Lloyd Boner posted:

drat if we got Nate vs Khabib we might see someone actually get stabbed in the Octagon

Nate is going to beat Dustin so you may get your wish next April.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Argento posted:

No, really. Go the gently caress to bed.

Stfu bitch looool

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

henkman posted:

idk why everyone is thinking this is a work rather than violent dumbasses full of adrenaline doing stupid poo poo

worst part of all the big ufc cards are the wrestling idiots who show up to whine about how everything is fake

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Byolante posted:

Dana is going to strip the belt from Khabib and give it to Conor

He should give it to Ugly Tony.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

Wise Learned Man posted:

The CBS Sports homepage says "MAYHEM AFTER KHABIB McGREGOR TAPS OUT"

This season has the best callbacks.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

NowonSA posted:

Yeah this is just the full embracing by UFC of the worst and most over the top parts of pro wrestling. Dana deserves to get loads of poo poo for what went down after he was all like "Would you want to be in the McGregor business" after McGregor went tilting at a bus and then just turned around and promoted his return in a big ol superfight.

Now whatever thin veneer of "we don't want you to cause spectacles and do over the top heel antics to disgrace our sport" is out the window, there's been plenty of scummy things that they let slide before but bringing McGregor back is that last push in that direction in my view, so of course if I'm Khabib I'm going to do even crazier heel poo poo to make me even more famous and get paid more down the line. Like, he's a symptom but he's not the disease in my mind. Not that he's blameless in the assholery, but there's enough upside to it in building up your brand that I think a lot of people in his shoes would be willing to scumbag it up.

We'll see Dana act shocked and apalled just like Rogan was on commentary, fine or suspend Khabib (not like a suspension matters much if he gets hit with 3 months and it takes about that long to line up a fight anyway, usually longer), maaaybe strip him of the title but I doubt they go that far, and Khabib's just going to enjoy being an even more famous and in demand fighter.

And that's all if Khabib and his crew just went into business for themselves and did crazy poo poo no one knew they were going to do, it wouldn't take much to convince me that some UFC people were encouraging something like this to happen, if not Dana then someone on the more corporate-y side of UFC, because that crazy carny spectacle is going to draw in more eyeballs in general and from a pure business perspective it's going to raise profits.

Yeah Khabib vs Conor 2 is gonna make a lot of money

Nifft
Oct 5, 2001
I'm absolutely spiffng!
Khabib not guilty.

G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

i want khabib diaz so bad

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

MotU posted:

one is funnier and one is cooler and we're a comedy forum

:unsmigghh: that ruled so hard and dana must be loving thrilled

you can book this any way you want now

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

beep by grandpa posted:

The fact that we got such clear audio the instant dana just happened to be definitively saying he can't put the belt around him makes me think it was staged

This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Assault is bad actually but only when the Eastern European does it. Ireland is cool

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Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
it's a sport full of violent assholes. what do you think is gonna happen.

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