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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

You guys have gotta get back to sweeping the special chimney if the sperm shortage is to be avoided.

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1034756686479847424

see here the ideal british couple, staring emotionlessly at each-other as they bang

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Idealised_Times_reader_on_the_job.jpeg

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/JoeWatts_/status/1048893140973899777

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

You guys have gotta get back to sweeping the special chimney if the sperm shortage is to be avoided.

https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1034756686479847424

A strong competitor along with 'blasting your beans' for the least sexiest description of having sex there.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

It's quite amazing the despite literally killing people, universal credit barely makes the top three Conservative policy gently caress ups, and Chris Grayling wasn't involved anywhere.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Corbynator2/status/1048864963161481216

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Yinlock posted:

see here the ideal british couple, staring emotionlessly at each-other as they bang

too much eye contact

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Gum posted:

too much eye contact

They're actually looking at each other's chin/forehead.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
nice

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Arm John McDonell Now!

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Absolutely loving brutal!

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

Dead Goon posted:

Absolutely loving brutal!

Great ain't it :)

Labour really seem to be upping their game & I love it.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Trainee PornStar posted:

Great ain't it :)

Labour really seem to be upping their game & I love it.

Problem is that the Tories do genuinely fear them losing their seats in an election and the consequences of Corbyns Labour more than they fear causing Brexit and the damage it and they will cause over the next 4 years.

Everyone's getting hype because Brexit is happening now but the government isn't going to collapse until there's riots on the streets and as good as Labour proposals are currently they aren't going to be able to ride a real radical wave because a real radical wave can do better than the Labour party.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Instead of food I'm stockpiling Tupperware containers of my sperm for tradin'

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Hentai Jihadist posted:

Instead of food I'm stockpiling Tupperware containers of my sperm for tradin'

Semen is naturally stored in the balls and comes with a ready made delivery device attached.

If you want to make bank, don't wank.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

wait a minute, if semen's stored in the balls that doesn't leave any room for pee and that can't be right

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

namesake posted:

Problem is that the Tories do genuinely fear them losing their seats in an election and the consequences of Corbyns Labour more than they fear causing Brexit and the damage it and they will cause over the next 4 years.

Everyone's getting hype because Brexit is happening now but the government isn't going to collapse until there's riots on the streets and as good as Labour proposals are currently they aren't going to be able to ride a real radical wave because a real radical wave can do better than the Labour party.

We might see your 'radical wave' if we leave with no deal & imports shutdown, I'd give you a week of food shortages before the army are on the streets.

Not that I think it will get to food riots as the tories will accept a magical last minute deal.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Trainee PornStar posted:

We might see your 'radical wave' if we leave with no deal & imports shutdown, I'd give you a week of food shortages before the army are on the streets.

Not that I think it will get to food riots as the tories will accept a magical last minute deal.

Yeah I wasn't thinking desperate starving people ramraiding the supermarket depots when I said radical wave, I was thinking more like serious action from workers when their workplaces are shuttered and there's an argument around nationalisation or some other radical socialist option.

The government nationalised under Labour during the crisis and then sold off a lot of poo poo in the last few years of Tory government. It's hard to say that people are really going to be so easy to win over again when they can see that happening again.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013


absolute lad

Trainee PornStar
Jul 20, 2006

I'm just an inbetweener

namesake posted:

Yeah I wasn't thinking desperate starving people ramraiding the supermarket depots when I said radical wave, I was thinking more like serious action from workers when their workplaces are shuttered and there's an argument around nationalisation or some other radical socialist option.

The government nationalised under Labour during the crisis and then sold off a lot of poo poo in the last few years of Tory government. It's hard to say that people are really going to be so easy to win over again when they can see that happening again.

Good point & I agree. Lets hope Labour have the balls to do it again & that the Torys will be unelectable for a long time.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


savage

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Yinlock posted:

see here the ideal british couple, staring emotionlessly at each-other as they bang

my trick is I'm always thinking of england

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TomViolence posted:

wait a minute, if semen's stored in the balls that doesn't leave any room for pee and that can't be right

Why do you think everybody has two balls?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Yinlock posted:

see here the ideal british couple, staring emotionlessly at each-other as they bang

Most satisfactory

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Guy Goodbody posted:

Why do you think everybody has two balls?

It's like a Bactrian camel's humps in a way.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/Telegraph/status/1049004001159761921

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


there was some other Labour MP in Corbyn’s immediate circle who was saying things that were not as good, he seems to have been replaced by good lad McDonnell.

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


And they should be allowed to whale on each other with chair legs for the entertainment of braying crowds.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Nonsense posted:

there was some other Labour MP in Corbyn’s immediate circle who was saying things that were not as good, he seems to have been replaced by good lad McDonnell.

yeah that jackass who met up with terfs. glad he's hosed off

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Oh god his example is poors scavenging his toff trash

quote:

At the moment if I take something to the dump for which I have no use but which you could happily have picked up and reused then you are not allowed to.



Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
People that rent aren't allowed to scavenge for scraps lmao

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

in our infinite generosity, you will be allowed to scavenge around in our garbage

for a small fee

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


drat if only we could give things directly to people instead of having them go to a literal dump to scavenge for things

Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself
So is there really no way to take Brexit back? Or is everyone in England just committing suicide to save face?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Grand Theft Autobot posted:

So is there really no way to take Brexit back? Or is everyone in England just committing suicide to save face?

the second one

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
short of mass street action to destroy the government, and the opposition also wising up and loving it off without having some ~People's Vote~ that's going to end up fronted by Vince Cable, Tony Blair, and Gina Miller, and will lose, no.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Fried Watermelon posted:

drat if only we could give things directly to people instead of having them go to a literal dump to scavenge for things

We can joke but that's how people like Gove and Farage got their teeth.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Are any parts of Britain considering staying in the EU by seceding from Britain and joining Ireland?

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
theres been talk of irish reunification but if it happens it wont be till after brexit goes through

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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
the United Republic of Ireland, Scotland and Wales

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