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The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

You can't sneak it one foot? You fucks

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Frustrated
Jun 12, 2003

Hey we have it on the half yard line should we qb sneak or run alfred blue? Neither, empty backfield pass play. FIRE BOB.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Quiet Feet posted:

What kind of dumbass play was that?

It may surprise you to know thay went exactly how that play was drawn up, but that play’s name is “Collect on Watson’s Life Insurance”

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Kirios posted:

The Texans deserve to lose this game by being only up four points going into the half.

:agreed:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Watson gets in if he runs left

No idea why he cut it back

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

people wonder why bill belichick always seems to be a coaching advantage, when he would absolutely call the sneak with a bunch of meat to push and just jump over the pile

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

So Manifest is just LOST without the island, right?

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Kirios posted:

The Texans deserve to lose this game by being only up four points going into the half.

This guy gets it

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Eh, it was worth a shot.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

Watson gets in if he runs left

Yeah, that looked weird. His primary read was to the left and he had 3 guys there including a blocker, so he probably gets in if he runs that way

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


I’m gonna go play a vidya game, this is a bad football game

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Robnoxious posted:

So Manifest is just LOST without the island, right?

Im going to say no for 6 seasons and then reveal, yes

Barudak
May 7, 2007

pmchem posted:

I’m gonna go play a vidya game, this is a bad football game

What game, this matters

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Zyla posted:

people wonder why bill belichick always seems to be a coaching advantage, when he would absolutely call the sneak with a bunch of meat to push and just jump over the pile

but omg it might fail like 1/20 tries.

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

Head coaches haven't figured out that when you snap the ball and then go backwards you actually have to go even farther

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Robnoxious posted:

So Manifest is just LOST without the island, right?

I'll forgiving Manifest of a lot of things as long as it has a lovely 17 year old kid reveling in schemes to buy booze / get into clubs.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

Yeah, that looked weird. His primary read was to the left and he had 3 guys there including a blocker, so he probably gets in if he runs that way

The entire defensive line was sealed to the right too, all he needed to do was throw up a quick pump fake and sprint in

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Kalli posted:

I'll forgiving Manifest of a lot of things as long as it has a lovely 17 year old kid reveling in schemes to buy booze / get into clubs.
Does he barge into bars demanding a single MAAAAAAALT!!!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







shut the gently caress uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup rodney harrison

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







mike tirico looks fat as hell

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I can’t loving believe that it’s 2018 and NBC just discovered Chuck Norris memes.

MJBuddy
Sep 22, 2008

Now I do not know whether I was then a head coach dreaming I was a Saints fan, or whether I am now a Saints fan, dreaming I am a head coach.

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I can’t loving believe that it’s 2018 and NBC just discovered Chuck Norris memes.

NBC was partly responsible for them thanks to Conan when he hosted the Late Show.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
NBC is bad

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Why does Watson want to die?

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

MJBuddy posted:

NBC was partly responsible for them thanks to Conan when he hosted the Late Show.
He just pulls the lever man.
He just pulls the lever.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

That kicker's name is Dicker? Haha

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

The Bananana posted:

Why does Watson want to die?

He plays for Bob McNair, that's reason enough for anyone.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

MJBuddy posted:

NBC was partly responsible for them thanks to Conan when he hosted the Late Show.

because he's so under the radar now

conan just aired his last hour long show

and the band is not coming along when he returns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3ccQtKGrI

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Codependent Poster posted:

That kicker's name is Dicker? Haha

lol yeah

The Juggernaut
Nov 29, 2005

I used to work in Houston and Corpus and holy poo poo what a slightly better version of New Jersey. Thank you I will take my call off the air.

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

because he's so under the radar now

conan just aired his last hour long show

and the band is not coming along when he returns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xG3ccQtKGrI
Does Jay Leno precede the half hour he gives up? :downsrim:

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





We interviewed Jason Garrett at the half and he said "we need to contain Deshaun Watson, he's one of the good ones."

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/draggggggggggon/status/1048405776945967110

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
:wow:

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
"THE BALL IS OUT! THE BALL IS OUT THE BALL IS LOOSE THE BALL IS FREE"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
holy poo poo this game is bad


same with the teams


same with the announcers


same with the network

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Him Hopkins lost ball. Help find Hopkins ball.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hughesta posted:

"THE BALL IS OUT! THE BALL IS OUT THE BALL IS LOOSE THE BALL IS FREE"

MY BALLS HOT

https://www.mmamania.com/2018/10/7/17947318/video-derrick-lewis-hot-balls-interview-joe-rogan-ufc-229

a pro click from last night

CW spicey language

ShortStack
Jan 16, 2006

tinystax
clown fiesta

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

hughesta posted:

"THE BALL IS OUT! THE BALL IS OUT THE BALL IS LOOSE THE BALL IS FREE"

balls out

legs up

that's the way

I hosed up

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