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dkj
Feb 18, 2009

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Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

ATTENTION! We are are out of Xort license plates!
REPEAT! We are out of Xort license plates.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Shinjobi posted:

I hate both teams very much right now. I really hope Watson is okay, and I really hope scott linehan and or Jason Garett eat poo poo

i kinda wish watson would be traded to a team that would treat him right..

come be the new brady, deshawn

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
wont someone think of the late local news anchors

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
oh my god we're gonna get BRANDON WEEDEN????

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

hughesta posted:

oh my god we're gonna get BRANDON WEEDEN????

lol welp

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

did i hear that right

brandon wheedon

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Zyla posted:

i kinda wish watson would be traded to a team that would treat him right..

come be the new brady, deshawn

Luck & Watson's careers both being derailed by incompetent coaching and ownership would be a hell of a tragedy.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Why is it always going to be a medical tent? Why can't it be a yurt, a quaint little cottage or maybe an ice fishing Hut?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

hughesta posted:

oh my god we're gonna get BRANDON WEEDEN????

THE SPARK THAT'S NEEDED

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Zyla posted:

did i hear that right

brandon wheedon

i hope he also gets injured and THE JOE WEBB EXPERIENCE returns for one night only

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

Why is it always going to be a medical tank? Why can't it be a yurt, a quaint little cottage or maybe an ice fishing Hut?

health lodge

relief hut

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Athanatos posted:

wont someone think of the late local news anchors

i only care about cougar meteorologists

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Robnoxious posted:

ATTENTION! We are are out of Xort license plates!
REPEAT! We are out of Xort license plates.

My son is also named Xort

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i had a friend named eliot in high school

we'd call him smelliot

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Tie you fucks. Feel the anguish of a poo poo rear end tie. gently caress your poo poo state.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hue is legitimately a better coach this year than BOB, and it really isn't even close

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Zyla posted:

health lodge

relief hut

"DeShaun Watson has once again checked into the small medical Italian Bistro"

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

There goes 95% of Dallas' offense

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

surf rock posted:

i hope he also gets injured and THE JOE WEBB EXPERIENCE returns for one night only

It would be Brandon Weeden which is also very funny

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chris James 2 posted:

Hue is legitimately a better coach this year than BOB, and it really isn't even close

Agreed

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Why do the Texans not feel like defending Zeke at all

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

"DeShaun Watson has once again checked into the small medical Italian Bistro"

the medical combination pizzahut/tacobell

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Tie you fucks. Feel the anguish of a poo poo rear end tie. gently caress your poo poo state.

its the only appropriate ending

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Intruder posted:

Why do the Texans not feel like defending Zeke at all

It's tough and Texas is hot

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



LOL

“A Texas worthy battle”

Much like the Alamo. A lot of carnage that was ultimately pointless.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

uh are the texans d gassed from back to back series?

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





"Zeke Elliott being called over to the medical ice cream truck. Looks like he got his bell rung"

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Quiet Feet posted:

"Zeke Elliott being called over to the medical ice cream truck. Looks like he got his Blue Bell rung"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Quiet Feet posted:

"Zeke Elliott being called over to the medical ice cream truck. Looks like he got his bell rung"

pope style colored smoke to help people understand what condition they're in

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Zyla posted:

the medical combination pizzahut/tacobell

" Dak Prescott got hit pretty hard on that last play, they're going to take him to the Papa John's therapeutic porta-john and give him the once-over."

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

"bob, there's yellow smoke from the medical chimney so he's questionable to return"

Robnoxious
Feb 17, 2004

HMMMMMM!

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

go for it ya dinguses

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

What is the point of motioning Beasley into the backfield there

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Ragnarok the Red posted:

"Zeke Elliott being called over to the medical ice cream truck. Looks like he got his Blue Bell rung"

"We're sorry to report that Ezekiel Elliott has passed away. He has a Halo Top now."

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
RUN UP MIDDLE


RUN UP MIDDLE


RUN UP MIDDLE

Fifty Three
Oct 29, 2007

So what happens if, somehow, the first drive in OT takes ten minutes? How much time does the second team get?

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

Hahahaha

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

COWARD

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