Nintendo Switch: Today we're debating the best controllers to shove up your ass.

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Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Detective No. 27 posted:

Do you have friends/family for multiplayer? If yes, play Kirb.

negative on the friends so I'll go with MM11 first :cheers:

edit o my what a shameful snipe

# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:20

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 03:17

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

The Switch revision is going to be the football controller but with joycon slots on the screen.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:25

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

psylent posted:

To be fair, the screen glare on the Switch is nuts. I'd almost buy one of those things if it didn't make me look like a huge perve.

Do you always play outside, or indoors with the screen facing the sun or something?

# ? Oct 8, 2018 02:35

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Florescent lights suck rear end is my problem.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:01

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Mister Facetious posted:

Do you always play outside, or indoors with the screen facing the sun or something?

I only play at noon outside.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:15

Fly with me: Aug 19, 2006; Single-handedly repopulating the Earth.

The Silver Snail posted:

Everybody shut up for a second, Yoshiro Kimura is putting a game on the Switch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-teYMMF4owM

This looks like something I'll be really into for an hour, forget I have, then my wife will become obsessed with it for six months.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:18

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

LethalGeek posted:

Florescent lights suck rear end is my problem.

I use CFLs exclusively and dont have any problem. :shrug:

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:31

Big Bowie Bonanza: Dec 30, 2007; please tell me where i can date this cute boy

A Goomba cpu player in Mario party just enlightened me to a real dick head move

After the first 2 turns on the free move team game the Goomba just kept walking in circles and landing on the gift event on the fruit island board and having lakita or whatever his name is steal coins and stars from us while waluigi wandered around getting stuff for him

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:40

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Mister Facetious posted:

I use CFLs exclusively and dont have any problem.

Nah not at home, when I'm out in places that have too many overhead tubes and it's impossible to find an angle that doesn't reflect a big rectangle of light somewhere. Its such a minor thing I never thought to fix it until I saw that post.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:49

Ultimate Mango: Jan 18, 2005

Big Bowie Bonanza posted:

A Goomba cpu player in Mario party just enlightened me to a real dick head move

After the first 2 turns on the free move team game the Goomba just kept walking in circles and landing on the gift event on the fruit island board and having lakita or whatever his name is steal coins and stars from us while waluigi wandered around getting stuff for him

I�m so doing this to my family.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 03:55

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

That�s like the moment I realized my GPS was smart enough to recommend douchebag shortcuts on my route

# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:00

psylent: Nov 29, 2000; Pillbug

Mister Facetious posted:

Do you always play outside, or indoors with the screen facing the sun or something?

I get glare from the train windows on the way to work, plus in the break room at my office, floor to ceiling windows and fluorescent lights overhead.

Obviously my preference is for a dimly lit room, but almost any time I play the Switch in an area where I have little control over the lighting I end up seeing a reflection of my stupid face.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:23

Cipher Pol 9: Oct 9, 2006

A friend of mine added me to their family plan, but my Switch says I'm not part of Switch Online. Any ideas?

# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:24

Detective No. 27: Jun 7, 2006

psylent posted:

I get glare from the train windows on the way to work, plus in the break room at my office, floor to ceiling windows and fluorescent lights overhead.

Obviously my preference is for a dimly lit room, but almost any time I play the Switch in an area where I have little control over the lighting I end up seeing a reflection of my stupid face.

On top of glare, it also highlights whatever smudges are on the screen and every spec of dust in a way non-fluorescent lighting doesn't.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:47

Strawberry Panda: Nov 4, 2007; Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

I used to play outside at noon on my lunchbreak and it was a bit annoying when the sun was beaming. But it was also not a very big problem so I never thought to fix it.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 04:53

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

The sun, I can understand; but I don't think I've ever seen indoor lighting ever be bright enough to be seen reflected on any screen, much less my Switch.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 05:01

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Mister Facetious posted:

The sun, I can understand; but I don't think I've ever seen indoor lighting ever be bright enough to be seen reflected on any screen, much less my Switch.

Do you live in a literal caveman society?

# ? Oct 8, 2018 05:13

Mister Facetious: Apr 21, 2007; I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

Midjack posted:

Do you live in a literal caveman society?

Do you run your Switch at one-quarter the brightness, and always make sure to have a lightsource at your back?

# ? Oct 8, 2018 05:17

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Mister Facetious posted:

Do you run your Switch at one-quarter the brightness, and always make sure to have a lightsource at your back?

I don't try to have the light behind me but it sure happens a lot. :cheerdoge:

# ? Oct 8, 2018 05:19

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Cipher Pol 9 posted:

A friend of mine added me to their family plan, but my Switch says I'm not part of Switch Online. Any ideas?

Sounds like you're not part of your friend's family

# ? Oct 8, 2018 06:20

Steve Yun: Aug 7, 2003; I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.; Soiled Meat

Sorry to tell you your friend ran the long con on you and swindled you out of $4

# ? Oct 8, 2018 06:25

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Nintendo lets you play online but changes your display name to THIEF

# ? Oct 8, 2018 06:31

Feenix: Mar 14, 2003; Sorry, guy.

Ow that I�m playing Mario Party with my 3yo, 5yo, wife, etc... is there a way to turn off/disable the system screenshot button?

It gets hit... a LOT

# ? Oct 8, 2018 06:32

SelenicMartian: Sep 14, 2013; Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

It's a button you can't even check in the controller settings screen, because there's no override.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 07:46

Zero VGS: Aug 16, 2002; ASK ME ABOUT HOW HUMAN LIVES THAT MADE VIDEO GAME CONTROLLERS ARE WORTH MORE; Lipstick Apathy

Not sure if anyone saw this, but if you're subscribed to the Fry's Electronics newsletter, they're doing a promo code to get a Switch for $280, in-store or free same-day local delivery.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 07:48

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Feenix posted:

Ow that I’m playing Mario Party with my 3yo, 5yo, wife, etc... is there a way to turn off/disable the system screenshot button?

It gets hit... a LOT

Holy poo poo I had to delete like a hundred images after playing chicken horse with n00bs

The home button joycon is somehow even WORSE

# ? Oct 8, 2018 12:36

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Those glare shields have been around a long time, longer than the switch's pervert games. I remember some YouTubers reviewing them close to launch in like a "20 Nintendo switch gadgets tested" type videos.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 12:39