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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

At least I'll get to watch m/billions die, wait what??

We are the first generation that has had the opportunity to watch billions die. Might be a necessary correction.

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You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

JBP posted:

We are the first generation that has had the opportunity to watch billions die. Might be a necessary correction.

Thanks Thanos

Thanos

Oh wai...

buildmorefarms
Aug 13, 2004

любоваться
Doctor Rope

BBJoey posted:

If I said I wasn’t inclined to do my job I’d probably be sacked but good for him for being honest

Augh that sucks, I was under the impression that Tim S. was the business

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

snoremac posted:

I don’t like those plastic squeeze sauce bottles where the sauce hardens at the nozzle and you have to keep clearing it. Just wondering what happened to this country.

you're supposed to suck the sauce straight out of nozzle, idiot, also prevents that bit hardening and gumming it up

AbortRetryFail
Jan 17, 2007

No more Mr. Nice Gaius

Just needs a little bit of draino and it's right

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Draino the swamp

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
smdh if you don't just throw the bottle out after one use and go and buy a new one i don't want that crusty poo poo tainting my fountain brand tomato sauce on my coles sausages

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Just pour it from the big bottle your babies

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

You Am I posted:

Thanks Thanos

Thanos

Oh wai...

This got funny because Thanos often autocorrects to Thanks.

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
don’t even know if I can afford air conditioning by 2050

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Crusty Plastic bottle tomato sauce is the garbage condiment this garbage country deserves.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
So ‘a fair go for those having a go’ is just the secular version of ‘god helps those who help themselves’?

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

It's some bootstraps 'just world' bullshit.

snoremac
Jul 27, 2012

I LOVE SEEING DEAD BABIES ON 𝕏, THE EVERYTHING APP. IT'S WORTH IT FOR THE FOLLOWING TAB.

fiery_valkyrie posted:

So ‘a fair go for those having a go’ is just the secular version of ‘god helps those who help themselves’?
It’s two colloquialisms tripping over each other since “having a go” means you’re attacking someone.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



The transition to whatever kind of australia exists in the future will be a smooth affair without widespread resentment or outbursts of violence against those perceived as responsible.

snoremac posted:

It’s two colloquialisms tripping over each other since “having a go” means you’re attacking someone.

Having a go = small business owner

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
I dunno, I'm in the mood for political violence a lot these days.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

I dunno, I'm in the mood for political violence a lot these days.

but but but the fourth pillar

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

GoldStandardConure posted:

smdh if you don't just throw the bottle out after one use and go and buy a new one i don't want that crusty poo poo on my taint.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



no desperate people are going to try and "stop them getting away with it" when they realise those who could have done something but chose to do nothing are planning on peacing out in comfort and leaving their children to deal with it

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

also accurate

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
It's crazy how close those perferred premier results are for Victoria though.

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Where's Tony :s

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

GoldStandardConure posted:

but but but the fourth pillar

eventually nonviolence become an incitement to systemic violence

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

eventually nonviolence become an incitement to systemic violence

wow this makes you as bad as the fascists

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

GoldStandardConure posted:

wow this makes you as bad as the fascists

possibly worse

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

thatbastardken posted:

possibly worse

:getin:

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012

thatbastardken posted:

I dunno, I'm in the mood for political violence a lot these days.

:same: except i'm also a coward

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



wtf 56 year old cop threatened hanson-yoings 11 year old after some lionhat tantrum

https://twitter.com/marcialangton/status/1048883445068263425?s=19

Gentleman Baller
Oct 13, 2013
My partner bought us one of those refillable pump tomato sauce appliers and if you let it get crusty it becomes too hard to get all of the crustyness off so you just allow your food to become tainted very much like the society in which we all currently live

Box of Bunnies
Apr 3, 2012

by Pragmatica

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

wtf 56 year old cop threatened hanson-yoings 11 year old after some lionhat tantrum

https://twitter.com/marcialangton/status/1048883445068263425?s=19

ACAB

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

wtf 56 year old cop threatened hanson-yoings 11 year old after some lionhat tantrum

https://twitter.com/marcialangton/status/1048883445068263425?s=19

That's hosed.

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


The best thing about climate change is that Australia will get even more drought-plagued and inhospitable, or one of those outlier predictions about Australia actually getting more rain will come about and we will be a target for invasion by billions of displaced people.

ModernMajorGeneral
Jun 25, 2010

quote:

Asked if Australia would be held to the target to reduce emissions by 26% to 28% from 2005 levels, Morrison said: “No, we won’t … we’re not held to any of them at all. Nor are we bound to go and tip money into that big climate fund. We’re not going to do that either. I’m not going to spend money on global climate conferences and all that nonsense.”

...

Morrison said when Australia signed an agreement “it means something”, and noted it was not the previous Labor government but rather “our government” that had signed the Paris agreement, a reference to the Coalition government of Tony Abbott.

“This is an enormously important issue to partners in the Pacific who are strategic partners. So my question is: what is to be gained by ripping it up?

I see that Morrison's admiration for Trump extends to directly contradicting yourself in the same speech.

This country is very dumb.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
https://twitter.com/lenoretaylor/status/1049255031176749057

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Foley will be all over giving that race a public holiday, and a kickback on the side

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
So it's like a Sydney knockoff of the Melbourne cup?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Someone make a gif of Bugs bunny sawing the Opera House off of Sydney.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So it's like a Sydney knockoff of the Melbourne cup?

I feel like Sydney's only policy on any entertainment is to wind the clock back to 1960 and tell people they like it.

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Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

So it's like a Sydney knockoff of the Melbourne cup?

That's still too charitable.

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