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Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
The stillsuits have nipples on them like the batsuit in the really lovely batman movie that one time.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









The fremen fight cheap kung fu movie style, standing in a circle and rushing in one at a time

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Dune anime.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Duneamus.

(Don't worry, she's really 10,000 years old!)

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
It's perfect except for all the rotoscoping.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Dune but rewritten as a children's book.

It somehow makes even less sense.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

also back on movie chat, in my opinion dune needs to be made like one of those 60's epics that's insanely lavishly produced and nearly bankrupts the studio in the process

minimum one intermission and the whole thing has to be shot on 70mm


and no CGI armies, that's gotta be a thousand extras trucked out to the desert

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
I keep telling you, Broadway musical.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


hire the red army and do it Waterloo style

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

basic hitler posted:

hire the red army and do it Waterloo style

Now picturing Dune with an Abba soundtrack

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.
Do you hear the drums, Fernando?

*is eaten by enraged worm

Ratatozsk
Mar 6, 2007

Had we turned left instead, we may have encountered something like this...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I keep telling you, Broadway musical.

Dr Yueh, Dr Yueh
Oooooooooooo
Dr Yueh!

Can I play the baliset anymore?

Well of course you can!

But I couldn’t before!

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

phasmid posted:

It's perfect except for all the rotoscoping.

Now I'm mad that Ralph Bakshi never made a Dune movie :mad:

THE BAR
Oct 20, 2011

You know what might look better on your nose?

The Bloop posted:

Now I'm mad that Ralph Bakshi never made a Dune movie :mad:

That would make perfect sense. drat.

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007


Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Jamis is about to get stabbed in the loving balls.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Arrhythmia posted:

Jamis is about to get stabbed in the loving balls.

The slow blade penetrates the loving balls

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
The real secret of the stillsuit is that it taps into the piss naturally stored in the balls. Paul intuits this for he knows their ways and strikes at the vital point.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Holtzman is the name of Kate McKinnon's character in Ghostbusters. My headcanon now includes the possibility that Dune and Ghostbusters occupy the same universe, and that she or one of her descendants discovered the Holtzman effect. I don't care what Dune Encyclopedia says.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Vlex posted:

Holtzman is the name of Kate McKinnon's character in Ghostbusters. My headcanon now includes the possibility that Dune and Ghostbusters occupy the same universe, and that she or one of her descendants discovered the Holtzman effect. I don't care what Dune Encyclopedia says.

If you reach a point in your life where you no longer care what the Dune Encyclopedia says it's probably time to make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself, friend.

:ohdear:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Dune Encyclopedia is more canon than @duneauthor

Mode 7
Jul 28, 2007

S Tier: Dune
A Tier: Dune 2 - 4, Encyclopaedia
B Tier: Dune 5 + 6
C Tier: Film/miniseries adaptations
Literal poo poo From An rear end Tier: Anything @duneauthor

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Mode 7 posted:

S Tier: Dune
A Tier: Dune 2/4, Encyclopaedia
B Tier: Dune 3/6
C Tier: Dune 5 /Film/miniseries adaptations
Literal poo poo From An rear end Tier: Anything @duneauthor

fixed

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Best director for Dune 2018: David Lynch

He tried it once and probably has a shitload of things he would have done better

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


both of your lists have their merits, i could agree with either of them if i was in a good mood.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



basic hitler posted:

both of your lists have their merits, i could agree with either of them if i was in a good mood.

:yeah:

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


this dude put out another video the other day, it's really long but it's a synopsis+analysis of God Emperor, so that's why it's so long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzjxktnHAHc

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
S Tier: Dune, Encyclopaedia
A Tier: Dune 2/4, Smithee* cut of film
B Tier: Dune 3/6, Miniseries**, Bideogames
C Tier: Dune 5, Lynch cut of film***

I'm afraid I'm unaware of the existence of any other canonical/meta-canonical Dune material other than the above-referenced texts.

:colbert:

*: It's real good y'all.
**: The first one might have been low-A if they had cut away from Leto II getting murdered in the Sietch a whole lot sooner. Seriously, :wtc: was with that shot going on and on and on? :shudder:
***: It's real bad y'all.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


you actually rated the extended edition over the theatrical cut, you're absolutely loving bonkers.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

basic hitler posted:

you actually rated the extended edition over the theatrical cut, you're absolutely loving bonkers.

Dunno, it feels more rooted in the source material?

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Absolutely nothing in the extended cut adds to the movie. None of the scenes feel necessary or useful. it was a cash in so de laurentiis could cash in on a 20 year old disaster of her own making

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth
Wtf why are you people putting chapterhouse above heretics? Chapterhouse is awful, nearly as bad as children even.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



thatfatkid posted:

Wtf why are you people putting chapterhouse above heretics? Chapterhouse is awful, nearly as bad as children even.

On second thought you're right the sex scene in Heretics raises it to S-tier

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









THE HARD SLAP OF HIS EJACULATION

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



beanpolepeckerwood's adolescent male hands tremble along the pages as he reads it for the sixteenth time

SixFigureSandwich
Oct 30, 2004
Exciting Lemon
5 and 6 have the Bene Gesserit repeatedly clown on the Tleilaxu, what's not to like

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
"duneauthor"

shut the gently caress up

Why cookie Rocket
Dec 2, 2003

Lemme tell ya 'bout your blood bamboo kid.
It ain't Coca-Cola, it's rice.

basic hitler posted:

Absolutely nothing in the extended cut adds to the movie. None of the scenes feel necessary or useful. it was a cash in so de laurentiis could cash in on a 20 year old disaster of her own making

I really like the scene where Gurney plays the baliset.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Phil Moscowitz posted:

"duneauthor"

shut the gently caress up

@duneauthor is a treasure

a cursed treasure

made of pyerite and lead

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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Phil Moscowitz posted:

"duneauthor"

shut the gently caress up

him calling himself duneauthor is one of those little things that my brain insists is evidence that he's trying to run the thing into the ground and salt the earth

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