KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

I just replaced my garbage disposal.

Big job. Had to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drain line.

https://i.imgur.com/enjRhj9.gifv

It's a misprint.

What do you got, a Clarkman?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 01:37

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# ? May 14, 2024 18:08

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

potee posted:

I just replaced my garbage disposal.

Big job. Had to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drain line.

https://i.imgur.com/enjRhj9.gifv

whaddayagotaclarkman?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:02

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

PT6A posted:

This food was in the shower with you???

She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt!

# ? Sep 28, 2018 02:12

Rageaholic: May 31, 2005; Old Town Road to EGOT

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1045531789463187457

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:49

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Squirrel? Well we've got no deal with them!

# ? Sep 29, 2018 04:00

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/Seinfeld2000/status/1045531789463187457

Shhh! Listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.

# ? Sep 29, 2018 20:51

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Shhh! Listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.

That's not the sign.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 02:24

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

potee posted:

That's not the sign.

WHO? Who doesn't want to wear the ribbon?

# ? Oct 1, 2018 04:23

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

EVERYBODY OUT OF THE CHUNNEL!!

# ? Oct 1, 2018 06:23

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

Doddatickano.

# ? Oct 1, 2018 06:50

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:16

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Gyshall posted:

Anyone ever tell you you look a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard?

C'mon, not salt, but...

You mean Pepper Johnson!?

# ? Oct 4, 2018 02:17

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

My presence in this thread can only hurt my chances.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:08

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

My presence in this thread can only hurt my chances.

You know, I have friends who try to base their whole life on that principle.

# ? Oct 4, 2018 04:17

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

I'm the exterminator!

# ? Oct 4, 2018 11:37

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

I'M DISTURBED! I'M DEPRESSED! I'M INADEQUATE! I GOT IT ALL!!!!

# ? Oct 5, 2018 06:53

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner?

Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?

I don't understand stuff like that.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 08:06

JethroMcB: Jan 23, 2004; We're normal now.
We love your family.

Capt. Sticl posted:

Hey, how come people don't have dip for dinner?

Why is it only a snack, why can't it be a meal, you know?

I don't understand stuff like that.

I mean, what's the deal with cancer?

# ? Oct 5, 2018 15:51

Imagined: Feb 2, 2007

Hey I have cancer!!

# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Imagined posted:

Hey I have cancer!!

You know what you oughta do. You should go to her office and heckle her.

# ? Oct 5, 2018 16:11

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

You know what you oughta do. You should go to her office and heckle her.

By the way, TMMadman. The quotes? A little hacky.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 01:44

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

TMMadman posted:

You know what you oughta do. You should go to her office and heckle her.

Boo! BOOOOO!

# ? Oct 6, 2018 03:16

The Narrator: Aug 11, 2011; bernie would have won

Who was the last president to have a beard?

# ? Oct 6, 2018 03:20

DuhSal: Aug 16, 2004; I will, brother. I promise.; Pillbug

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Boo! BOOOOO!

Hiss! HISSSSSSssssss!

# ? Oct 6, 2018 04:31

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

The Narrator posted:

Who was the last president to have a beard?

# ? Oct 6, 2018 05:53

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

The Narrator posted:

Who was the last president to have a beard?

I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.

# ? Oct 6, 2018 19:20

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

TMMadman posted:

I know, I hate it too. I feel like an out of work porn star.

You know, uh... pleasuring you?

# ? Oct 7, 2018 14:40

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

PT6A posted:

You know, uh... pleasuring you?

If I could add quotes to the equation, that would really be the ultimate!

# ? Oct 8, 2018 14:24

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

PT6A posted:

You know, uh... pleasuring you?

Let me ask you a question. This new move. Is there a knuckle involved in any way?

# ? Oct 8, 2018 14:27

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

Now see this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 15:03

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Now see this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around chewing gum.

I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-mein-y.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 15:11

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Heil Five!

# ? Oct 8, 2018 15:28

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Gyshall posted:

Heil Five!

Gyshall O'Brien: Leader of the Aryan Union

# ? Oct 8, 2018 15:59

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

potee posted:

Gyshall O'Brien: Leader of the Aryan Union

I bet that forums poster is an anti-Semite. They don't just overpost a quote, potee.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 17:36

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

PT6A posted:

I bet that forums poster is an anti-Semite. They don't just overpost a quote, potee.

Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. Hey shitposter! Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own threads.

# ? Oct 8, 2018 18:19

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Oh it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. Hey shitposter! Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own threads.

They DO have their own threads!

# ? Oct 8, 2018 18:23

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Vietnamwees posted:

They DO have their own threads!

Not to mention the blacks and the Jews :smuggo:

# ? Oct 9, 2018 00:38

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

They DO have their own threads!

What's so great about a mom and pop thread? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a thread, I wouldn't post there.

# ? Oct 9, 2018 01:54

Vietnamwees: May 8, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

What's so great about a mom and pop thread? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a thread, I wouldn't post there.

Not that theres anything wrong with that!

# ? Oct 9, 2018 06:31

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# ? May 14, 2024 18:08

kolby: Oct 29, 2004

Todd GACK

# ? Oct 9, 2018 14:06

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