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TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Bearded Whiteguy posted:

Where you at, Q!? Why do you keep failing to find all these pedophiles?

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1049788665176711168

:lol:

This looks like a guy soliciting teenage conservative girls yup

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:stonk:

https://mobile.twitter.com/keithboykin/status/1049769713075675137

cnut
May 3, 2016

:d2a:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


Racists? In my GOP?

CheesyDog
Jul 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

NotWearingPants posted:

How is it different than Ben Shapiro challenging Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to a debate?

this involves Donald Jr. getting socked in the teeth

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Egbert Souse posted:

Racists? In my GOP?

its more likely than you think

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy


Is it really a selfie with the vice president if he's 400 feet away

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1049808832870797312

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Uncle at Nintendo posted:



Is it really a selfie with the vice president if he's 400 feet away

This chud spud looks like Fedora Fatty from the M'lady meme

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

His polls are going to surge like the waves battering his stupid state's coastline right now.

TACTICAL SANDALS
Nov 7, 2009

click clack POW, officer down
welp finally succeeded in getting blocked by mike fuckabee lol

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

His polls are going to surge like the waves battering his stupid state's coastline right now.

He's definitely going to win.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/1049715917586911234

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

He's definitely going to win.

Liberals using "he's racist" as a way to surprise no one while simultaneously firing up the GOP base is the ultimate Charlie Brown football gag.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Liberals using "he's racist" as a way to surprise no one while simultaneously firing up the GOP base is the ultimate Charlie Brown football gag.

Its super cool isn't it.


Anyway the president just basically said the 14 words at his rally tonight minus the white part. Im sure he'll start adding it after he's reelected though.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
Someone cancel the White House cable service before the most gullible grandpa president of all time catches a scary movie trailer commercial between Fox and Friends segments and starts a war because he honestly believes zombie ghosts from Mars are here to eat our brains or something GOOD GOD he is a stupid man

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Its super cool isn't it.


Anyway the president just basically said the 14 words at his rally tonight minus the white part. Im sure he'll start adding it after he's reelected though.

I like that he equated Steve King, known white nationalist as "the most conservative man on Earth"


It's amazing how loving bad he is at not saying the quiet part out loud

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

TulliusCicero posted:

I like that he equated Steve King, known white nationalist as "the most conservative man on Earth"


It's amazing how loving bad he is at not saying the quiet part out loud

That's not even the quiet part anymore, is it? White nationalism is just 100% a part of mainstream conservative ideology again.
The quiet part is whatever the hell they're planning after 2020.

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


I don't understand the title of this ITT thread? Are we pretending that the guy from the Apprentice and the failed casino trust fund baby is the US president? And we're making up the weird things he'd say?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1049813045810216960

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If you want a good lol at work, just imagine Charlie Kirk or Mike Thernovitth struggling and contorting their faces listening to "Bound 2" and acting like they love it.

frh
Dec 6, 2014

Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator.
https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1030134418365661186?s=19

Why the gently caress is this my first time seeing this?

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


emo phillips still looking good

I ride bikes all day
Sep 10, 2007

I shitposted in the same thread for 2 years and all I got was this red text av. Ask me about my autism!



College Slice

Otacon posted:

made me lol... not even trying to not appear evil, i love/hate it

Trump officials plan maintenance downtime for healthcare.gov during ObamaCare sign-ups

Hah. I work in healthcare IT doing exactly this sort of poo poo. Clients would go ballistic if I told them there was going to be an extended downtime for their patient portal during the day, weekend or not. I expect we'd be talking to CIOs and senior directors before they day was out if I told them I was going to do it for 5 weeks in a row.

Also, what the gently caress kind of timeline is that? 12 god damned hours? I've done complete code version upgrades for hospitals in half that. And for 5 weeks running? I literally have no idea what they could be doing to justify this timeline.

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I ride bikes all day posted:

Hah. I work in healthcare IT doing exactly this sort of poo poo. Clients would go ballistic if I told them there was going to be an extended downtime for their patient portal during the day, weekend or not. I expect we'd be talking to CIOs and senior directors before they day was out if I told them I was going to do it for 5 weeks in a row.

Also, what the gently caress kind of timeline is that? 12 god damned hours? I've done complete code version upgrades for hospitals in half that. And for 5 weeks running? I literally have no idea what they could be doing to justify this timeline.

Look even though Barron is an expert at the cyber he still needs a lot of time to overhaul an entire website for the whole country by himself.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001


Can you believe she can't find a single person who wants to date her?!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The president having tard rallies where he praises Iowa Nazis in the dumbest way possible is a normal tuesday. I feel like a fully boiled frog you guys

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
haha what the gently caress

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9OhykhqC2Q

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Given that "conservative" is just a fancy, ten dollar word for "absolute shitstain," I've gotta side with Dormal Termp on this one.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
Donald Trump is 72 years old and likely in the early stages of dementia.

The President of the United States is literally a doddering old man who chuds call strong.

Donald Trump is a germophobe pansy from New York who eats well-done steaks.

there are actual americans who unironically call donald trump an "alpha male"

just sayin

lol

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

Dead Beef posted:

Donald Trump is 72 years old and likely in the early stages of dementia.

The President of the United States is literally a doddering old man who chuds call strong.

Donald Trump is a germophobe pansy from New York who eats well-done steaks.

there are actual americans who unironically call donald trump an "alpha male"

just sayin

lol

"alpha male" literally just means sex pest/rapist so entirely accurate

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/AriBerman/status/1049821777650769920

nice country, good job

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Even if you completely ignore the past, there's something fundamentally wrong with you if you're not permanently furious at how the US federal government has been treating native indian people just in the last decade.

I can't imagine the type of restraint it has taken for them not to be conducting IRA type poo poo daily.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

nooneofconsequence posted:

nice country, good job

I'm surprised that I'm not surprised.

Methanar
Sep 26, 2013

by the sex ghost

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Even if you completely ignore the past, there's something fundamentally wrong with you if you're not permanently furious at how the US federal government has been treating native indian people just in the last decade.

I can't imagine the type of restraint it has taken for them not to be conducting IRA type poo poo daily.

I live in saskatchewan. native reserves are gulag levels of poverty

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

If they wanted to vote they should have been born here

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




:hmbol:

These people are all loving bonkers

It would be hilarious if they didn't currently control a global superpower

malder
Feb 7, 2005

Grimey Drawer
2019 will be the year when Lock Her Up! will be replaced be Heil Trump! at presidential rallies, because all women currently in power will be jailed by then.

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Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

I ride bikes all day posted:

Hah. I work in healthcare IT doing exactly this sort of poo poo. Clients would go ballistic if I told them there was going to be an extended downtime for their patient portal during the day, weekend or not. I expect we'd be talking to CIOs and senior directors before they day was out if I told them I was going to do it for 5 weeks in a row.

Also, what the gently caress kind of timeline is that? 12 god damned hours? I've done complete code version upgrades for hospitals in half that. And for 5 weeks running? I literally have no idea what they could be doing to justify this timeline.

It has to do with "sabotage Obamacare"

very techincal, maybe you haven't heard of it

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