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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
The president of the United States, Donald J. Trump, believed that North Korea had launched a fraction of its nuclear arsenal from a skit viewed on Fox News.

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ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Republicans venerate rape as key to the salvation of the white race.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Senator Lindsey Graham reassured the president of these United States, Donald J Trump, that Democrats can be bought on the cheap.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Someone in this subforum is a snitch.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Taintrunner posted:

Bernie Sanders forced the richest man in the world to give his employees a raise.

Hillary Rodham Clinton gave "kudos" to Jeff Bezos for it instead of Bernie.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dead Beef posted:

A known war criminal is the current National Security Advisor to the President.

A known war criminal is also investigating the President.

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

the president of the united states said that we should imprison a jew for having money

one of the president's lawyers thinks we should take the money away from the jew, but is not entirely clear on his position regarding imprisonment of the rich jew

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

After allegations of sexual assault and rape came out, support for confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to be the next Supreme Court justice went up among white men

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

SpaceGoku posted:

the president of the united states said that we should imprison a jew for having money

one of the president's lawyers thinks we should take the money away from the jew, but is not entirely clear on his position regarding imprisonment of the rich jew

Huh?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Socks4Hands posted:

wow i like her infinitely more. anybody willing to actually go full accelerationist on msnbc has my utmost respect

Edit: reminder that Chris Hayes was the one who did this: https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jul/26/msnbcs-chris-hayes-fuels-outcry-describing-climate/
and in the followup interview Susan is focused entirely on climate change

The Washington Times is owned and operated by a South Korean sex cult.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

The president tweets about george soros conspiracies now.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Mayor Dave posted:

The Washington Times is owned and operated by a South Korean sex cult.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
If Saudis really sent a 15-member assassination team to Turkey to murder and dismember a prominent journalist, it could unravel the crown prince's effort to cultivate an image in the West as a reformer.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
In order to establish its business reputation with the CIA, NSA, and FBI, Elemental Technologies--a PLA catspaw--took as clients the Mormon church, which used the technology to beam sermons to congregations around the world, and the adult film industry, which did not.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Office Pig posted:

Someone in this subforum is a snitch.

This sounds like something a snitch would say

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
Immediately after being sold for upwards of $1 million at auction, a piece of art self-destructed via a shredder built into the frame holding the piece. People are now speculating on how much this has increased the monetary value of the piece.

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010
The President of the United States came out in support of asbestos.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

bag em and tag em posted:

Immediately after being sold for upwards of $1 million at auction, a piece of art self-destructed via a shredder built into the frame holding the piece. People are now speculating on how much this has increased the monetary value of the piece.

This was the single most interesting and revolutionary thing hipster street artist Banksy has ever done.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Willie Tomg posted:

In order to establish its business reputation with the CIA, NSA, and FBI, Elemental Technologies--a PLA catspaw--took as clients the Mormon church, which used the technology to beam sermons to congregations around the world, and the adult film industry, which did not.
wtf i totally missed this

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
Oliver North is the current President of the NRA.

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Willie Tomg posted:

In order to establish its business reputation with the CIA, NSA, and FBI, Elemental Technologies--a PLA catspaw--took as clients the Mormon church, which used the technology to beam sermons to congregations around the world, and the adult film industry, which did not.

That was a great line in that otherwise terrifying story.

Human civilization as we have come to know it is expected to come to an end in a little over two decades.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Pepperoneedy posted:

Human civilization as we have come to know it is expected to come to an end in a little over two decades.

despite this fact, people still have the raw nerve to send me bills for poo poo.

world's ending, gently caress off bitch

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
Donald Trump effectively pulls the Overton Window to right on historic levels not seen before by getting self-identified leftists and socialists to defend predatory capitalist billionaire George Soros with a loving tweet.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Pepperoneedy posted:

That was a great line in that otherwise terrifying story.

Human civilization as we have come to know it is expected to come to an end in a little over two decades.

lol that story is bullshit

imagine taking anything a high level intelligence official says as true lmao

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

that line is good tho and it's likely that both customers were based in Utah

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Satire rag MAD magazine remains one of the last relevant bastions of political commentary in America.

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
One of the new Disney animated shorts ends with Goofy unhinging his jaw with a wrench so Mickey and Minnie can climb into his stomach, have a romantic dinner for two, and gently caress while Goofy plays violin and chortles as they bump and grind inside him.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Willie Tomg posted:

One of the new Disney animated shorts ends with Goofy unhinging his jaw with a wrench so Mickey and Minnie can climb into his stomach, have a romantic dinner for two, and gently caress while Goofy plays violin and chortles as they bump and grind inside him.

How can you describe something so loving hot and not include a link??

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Feranon posted:

How can you describe something so loving hot and not include a link??

i was almost like "fuckers we are on the internet together" but then i realized that it was a dick move to insist some folks have certain terms in their search history

https://twitter.com/commondsneyfan/status/1048800683632336896

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i tried to think of something clever to say but

i'm just....kind of awed by it

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
please don't kinkshame, Mickey and Minnie Mouse gently caress and they're vore fetishists. it's canon now. very brave of the walt disney corporation

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
"If the clown were ever to inadvertently come into contact with a hamburger, we would have both the hamburger and clown destroyed" --official McDonaldsTM press release

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

crazy cloud posted:

please don't kinkshame, Mickey and Minnie Mouse gently caress and they're vore fetishists. it's canon now. very brave of the walt disney corporation

it's a good thing the 10yo set are entirely onto fortnight/racial slur streams and procedural hell animations, or a crazy amount of them would be looking back on it as the first media that made them ~feel tingly~ in ten years, sonic-fursuit or misty-cosplay-patreon-style

Sapper
Mar 8, 2003




Dinosaur Gum
The President of the United States is likely to appoint his completely unqualified daughter to the post of UN Ambassador and half of the country will vigorously defend this action.

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
The President of the United States had sex with a porn star.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Dead Beef posted:

The President of the United States had sex with a porn star.

The lawyer for the porn star the president had sex with has challenged the president’s son to a charity boxing match.

Slutitution
Jun 26, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

Dead Beef posted:

The President of the United States had sex with a porn star.

A fantasy most men have.

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope
The porn star is being blamed for loving Trump.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Donald Trump, who is President, called in to Fox and Friends this morning and sounded like an angry grandpa calling in to an AM radio station. He specifically mentioned that the government can't run things well, despite being the President of the United States.

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Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
Most of what we know about the practical application of the Citizens United ruling we learned from a box of papers found in a Montana trap house.

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