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hand-fed baby bird
May 13, 2009
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hand-fed baby bird
May 13, 2009
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Pocket Billiards
Aug 29, 2007
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Nobody has been wickedly constipated by Gorilla Mindset as far as I know. Lobster man's all meat and cider-free diet maybe.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

that kava powder poo poo is next helps me sometimes but i'd rather smoke dope and drink

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

Gorilla brain pills don't do anything. Kratom is essentially a light opiate but completely safe and non-addictive for real you can't get addicted to it it's not a drug it's a plant not a drug not addictive. Also I get sick every time I stop because it helps my immune system so much. :v:

Kava is hell on your liver btw I'd steer clear of that poo poo.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I don't know anything about kratom but, I'm pretty sure heroin comes from a plant?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Halloween Jack posted:

I don't know anything about kratom but, I'm pretty sure heroin comes from a plant?

I thought it was synthetic morphine and/or opium (which does come from a plant).

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
My point is, I'm pretty sure plants can be drugs, even addictive drugs.

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

I thought it was pretty clear I was facetiously mocking kratom users. :shobon:

Specifically r/kratom. TCC actually is pretty upfront about it being addictive because it tickles your opiate receptors.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I'm a goody-two-shoes normie and I can never tell when TCC is leaking. Anyway, smoke plants everyday.

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Halloween Jack posted:

My point is, I'm pretty sure plants can be drugs, even addictive drugs.

Pinches off a giant wad of Red Man and stuffs it into my cheek.

It’s a plant.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
kratom isn't awesome but people have been trying to make it the new fentanyl for a bit now when really it's a very useful tool to get off way worse drugs and all

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
thing about kratom is you have to consume massive amounts of it to get a good buzz going, but the problem is it tastes like poo poo. so you have to get creative about how you consume it.



apparently some people use it to get off prescription opiates so that's good I guess.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

uber_stoat posted:

thing about kratom is you have to consume massive amounts of it to get a good buzz going, but the problem is it tastes like poo poo. so you have to get creative about how you consume it.



apparently some people use it to get off prescription opiates so that's good I guess.

the kratom thread is extremely cool

Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

How To Successfully Eat Several Grams of Leaf Grit

Wars have been fought over the best way to force this poo poo down one's own throat. Here are some popular methods:
[list]
[*]Just try and eat it: This will make you gag, so please do it on video.
[*]Toss-n-Wash: Put water or a tasty liquid in your mouth, holding your head back to create a pool in your mouth. Pour the kratom in on top. Swallow. You'll probably want to chase that.
[*]Shitpaste: Credited to Kratom thread superstar im full of poo poo, shitpaste is kratom that has been rehydrated until it turns into a paste. Then you can form little balls of it and either try to swallow them intact with a chaser like bigass pills or just let them break apart in the liquid in your mouth before you swallow (since it's hydrated already this prevents dragon-related side effects and it'll go down easy with the liquid).

Trabandiumium
Feb 20, 2010

the street fight guys just drink it like tea

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



the tea tastes horrible too.

Easiest thing is to buy capsules with the powder in it .

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

I took some capsules once and it just made my skin flush and gave me that tiny background buzz like caffeine or a cigarette. It wasn't very cool.

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



You gotta eat a lot to get high. Like 6-7g of it.

I used to get some every month from the Street Fight patreon, I'd just use the whole bag and make some horrible tasting tea. It would get you pretty high though

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

Previa_fun posted:

Gorilla brain pills don't do anything. Kratom is essentially a light opiate but completely safe and non-addictive for real you can't get addicted to it it's not a drug it's a plant not a drug not addictive. Also I get sick every time I stop because it helps my immune system so much. :v:

Kava is hell on your liver btw I'd steer clear of that poo poo.

*nod* poured it in the trash

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

Malaria posted:

You gotta eat a lot to get high. Like 6-7g of it.

I used to get some every month from the Street Fight patreon, I'd just use the whole bag and make some horrible tasting tea. It would get you pretty high though

Is there any reason to not just smoke weed instead?

Malaria
Oct 21, 2017



They go well together tbh

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


podcasters do way too much drugs.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I would too if I had to live in New York

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
the street fight dudes live in columbus

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

The Robin Williams joke was way funnier than it got credit for.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
the only real selling point I can give kratom is for me it's better than going back to heroin so hey that's a plus.

Also the tea method is fine, I just put a little honey in it and it comes out like any other dumbass 'this isn't tea but you can make tea out of it' health food thing would, not exactly a fuckin delight to drink but perfectly fine to relax with.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Previa_fun posted:

The Robin Williams joke was way funnier than it got credit for.

Virgil’s delighted laughter at the Kingdom Hearts reference was amazing

Sephyr
Aug 28, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 15 hours!

Thaddius the Large posted:

Virgil’s delighted laughter at the Kingdom Hearts reference was amazing

It was loving magical. Even if I never played Kingdom Hearts.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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I may be a dumbass but Amber got a huge reaction for "I threw holy water and she laid me the gently caress-" and I have no idea where the joke was going or what the reference is. Help me out?


This ep was fire though. Streetfight crossover is always :allears:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I may be a dumbass but Amber got a huge reaction for "I threw holy water and she laid me the gently caress-" and I have no idea where the joke was going or what the reference is. Help me out?


This ep was fire though. Streetfight crossover is always :allears:

I feel like there was some live action poo poo happening that wasn't recorded on audio.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I may be a dumbass but Amber got a huge reaction for "I threw holy water and she laid me the gently caress-" and I have no idea where the joke was going or what the reference is. Help me out?

The little girl in the Exorcist reacted poorly to having holy water thrown on her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roqHaEjDPzQ&t=69s

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
"Mornin' Sam, Mornin' Beelzebub" was the one that cracked me up.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

I may be a dumbass but Amber got a huge reaction for "I threw holy water and she laid me the gently caress-" and I have no idea where the joke was going or what the reference is. Help me out?

she jokingly guessed he did something ludicrous and it turned out he did something almost as stupid

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

The Muppets On PCP posted:

she jokingly guessed he did something ludicrous and it turned out he did something almost as stupid

yea I think she was going for 'I threw holy water and she laid me the gently caress out' but then it turned out he did something not quite but still very much stupid.

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Apr 16, 2017

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Groovelord Neato posted:

podcasters do way too much drugs.

Whippets aren't a drug

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
whippets are a lifestyle

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

And they're good dogs

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
Rod always makes me sorta sad because he is such a broken piece of poo poo. like that article that talks about his childhood and how his family were weird backward nuts and he escaped as a arty theater kid and then he comes back and feels guilty that his abusive family looks down on him so he becomes some backwards psycho who believes in daemons and hates himself and anything that reminds him of his "worldly" past.


Thaddius the Large posted:

Virgil’s delighted laughter at the Kingdom Hearts reference was amazing

the best part is its true. rod probably would end up being some weird fanboy who thinks he is screatly goofy's lovechild or some poo poo because he needs some magical bullshit to fill the void.

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009
gently caress I love Matt. Best dry boy.

https://twitter.com/samknight_one/status/1050403876225069057

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Uranium
Sep 11, 2001

Through constant decay
Uranium creates
the radioactive ray.



to have your desk cleaned out by a colleague who feels pity and contempt for you after you die, that common occurrence for people with friends or family

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