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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://giant.gfycat.com/PlayfulRightApisdorsatalaboriosa.webm

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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ground pounding, you say?
https://youtu.be/RYsO6EcuxbM

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




Truly the prophet of our times.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


gently caress, I had no desire to look this up until now

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

I think we're done here. The bad meme is not going to get better.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

The Glumslinger posted:

I'm on my phone, so someone please Photoshop "Boner Hurting Juice" on to that bottle



:smuggo:

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Coffee doesn't taste like chocolate though :confused:

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Jerry Cotton posted:

Coffee doesn't taste like chocolate though :confused:

Oh man, do I have news for you about innovations in coffee in the last 30 years.

It comes in everything from chocolate and pumpkin pie flavor all the way to literal cat poo poo.

The latter is more expensive.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Jerry Cotton posted:

Coffee doesn't taste like chocolate though :confused:

Mochaccino, my friend.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh man, do I have news for you about innovations in coffee in the last 30 years.

It comes in everything from chocolate and pumpkin pie flavor all the way to literal cat poo poo.

The latter is more expensive.

*civet

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


*luwak

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
















Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...


3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


So close! :negative:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Oh I know this one! That's the guy from Slipknot isn't it?????

BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

The last panel should never have a baby in it

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
Randaconda the real mvp of this thread right now.



Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh man, do I have news for you about innovations in coffee in the last 30 years.

It comes in everything from chocolate and pumpkin pie flavor all the way to literal cat poo poo.

The latter is more expensive.

... You're making GBS threads me

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Solar Tornado posted:

... You're making GBS threads me

... You're making GBS threads me

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Enough coffee and you'll be making GBS threads yourself

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bike tory posted:

Enough coffee and you'll be making GBS threads yourself

I try to eat shredded wheat for breakfast on the weekdays, along with a cup of coffee. You can set your clock by my bowel movements.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Randaconda posted:

I try to eat shredded wheat for breakfast on the weekdays, along with a cup of coffee. You can set your clock by my bowel movements.

Cool thanks, I've noted down that Something Awful user Randaconda has regular bowel movements.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

bike tory posted:

Cool thanks, I've noted down that Something Awful user Randaconda has regular bowel movements.

always glad to help

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Oh man, do I have news for you about innovations in coffee in the last 30 years.

It comes in everything from chocolate and pumpkin pie flavor all the way to literal cat poo poo.

The latter is more expensive.

I mean I guess if you put chocolate in it, it will taste like chocolate. This time I agree with Jerry Cotton's pedantry

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Chill la Chill posted:

It is Tuesday, my friends!


Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Phlegmish posted:

I mean I guess if you put chocolate in it, it will taste like chocolate. This time I agree with Jerry Cotton's pedantry

You have my axe.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Wheany posted:

You have my axe.

And my mennen.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

bike tory posted:

Cool thanks, I've noted down that Something Awful user Randaconda has regular bowel movements.

Just put it on the google spreadsheet and move on. No need to post every time you update

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




It's 2018, realize that conceptions of beauty, including smell, are inherently sexist and classist

why did you pluck that one and post it here, it's obviously maga chud material

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

KoRMaK posted:

It's 2018, realize that conceptions of beauty, including smell, are inherently sexist and classist

why did you pluck that one and post it here, it's obviously maga chud material

-A Magic: The Gathering/Super Smash Bros. tournament participant

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

drat

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

KoRMaK posted:

It's 2018, realize that conceptions of beauty, including smell, are inherently sexist and classist

why did you pluck that one and post it here, it's obviously maga chud material

Pissing myself to own the chuds.

E: drat it, I should have said 'I farded and shidded and camed my pants to own the chads'

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 16:23 on Oct 10, 2018

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

KoRMaK posted:

It's 2018, realize that conceptions of beauty, including smell, are inherently sexist and classist

why did you pluck that one and post it here, it's obviously maga chud material

Too woke to acknowledge smells exist.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/juliegerstein/listen-up-men-we-need-to-talk-about-how-to-wipe-your

Behold beauty in body autonomy. Dont you find shitstink beautiful? It 2018

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

:69snypa:

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

KoRMaK posted:

It's 2018, realize that conceptions of beauty, including smell, are inherently sexist and classist

why did you pluck that one and post it here, it's obviously maga chud material

You're more than welcome to smell like a sack of dog poo poo in the comfort of your own home, however, society asks that you have some consideration for your fellow person and wash your stank rear end before venturing out into public.

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Invite you in for tea and literally eat you.

Gordon ramsey's Porn Star Look-alike midget was found half eaten in a badgers den.

You don't gently caress with a badger



Also, now I want to see that old Badger Badger flash but drawn as with American Badgers

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