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Also, I don't want anything to happen to Trump if just to avoid a real-life purge. They probably have the Trump Act already drawn out that criminalizes all forms of protesting and dissent that isn't right-wing. Democrat Party declared to be a terrorist group, leading to Schumer and Pelosi graciously agreeing to hand over names and addresses of all members for purging out of decorum.
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Dead Beef posted:every way to fascism is retarded hth But ours is the most retarded
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How fucken wet is this hurricane? Why won't the president tell us?
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Egbert Souse posted:Also, I don't want anything to happen to Trump if just to avoid a real-life purge. They probably have the Trump Act already drawn out that criminalizes all forms of protesting and dissent that isn't right-wing. Democrat Party declared to be a terrorist group, leading to Schumer and Pelosi graciously agreeing to hand over names and addresses of all members for purging out of decorum. He's gonna stroke out on the toilet mid 2019, Republicans will say he died at his desk working. They'll wheel his corpse out of the White House and the sheet will get stuck on a door, revealing his pants around his legs and his phone caught in his dead hands. He'll still be making that same stupid loving face, though. When asked later why they couldn't pull his pants up, an anonymous paramedic will say "That body was already turning into jelly, I don't know what the hell was going on, I've never seen a corpse like that in 30 years of cleaning up corpses. And I've fished bodies out of swamps in 100 degree summers." Pence will become President until he realizes exactly how much poo poo is going on that even he didn't know about. Have you ever had to cover for a person at work who got fired? And you realize they've been loving terrible at their job for so long that it would take you forever to unfuck everything? Pence would have to do that on an unheard of scale. The promise of banning gay marriage, abortion, and starting mandatory horse breeding centers wouldn't even be worth it. The 2020 elections will come up and he'll say the job was just too much because Trump "did such an amazing job and left such huge shoes to fill" and he'll retire to a ranch to gently caress horses all day. By this point the Republican party will be at its most unfavorable point in history from various Trump scandals coming to light, and without Trump to rally behind, they'll fall apart and just start sniping at each other. The Republican's choice for President will be Sean Hannity, and he'll start to bring that unique "loving moron" appeal that Trump has and start to unite the party again. At this point the Trumps will have been locked up for various crimes and Hannity will run on a "I'll pardon them all" platform. His running mate will be Tomi Lahren, and her entire platform will be "I might take my top off if I become Vice President, how about that boys?". She'll poll incredibly well among Republican women. All of this has been written, all of it shall come to pass.
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Valko posted:That carries the risk of turning trump into a hero, eliminating the fence-sitters and further polarising things. It's hard to imagine America even more divided than it already is. But think of the sobbing MAGA chuds lining the funeral procession for miles. That might be worth it.
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Egbert Souse posted:Also, I don't want anything to happen to Trump if just to avoid a real-life purge. They probably have the Trump Act already drawn out that criminalizes all forms of protesting and dissent that isn't right-wing. Democrat Party declared to be a terrorist group, leading to Schumer and Pelosi graciously agreeing to hand over names and addresses of all members for purging out of decorum. Let middle america purge itself. All of us 'coastal elites' can move inward when the sea levels go insane from climate change and build on their corpses
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Oscar Wild posted:Democrats need to learn how to communicate how single payer/socialized medicine is both cheaper and provides choice. the socialists are too busy complaining about the Obamas to do this.
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Oscar Wild posted:Democrats need to learn how to communicate how single payer/socialized medicine is both cheaper and provides choice. I mean, they know they just intentionally won't say that because they are capitalist scum fucks taking lobby money at the end of the day.
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A Fancy Hat posted:It's a good writing exercise for my upcoming novel: "Donny, the Dumbest loving Kid in the World and His Imaginary Presidency" Where can I preorder this?
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Oscar Wild posted:Democrats need to learn how to communicate how single payer/socialized medicine is both cheaper and provides choice. The real problem is most Democrats don't want socialized healthcare either. Both sides of the aisle are stacked with paid off politicians to protect the system as is.
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Ford announces plan to lay off workers after tariffs cost them $1B https://www.msnbc.com/stephanie-ruhle/watch/ford-announces-plan-to-lay-off-workers-after-tariffs-cost-them-1b-1339996227577?v=raila& I hope they all voted for Turmpodino
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The Archaic posted:Ford announces plan to lay off workers after tariffs cost them $1B They will blame the union workers for this somehow
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The Archaic posted:Ford announces plan to lay off workers after tariffs cost them $1B She needs to stop this bullshit right now.
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https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1050081003983781889?s=20 nice country, good job
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The Archaic posted:I hope they all voted for Turmpodino Really need to dive deep on poo poo Republicans said years ago to try and get them to have an anger stroke: "are you better off than you were two years ago."
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:They will blame the union workers for this somehow As a teamster in the Midwest I can assure you that it is union workers fault. I work with an absolutely absurd amount of people who voted straight Republican every election without thought about how their terrible decisions will effect their jobs or livelihoods.
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/1050081003983781889?s=20 LOL. Remember when the Supreme Court gutted the voting rights act because the South totally had cleaned up its act and didn't need to be watched like a big racist baby?
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Dead Beef posted:even though "they want to outlaw private insurance" is patently false, still why would anybody be upset by that? do americans love their private insurance?? Americans live in a magical fantasy land where big corporations have the will of the people at heart, and honestly believe that corporations will do a better job with many public institutions and services than the government would because there is profit in having good services. They never think the invisible hand of the market will lead to corporations cutting costs and throwing vulnerable people off health plans, because they are retarded Source: I am an American TulliusCicero fucked around with this message at 21:02 on Oct 10, 2018 |
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I've never met a single person in my life that didn't absolutely loathe their health insurance company but I live in Vermont so maybe this is skewed
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People say the next generation will be just as dumb and chud as boomers but I honestly think no generation will be as ultra gullible and open to scams as boomers. That's at least something when they die off. Seriously, they're that one dumb private worried about reimbursing the Coca Cola company in Dr. Strangelove.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I've never met a single person in my life that didn't absolutely loathe their health insurance company but I live in Vermont so maybe this is skewed People will bitch and moan about their employer switching to a different health plan with less coverage and higher premiums, but they sign right up and just bend of and take it because Americans, on the inside, wearing leather gimp suits, mumbling around a ball gag as they beg to have their balls stomped on by the rich.
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:I've never met a single person in my life that didn't absolutely loathe their health insurance company but I live in Vermont so maybe this is skewed Nah, its everyone. That's why no market based solution will ever be popular.
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Porpoise With A Purpose posted:As a teamster in the Midwest I can assure you that it is union workers fault. I work with an absolutely absurd amount of people who voted straight Republican every election without thought about how their terrible decisions will effect their jobs or livelihoods. Yeah union workers can be added to the list of people who many times vote against their own interests (see also: the poverty-stricken people in the south) but at least union workers will rise up and fight once they realize that they are being hosed.
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https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1050114062481276928 we lost so many economy points
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:Yeah union workers can be added to the list of people who many times vote against their own interests (see also: the poverty-stricken people in the south) but at least union workers will rise up and fight once they realize that they are being hosed. What's going on with that SCOTUS case or whatever about Right To Work laws again?
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Porpoise With A Purpose posted:As a teamster in the Midwest I can assure you that it is union workers fault. I work with an absolutely absurd amount of people who voted straight Republican every election without thought about how their terrible decisions will effect their jobs or livelihoods. Astounding. Seriously never ceases to amaze me.
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Egbert Souse posted:Also, I don't want anything to happen to Trump if just to avoid a real-life purge. They probably have the Trump Act already drawn out that criminalizes all forms of protesting and dissent that isn't right-wing. Democrat Party declared to be a terrorist group, leading to Schumer and Pelosi graciously agreeing to hand over names and addresses of all members for purging out of decorum. I guarantee you that there are at least five or six of these draft bills sitting on desks in thinktanks across Washington.
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A Fancy Hat posted:Tonight on Sean Hannity, we look at some of the biggest HYPOCRITES on the Left. This one got a full-on lol from me, ty.
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Velvet Elvis posted:It’s time to instate the hunger games. LMAO if you think CHUD country isn't going to be "The Capital" and libs won't aggressively grovel and bargain, in the interest of bipartisanship, to be the most hosed up and violently oppressed districts.
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So Michael is now a Cat 5 about to slam into Florida Is it just the hurricane from Metalocalpse now?
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Kart Barfunkel posted:How does this not drive you insane? A Fancy Hat's mental link to Trump's VERY GOOD brain has definitely become stronger in the past couple of months. (It's terrifying.)
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Thundercracker posted:People say the next generation will be just as dumb and chud as boomers but I honestly think no generation will be as ultra gullible and open to scams as boomers. That's at least something when they die off. Despite having a loving smart phone connected to the internet in their pocket every baby boomer is a godamn moron who will make 20 assumptions in a five minute conversation. poo poo like" everybody has a college degree now." (In the us it was about 20% of us citizens in 1980 and 33% in 2018. ) "The corportaions are putting in more safety regulations because they care about their workers." (No, either it was put into law or by raising safty regulations it would make it harder for smaller business to compete.) "Everybody has their own agenda. "(Yeah it's either getting money, getting power, spite, a belief something is right, or sheer insanity) "Your vote doesn't matter." 2016 trump voters would silenly laugh at you.
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This isn't specifically about Trump, but it explains the mindset of his followers pretty accurately despite being written 54 years ago. It's a quick, great read and I highly recommend it. Here's a taste: https://harpers.org/archive/1964/11/the-paranoid-style-in-american-politics/
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tpink posted:A Fancy Hat's mental link to Trump's VERY GOOD brain has definitely become stronger in the past couple of months. (It's terrifying.) Every post by A Fancy Hat reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWR7tIvGxUw&t=104s
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The Archaic posted:Ford announces plan to lay off workers after tariffs cost them $1B That's a lmao
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mazzi Chart Czar posted:Despite having a loving smart phone connected to the internet in their pocket every baby boomer is a godamn moron who will make 20 assumptions in a five minute conversation. These are the same dipshits who insist on explaining to me in detail how to get somewhere no matter how many times I say "i have a GPS please just give me the address"
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Thundercracker posted:People say the next generation will be just as dumb and chud as boomers but I honestly think no generation will be as ultra gullible and open to scams as boomers. That's at least something when they die off. every generation is as dumb as the previous because humans are short sighted morons and have always been so. we’re going to roll coal over the edge of climate change straight into resource wars, so, good luck to my nephew. I’ll teach him how to shoot when he’s like 15 or something.
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MunchE posted:These are the same dipshits who insist on explaining to me in detail how to get somewhere no matter how many times I say "i have a GPS please just give me the address" loving bingo
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nooneofconsequence posted:https://twitter.com/stevenportnoy/status/1050114062481276928 China is stealing them! More (many) tariffs, quick!
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1049915432898052096?s=19 No one tell them about Sylvester Stallone
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