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Beet Goblin posted:I have stuff to do this evening, please make sure to post all the FUD slides here, and of course, bear this in mind in regards to all dates Most of AI can be done in a couple of days. -- A reddit user
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Oct 10, 2018 22:41
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Koil posted:foip looks so good im dying xddd -reddit user This is like some Requiem for a dream camera-work poo poo right there. All it's missing is the final frames where the character vomits.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:42
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Beet Goblin posted:
I don't think you can top the one where the wheels literally came off on the ramp of doom.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:45
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:This isn't even pre-alpha. What's the letter before alpha? Hell, what was the Phoenician letter that alpha is descended from? This is pre-that.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:45
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Is there a way to view an unedited version of the shitshow they've done so far
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Oct 10, 2018 22:46
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Is there a way to view an unedited version of the shitshow they've done so far https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3p809BIxoGA
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Oct 10, 2018 22:49
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ggangensis posted:This isn't completely correct. You're totally right, I'm not disagreeing with you. If anything my OG post was giving CIG way too much credit, you've broken it down to a far more informative level that shows just what a sham Star Citizen is. It's just a loving insult to the people opening their wallets for a dream that CRobberts & Co. will never realize
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Oct 10, 2018 22:50
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Taintrunner posted:Gillian Anderson, Mark Hamill, Gary Oldman, loving Henry Cavill, that old bald guy! They still have all that loving Fixed that for you. I doubt they can use what they've got as mocap any more.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:50
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I can't get over how, after all those dumb as hell marketing tweets, foip was a complete shambles.
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bbchops posted:I can't get over how, after all those dumb as hell marketing tweets, foip was a complete shambles.
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hot balls man no homo posted:I don't think you can top the one where the wheels literally came off on the ramp of doom. That's true. But also, this year's Con was mostly frontloaded with all the laughs. Mangled FOIP, demo crash, all the NPC glitches (they were permeating the whole demo but if you've seen a bunch you've seen them all). All these happened within the first minutes. Then it was mostly an hour of boring. I only remember the failed jumps in the "platforming section" as another funny instance. And that's because I hate this kind of stuff, especially in first person mode, and so should everyone else. Ramp of death happened in the pinnacle point of that several minute long scripted mission. And the "Nooooo" scream of despair elevated it to a classic moment.
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bbchops posted:I can't get over how, after all those dumb as hell marketing tweets, foip was a complete shambles. The loving mouth didn't even open! It was a nightmare! Vincent Van Goatse posted:Cool. Now they're showing footage from Mass Effect Andromeda. Oh man I mean if you wanna talk about the graveyard of bad, unsalvageable space games....
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Mr. Carlisle posted:Is there a way to view an unedited version of the shitshow they've done so far I recorded it all, and plan to upload "highlights" asap.
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I'm glad that their main floor panel and twitch stream are showing how they made procedural rocks when the second panel is talking about bounty hunting and the discovery gameplay. I mean, it's all just ~dream and plans in the second panel, but that's what sell those jpegs. Hire me, Sandi. I can market this poo poo better than you morons.
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Mr Fronts posted:I'm glad they showed me how they got their rock colours to be the right grey. Actually they just showed who they managed to make the rocks just a brown as the terrain. It was really difficult. And they also boasted about their colorful pallete 
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TheAgent posted:this has been the worst citcon because they are walking back the dreams and are preparing the faithful for the harsh reality that this poo poo won't be ready until 2024+  That keynote was kind of a downer. For the average citizen, seeing CIG’s struggle just to deliver Lorville at the level of detail Chris demands should kill hopes of multiple big cities on multiple planets in multiple systems. People expected glimpses of that today, glimpses of the far off future, the expansion beyond the known. But today they saw the struggle to still deliver a fraction of the known. The big not-really-surprise was functional trains. It was, like the Eckhart demo, a big long slog of a fetch quest with a little bad combat and a fatal platform jump sprinkled in. Oh, and Spaceship commercials jammed in everywhere to help pass the time. Not a joyous day regardless of what the funds tracker may say.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:56
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trucutru posted:Actually they just showed who they managed to make the rocks just a brown as the terrain. It was really difficult. This reminds me of how much poo poo I had to do in order to get Fallout 4 VR to actually be green again, as 200 years after a nuclear war Boston would be, with the Re-Growth mod.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:58
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trucutru posted:Actually they just showed who they managed to make the rocks just a brown as the terrain. It was really difficult. This is terrible! It's all in a grid. it looks like nethack rooms.
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Tony Zurovec Dream Chat is loving hilarious. The other one is, well...  SoftNum posted:This is terrible! It's all in a grid. it looks like nethack rooms. That was just to preview assets, it looks way more boring in reality.
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Oct 10, 2018 22:59
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ZenMaster posted:I recorded it all, and plan to upload "highlights" asap. thank you for your efforts of saving the rest of us the trouble of watching the entirety
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Oct 10, 2018 23:00
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:The Tony Zurovec Dream Chat is loving hilarious. Just tuned in to hear about 100,000 simulated NPCs!
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Holy poo poo Tony's whole explanation of each NPC going through value/moral decisions on whether to keep their blue-collar job or to quit and become a criminal and how that all effects the economy and availability of resources in the area... this is pure strain ~dreams right here
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Taintrunner posted:Oh man I mean if you wanna talk about the graveyard of bad, unsalvageable space games.... I actually liked ME:A. Sort of.
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So I take it that nobody told chris that it is boring to make a player need to do things like drink coffee, drink alcohol, ride a train, walk for 10 minutes through a station and fly for 20 minutes across a planet just to get some gameplay going? Like, this is all stuff gamers like to avoid and chris made it the centerpiece of his presentation. Does he not know we hate all this? Even the people who claim to look forward to this crap will get tired of it after the first few go rounds.
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ZenMaster posted:I recorded it all, and plan to upload "highlights" asap. Awesome, thanks in advance then
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Now they are talking how they started with blue skies on their brown planet but that wasn't adequate so they worked really hard to make them brown. FINAL FRAME! 
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trucutru posted:Actually they just showed who they managed to make the rocks just a brown as the terrain. It was really difficult. Lol on mobile I thought this was a screenshot of their stupid city development perspective thing that showed off the model for whatever place that was
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hot balls man no homo posted:So I take it that nobody told chris that it is boring to make a player need to do things like drink coffee, drink alcohol, ride a train, walk for 10 minutes through a station and fly for 20 minutes across a planet just to get some gameplay going? Like, this is all stuff gamers like to avoid and chris made it the centerpiece of his presentation. Does he not know we hate all this? Even the people who claim to look forward to this crap will get tired of it after the first few go rounds. There's like two things. 1. I'm sure crobbers thinks that the demo he showed compares favorable to the CP2077 clip. and 2. lots of citizens claim to want this content.
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hot balls man no homo posted:So I take it that nobody told chris that it is boring to make a player need to do things like drink coffee, drink alcohol, ride a train, walk for 10 minutes through a station and fly for 20 minutes across a planet just to get some gameplay going? Like, this is all stuff gamers like to avoid and chris made it the centerpiece of his presentation. Does he not know we hate all this? Even the people who claim to look forward to this crap will get tired of it after the first few go rounds. Would Chris have listened? Nope. All those you listed, and let's not forget "old school platforming", are pure distilled Chris' autistic idea of "game". I'm happy that this is now more highlighted and really shows what a terrible design it is, because hey backers, you've been behind this poo poo for years and guess what, it's not surprising that it turned out like this.
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Taintrunner posted:
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Taintrunner posted:
I din't know babies could go bald. Holy gently caress! He's sooooo bad!
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G0RF posted:
As always the keynote depends on the viewer. If you aren't desperate for positivity then yeah, it was a disappointment. It was another slog to pick up a thing and deliver it to a place, interspersed with hilarious glitches and one player death because apparently the game thinks platforming is appropriate in a space sim. It wasn't particularly compelling, interesting, or remotely fun. It didn't even feature flight in space. The fact that it started with fifteen minutes of waiting was particularly hilarious because, again, CIG is a clownshoes organisation. If you are desperate for positivity then it was progress. A big planet! New spaceships! Motherfucking plants! Climbing! A mustang that doesn't loving kill you every time you get into it! Nominally not-poo poo FPS assuming you don't interact with more than two people! TRAINS! Fidelity! Immersion! What's not to loving love? A stale sandwich covered in sand with moldy bread that you need to pick the green bits out of may not be appetizing to someone who just walked out of a restaurant, but to someone who is starving it's the best meal they've ever had.
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