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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zikan posted:

holy poo poo donald trump is the loving president of the United States

hell yeah

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1050479523660218368

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

triple sulk posted:

no collusion

except for hillary! :smugdon:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

triple sulk posted:

we're all gonna die lmao

hell yeah

:stoked:

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
lmao

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Ben Nerevarine posted:

has anyone made the joke that Bernie Madoff with all your money yet

bernie madoff :thunk:
bernie ebbers :thunk:
bernie sanders :thunk:


deport all bernise

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
is it 'affect' the election or 'effect' the election

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Cadaver_Maclaine posted:

Bit of historical trivia: the scientists at Trinity had a betting pool on whether these sort of things would happen when they touched off the first A bomb.

nitrogen and oxygen burning is thermodynamically favorable but not kinetically. They wondered if the a-bomb would be enough of a kinetic kick in the nuts to set the entire atmosphere on fire in a chain reaction

marmot25
May 16, 2004

Yam Slacker

mormonpartyboat posted:

is it 'affect' the election or 'effect' the election

affleck

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


thanks for assuring that trump is found innocent on all charges Hillary

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

mormonpartyboat posted:

is it 'affect' the election or 'effect' the election

*takes off bandana*
*wipes sweaty forehead*
wha what do you mean you don't get kafka's jokes

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

YAAAAAAAAAAAS

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Plinkey posted:

Apparently I bought a TV while drinking last weekend, I guess I'll get some 4k Trump from now on.

I vaugly remember my red line of dead pixels bothering me, but didn't think I went this far.

last time I got black out, I ended up buying a book on anarchism.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1050478912650838016

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
can i get some more details on kanye's apple hydrogen iPlane

like is there a crude drawing of it or w/e

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

what i'm trying to say that black out me is a much cooler version of myself

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

"perjury trap" is actually a really loving genius way of framing "My client is physically incapable of telling the truth like some sort of mirror universe version of Liar, Liar"

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/philklotzbach/status/1050479098785484800

:)

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

No questions about obstruction because he's admitted it on TV and twitter like 50 times

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


compliant to special counsel demands, the legal counsel to the president, being duely sworn on October 11th, 2018, respectfully alleges the following:

1) No Collusion
2) Collusion isn’t a crime anyway
3) Why aren’t you investigating crooked Hillary instead
4) 42069 angry dems
5) TRRRRRRUUUUUUURRRRRRTTTTTTTTTPPPPPMMMMM

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Serrriously?

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Shageletic posted:

last time I got black out, I ended up buying a book on anarchism.

i bought 6 seasons of king of the hill after trying a tequila gifted to me :gbsmith:

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

zegermans posted:

"perjury trap" is actually a really loving genius way of framing "My client is physically incapable of telling the truth like some sort of mirror universe version of Liar, Liar"

Also "My client is too stupid to know when to plead the 5th."

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012


im ungay

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

IÃÂÃŒÂÌ° Ó̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉mÃÂ̺̩ Ç̬A̡̮̞̠ÚÉ̱̫ K̶eÓgÃÂ.̻̱̪̕Ö̹̟
Dow went down more today. Good

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

tenderjerk posted:

can i get some more details on kanye's apple hydrogen iPlane

like is there a crude drawing of it or w/e

https://www.behance.net/gallery/4019751/(2012)-Redesign-of-a-Commercial-Aircraft-for-2030

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



An Apple A Gay posted:

oh my life
is changing everyday
in every possible way

holy poo poo




pissssssssss

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


guidoanselmi posted:

what is the source of this beauty?

the tv show Lexx

aka the near future :skeltal:

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
they can still ask him about obstruction, trump's legal team just hasn't figured out how they want him to agree to that

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

it was whiskey


Epic High Five posted:

you should've gotten so drunk that you can't even operate a keyboard instead of irresponsibly failing to reach that state

:shrug:



A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dinesh your GAY buddy!

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


It’s 4:20 pm baybeeeeee

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

:gritty:
:gritty:
:gritty:
:gritty:
:gritty:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

velvet milkman posted:

when is 2dcat testifying

It's up in the air -- depending on how things go, they were thinking maybe 2-3 weeks

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TheBuilder
Jul 11, 2001

Plinkey posted:

it was whiskey


:shrug:





I, too, have ordered TCLs whilst drunk. I've put tvs in 3 bedrooms that really didn't need them because how affordable these things are

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe
:gritty:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Plinkey posted:

Apparently I bought a TV while drinking last weekend, I guess I'll get some 4k Trump from now on.

I vaugly remember my red line of dead pixels bothering me, but didn't think I went this far.

The ghost of TCC's legendary phenazepam thread rises silently from its grave.

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Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
like at least half of the posters here have broke brains but you don't see us turning chud, has anyone stopped to think that maybe Kanye's just an rear end in a top hat?

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