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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

Ariong posted:

Oh sorry, globalists.

This bothers me, because I've used globalist as a term to refer to pro market pro free trade pro capital at any cost people. Hopefully it was clear from the context what I meant and that there was no racial component

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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Jeremy_X posted:

That's really stupid. My head hurts now.

Explore the fresh new world young grasshopper-like mantis person. Your head has much more hurt to provide you.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

doverhog posted:

This bothers me, because I've used globalist as a term to refer to pro market pro free trade pro capital at any cost people. Hopefully it was clear from the context what I meant and that there was no racial component

Don't feel bad, bigots are always coming up with new terms to hide their evil.

As long as you're not saying globalists with a nudge, nudge, wink, wink, you'll be fine.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait a minute... if she was really kkkillary wouldn't they actually like her at that point?

KKKillary knows no logic or reason, only an unyielding hunger for the souls of her enemies so that she may use their psychic essence to spawn an immortal army of fabulously gay Battletoads.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Otteration posted:

Explore the fresh new world young grasshopper-like mantis person. Your head has much more hurt to provide you.



Nope. Going back to the puppy cave.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

quote:

A veterinarian has rebuilt an injured American crocodile’s skull at Miami Metrozoo’s animal hospital three months after it was hit by a car. Four steel plates with 41 screws were installed into the reptiles skull.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XcgJ5YdwdM

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

ROCK

ROBOT CROC

ROCK, ROBOT CROC

Flash Gordon Ramsay
Sep 28, 2004

Grimey Drawer

Crocubot. More croc than robot.

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

I keep hearing the nanananana noise from the Six Million Dollar Man/Bionic Woman

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Jeremy_X posted:

I keep hearing the nanananana noise from the Six Million Dollar Man/Bionic Woman

You should get that checked out.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

You can't fool me, that's the original Beast Wars Megatron, the one who fought Bat Optimus Prime.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Nothing says "inevitable fatal infection" quite like "exposed surgical screws submerged in the Florida everglades."

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Nothing says "inevitable fatal infection" quite like "exposed surgical screws submerged in the Florida everglades."

They're in an alligator, it'll be fine.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

New Marvel super villain Croctor Doom looking pretty engaging at this point

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Nothing says "inevitable fatal infection" quite like "exposed surgical screws submerged in the Florida everglades."

Yeah, crocodilians have been around and have evolved for about 90 million years. They smile and laugh, and then eat you and all your bacteria. And then laugh again. Happy halloween anti-bacterial Santa.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
If crocodile blood is so great then why aren't we injecting ourselves with it.

or is that what vaccines are? Are vaccines crocodile blood?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Comptroll The Forums posted:

If crocodile blood is so great then why aren't we injecting ourselves with it.

or is that what vaccines are? Are vaccines crocodile blood?

Dammit this kind of thinking is how we keep getting lovely supervillains

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


We used to hop and bop to the crocodile rock, but kids these days only listen to crocodile metal.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
Rock out with your crocs out.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Otteration posted:

Yeah, crocodilians have been around and have evolved for about 90 million years. They smile and laugh, and then eat you and all your bacteria. And then laugh again. Happy halloween anti-bacterial Santa.

Aren't they even older than that? I thought that there used to be crocodilians around with the dinosaurs.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Otteration posted:

Yeah, crocodilians have been around and have evolved for about 90 million years. They smile and laugh, and then eat you and all your bacteria. And then laugh again. Happy halloween anti-bacterial Santa.

Ardent Communist posted:

Aren't they even older than that? I thought that there used to be crocodilians around with the dinosaurs.

90 million years ago is dinosaur time

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

The Termigator.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Parkingtigers posted:

The Termigator.

:thumbsup:

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Parkingtigers posted:

The Termigator.

"See you later, alligator" *drives car through police station*

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

90 million years ago is dinosaur time

If you want to be pedantic, we still live in 'dinosaur times' since all birds are dinosaurs.
It's obvious in hindsight. Cassowary feet are terrifying.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

https://twitter.com/RabidParrots/status/1046657485040480256

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Ardent Communist posted:

Aren't they even older than that? I thought that there used to be crocodilians around with the dinosaurs.

Ooops, had another stroke I did. ~250 million years bp actual origin. Such is life.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


We're hosed!

Ariong has a new favorite as of 03:02 on Oct 10, 2018

chefvinny
Apr 5, 2009

No, Ali-GAT-or.

Yuli Ban
Nov 22, 2016

Bot
Jesus Christ! If Jesus Christ ever came back, I mean, it'd probably happen with a sky like this.
Hurricane Michael's eyewall, taken by someone who was inside Hurricane Michael's eye

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

Yuli Ban posted:

Jesus Christ! If Jesus Christ ever came back, I mean, it'd probably happen with a sky like this.
Hurricane Michael's eyewall, taken by someone who was inside Hurricane Michael's eye


With this background music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGU1P6lBW6Q

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

too pagan for jesus

correctly pagan for thor

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007



This orgy is intense

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

What beer is that? This is important to just how amazing I feel about this picture.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

What beer is that? This is important to just how amazing I feel about this picture.

seems pretty obvious that they're living the high life

bitprophet
Jul 22, 2004
Taco Defender

TheBigAristotle posted:

seems pretty obvious that they're living the high life
seems pretty obvious it's a photoshop :(

I appreciated your joke

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/6oY76OC.mp4

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Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

TontoCorazon posted:

This orgy is intense

It's clearly in a hot spring.

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