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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

mandatory lesbian posted:

If you think about it all religions are just worshipping a different aspect of the godking gilgamensch

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov38 posted:

the kiev rus' shall rise again

The romuva shall reign supreme.

Funny story about that Russian priest that molested kids 900 times. His sentence is so short that he'll end up serving like 8 days per rape lol.

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

mandatory lesbian posted:

If you think about it all religions are just worshipping a different aspect of the godking gilgamesh

you mean indra yeah?

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lol

https://twitter.com/MarcusReports/status/1050776085149958144?s=19

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
readeing 17,000 words about sam harris
https://www.currentaffairs.org/2018/10/being-mr-reasonable

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

uh, we don't actually have all that many of those

Submarine Sandpaper
May 27, 2007


Don't worry the f35 or w/e is currently grounded too

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo


it's rain

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
vanya is kind of like the f-35 in that he goes to pieces when it rains

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

this is like a classical painting

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
in ecology news, we recently told a client he had a special status plant species on a property so he dug it up and earnestly told us it wasn't a problem any more

sometimes it boggles my mind how stupid people are in aggregate

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




incredible flesh posted:

vanya is kind of like the f-35 in that he goes to pieces when it rains

Imagine trying to sell a plane that cant fly in cold weather to Canada.

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
im disappointed in nathan robinson for not skewering harris for fellating that coleman hughes brat (he of "have you considered the wealth gap exists...because black women love buying fancy clothes???" fame, and also fellated by such luminaries as andrew sullivan and bari weiss)

but then again he only has so much article space

Jerry Manderbilt fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Oct 13, 2018

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

in ecology news, we recently told a client he had a special status plant species on a property so he dug it up and earnestly told us it wasn't a problem any more

sometimes it boggles my mind how stupid people are in aggregate

I routinely deal with people telling me they take their antidepressants with alcohol or smoke while on birth control or other crazy poo poo despite me putting nice brightly coloured labels on their drugs telling them not to do said things. :smith:

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I'd never heard of the smoking on birth control thing. How come nobody ever brings that up? That's a pretty serious injustice for women.

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

in ecology news, we recently told a client he had a special status plant species on a property so he dug it up and earnestly told us it wasn't a problem any more

sometimes it boggles my mind how stupid people are in aggregate
:gonk:

i've been informed that it's common practice over here to hire herds of "feral goats" to run over a property and eat everything in sight so any protected flora that was present is no longer present (because it was eaten, through no fault of anybody's) and the property can now be freely developed

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
hey, we just secured ourselves a job for a property owner who lives in china

now to see if we can get trump to expropriate them and split the spoils

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
and our rear end in a top hat client who kept me waiting after my business hours finally picked up the phone so i can officially declare it the weekend and start drinking

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

uh, we don't actually have all that many of those

and now we got fewer since they can't be replaced

on the plus side it's not like they're getting used anyway

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Furnaceface posted:

Imagine trying to sell a plane that cant fly in cold weather to Canada.

Imagine being a Canadian PM and buying the plane that can’t fly in cold weather

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

:h: rain

treasured8elief fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Oct 13, 2018

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Furnaceface posted:

I routinely deal with people telling me they take their antidepressants with alcohol or smoke while on birth control or other crazy poo poo despite me putting nice brightly coloured labels on their drugs telling them not to do said things. :smith:

:rip:

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DhZ4XCzw_Q

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

mandatory lesbian posted:

If you think about it all religions are just worshipping a different aspect of the godking gilgamesh

incredible flesh
Oct 6, 2018

by Nyc_Tattoo
i drink wine with my antidepressants but that's because i have the liver of a shtetl cowherd and am not long for this earth anyway

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

incredible flesh posted:

i drink wine with my antidepressants but that's because i have the liver of a shtetl cowherd and am not long for this earth anyway

i'm kind of super wasted, so this probably rings hollow, but i appreciate you and wish you a long and fruitful life

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i'm kind of super wasted, so this probably rings hollow, but i appreciate you and wish you a long and fruitful life

When she isnt around this thread devolves into a regular D&D thread. The most terrible of fates.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
this thread was born of d&d, liquor and pop culture. we may hate it's origins, but we must acknowledge them

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Wekkup. Grabanrushan butaliddlemekkup

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Gory gory hallelujah

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p87BKwpGcaM

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_yC4ffyGiw

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
my mother's grandfather would be mad at me for posting a prohibition song, i repent with more union songs

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCnEAH5wCzo

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61B2oN5tV3M

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

"do you mean ernst busch the actor or the field marshal?"

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Pirate Radar posted:

Did Israel seriously sue a couple of Kiwi teenagers because of Lorde

E: I mean I guess it was some Israeli teenagers suing the Kiwi teenagers over a Lorde concert

they've started a fundraiser for mental health in gaza (for the amount they were ordered to pay, natch)
https://givealittle.co.nz/cause/help-justine-and-nadia-raise-money-for-mental/gallery

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
oh poo poo, it's raining

for the first time in my life the weather is a life or death thing. now i know how my stupid dirt farming ancestors felt

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