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Neddy Seagoon posted:The description on this thing is magical; He's obviously thinking of the Halle Berry film.
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Shadowlyger posted:"Yeah, see this poo poo? This was YOUR FRIEND! I turned his bones into a goddamn bikini! Hell yes it's cold, but it's WORTH IT, because gently caress YOU." Now I'm thinking of Alduin just standing there, looking very confused by this declaration. Babe Magnet posted:there's a couple of That was my thought too, though I can't remember where those are in the game. bessantj posted:Well when women fight they need to wear something like that so they have full range of movement. Men are alright in full plate armour. Women though need a barely there thong and nipple pastie for that 306° full contact combat action. Well that's why you download it along with the Practical Female Armors mod. That way you get a nice contrast when selecting armors. With male armor, if you're using Schlongs of Skyrim, you have to choose between not using leg armor pieces or taking a 50% movement penalty. Of course, if you're using Frostfall, sometimes the penalty gets removed, but... 
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ulmont posted:Relatively tame by modder standards. I've rehosted the comparison image to imgur. I can barely tell the difference.
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Max Wilco posted:Well that's why you download it along with the Practical Female Armors mod. That way you get a nice contrast when selecting armors. See my complaint there is why can't you just choose between the six pack breastplate and the big titty breastplate? Regardless of your character? Also, can we have beer gut breastplate? Really I think breastplate makers should branch out into more novelty styles. Breastplate with the dragonborn's face on it. Breastplate that says I HEART TALOS for annoying thalmor.
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"Plunging Crotchline" looks like it would be a serious issue for most of these clothes. I've hears of nip slips but these veer on clit slips if they go any further.
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Max Wilco posted:With male armor, if you're using Schlongs of Skyrim, you have to choose between not using leg armor pieces or taking a 50% movement penalty. Of course, if you're using Frostfall, sometimes the penalty gets removed, but... Ha, I forgot Schlongs of Skyrim existed. Also did I make it up or did someone create a similar armour mod and there were a bunch of comments decrying it for not being skimpy?
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Practical Female Armors and another similar mod by Calyps and Nuska got ripped on by the pervert brigade for daring to not sculpt boob sockets
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Arcsquad12 posted:Practical Female Armors and another similar mod by Calyps and Nuska got ripped on by the pervert brigade for daring to not sculpt boob sockets So... the primary complaint was basically that the mod that was explicitly designed not to be a sexy armour mod wasn't sexy enough? Do they just not understand the concept of "this isn't intended for you"?
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We are dealing with gamers here, so no.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Practical Female Armors and another similar mod by Calyps and Nuska got ripped on by the pervert brigade for daring to not sculpt boob sockets Ah that must have been it. Some of those people have fragile egos.
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The Cheshire Cat posted:So... the primary complaint was basically that the mod that was explicitly designed not to be a sexy armour mod wasn't sexy enough?
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Historical because of all the noble women running around in big titty plate armour throughout history giving us a fine historical record for boob plates. We all know Joan of Arc had a massive rack emblazoned on her armour.
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OwlFancier posted:Historical because of all the noble women running around in big titty plate armour throughout history giving us a fine historical record for boob plates. Actually she had a skimpy armour mod 
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Historical accuracy except when it comes to owning the femnazis and I must screech about women in war is historically inaccurate.
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bessantj posted:Actually she had a skimpy armour mod And out of spite for  , there's a mod of her Fate Grand Order version for Skyrim.
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My favorite skimpy armor mod description will always be this one (bolding mine).quote:Inspired by Optiuq's Zhuliya port, Dragon Lilly is a new outfit for the discrete and discerning adventurer.
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Grizzwold posted:My favorite skimpy armor mod description will always be this one (bolding mine). New thread title please.
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Leal posted:Historical accuracy except when it comes to owning the femnazis and I must screech about women in war is historically inaccurate. when joanna of castille was captured by rebels, she convinced them that she needed to be let into her fortified city to organize a surrender of the garrison, then she led the archers in a murderous attack that slew much of the rebel officer corp. when they threatened to kill her children, who they also had captive, she flashed her junk at them and yelled "I DON'T CARE, I CAN MAKE MORE" they were so taken aback by how bugfuck insane and awesome she was that they failed to kill her kids and when she led a defender sally that broke the rebel formation, she rescued her kids intact. what i'm saying is we should see what her battle armor looked like because drat GIRL
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:And out of spite for Well that blinded me.
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See, I don't mind breastplate (because I'm a terrible person), but I think that mod is neat since the male chest-pieces of the vanilla armors look better in several cases, and it fixes the weird inconsistency where it changes shape based on who's wearing it.   Coolguye posted:when joanna of castille was captured by rebels, she convinced them that she needed to be let into her fortified city to organize a surrender of the garrison, then she led the archers in a murderous attack that slew much of the rebel officer corp. when they threatened to kill her children, who they also had captive, she flashed her junk at them and yelled "I DON'T CARE, I CAN MAKE MORE" That must have been awkward afterwards if they were in earshot of that statement. marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:And out of spite for Can't say I was expecting to see a Jawa companion.
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IIRC Joan of Arc censured for dressing like a dude, and that was before she fought off a rape attempt in prison.
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Coolguye posted:she flashed her junk at them and yelled "I DON'T CARE, I CAN MAKE MORE" Ah, the alpha move.
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Coolguye posted:when they threatened to kill her children, who they also had captive, she flashed her junk at them and yelled "I DON'T CARE, I CAN MAKE MORE" I thought that was Caterina Sforza during the reign of Pope Alexander Sixtus (Rodrigo Borgia)
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Ruflux posted:That's what is so amusing about those mods to me. There's so, so much worse out there that both of the guy's mods barely register on the scale, but then he goes and writes a novel about why it makes absolutely perfect sense to add in a bit of nudity with these outfits. Like c'mon on dude, just own up to it. Yeah, it's always amusing to hear sperglord mod authors try to defend their obvious fapbait mods. "Huh huh huh, this is MY ARTISTIC VISION, if you get turned on by it that's your choice, huh huh huh." On the flip side of the coin we have the slab, where people give zero fucks. Authors will upload their latest MLP futa rape mod without a hint of apology.
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Gynovore posted:Yeah, it's always amusing to hear sperglord mod authors try to defend their obvious fapbait mods. "Huh huh huh, this is MY ARTISTIC VISION, if you get turned on by it that's your choice, huh huh huh." I think the difference is that the slab is explicitly for porn mods so there's no need to pretend. Nexus mods meanwhile are essentially the modding equivalent of being "horny on main" - it's where most people go to get all their mods so it's probably more associated with their primary online identity than whatever disposable handle they use for porn stuff.
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Dwesa posted:They were making arguments that boobplates are actually historical and practical or some other rationalizing crap. Of course they would never admit they like boobplates because of boobs. I'm earnestly curious as to how they think boobplate's practical, given armorsmiths and historians will happily point out that all it'd do is guide a blade right to the center of your sternum instead of deflecting it away from there like armor's supposed to.
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm earnestly curious as to how they think boobplate's practical, given armorsmiths and historians will happily point out that all it'd do is guide a blade right to the center of your sternum instead of deflecting it away from there like armor's supposed to. Something Something Breasts, Something Something I Don't Understand Anatomy
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Or for a hammer or axe to drive the cleavage itself into your sternum.
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Gynovore posted:Yeah, it's always amusing to hear sperglord mod authors try to defend their obvious fapbait mods. "Huh huh huh, this is MY ARTISTIC VISION, if you get turned on by it that's your choice, huh huh huh." Like I said, with something like Dragonbone Bikinis, there's a goofy charm that you can apply to it, and it gives it more of a "light-hearted" tone. LoversLab, on the other hand, while being forthcoming with what it offers, veers into a really disturbing field. Admittedly, I'm not familiar with what's on offer from the Slab. I only checked it out once when PC Gamer ran an article about it, but I remember it being off-putting.
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marshmallow creep posted:Or for a hammer or axe to drive the cleavage itself into your sternum. Or you just..fall forward
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Neddy Seagoon posted:I'm earnestly curious as to how they think boobplate's practical, given armorsmiths and historians will happily point out that all it'd do is guide a blade right to the center of your sternum instead of deflecting it away from there like armor's supposed to. "You see, a flat armour plate would be uncomfortable and distracting for a woman to wear, because my only familiarity with breasts is through porn so I assume they are all rock hard like implants rather than malleable soft tissue".
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Note that a uniboob is quite practical and even men's armour often featured one.
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Max Wilco posted:Admittedly, I'm not familiar with what's on offer from the Slab. I only checked it out once when PC Gamer ran an article about it, but I remember it being off-putting. I haven't felt depressed enough to check it in a long while, but the slab goes from basic stuff like sex mods to creepier poo poo like rape and bestiality. Just remember that while Nexus is a cesspit of shitheads, lovers lab is where the creepiest of them shuffle off to.
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The Lone Badger posted:Note that a uniboob is quite practical and even men's armour often featured one. Also you would probably wear a padded gambeson under it all anyway so you don't break things when people clobber you, so you're gonna look like a big human lump regardless.
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marathon Stairmaster sesh posted:And out of spite for  
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Modder Turns Mario 64 Into Portal - Kotaku Australia https://www.kotaku.com.au/2018/10/modder-turns-mario-64-into-portal/
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Max Wilco posted:
The "Die instantly potion" already exists. Near the end of the dark Brotherhood quest, you're given it when you're sent to poison the Emperor.
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Hexenritter posted:I thought that was Caterina Sforza during the reign of Pope Alexander Sixtus (Rodrigo Borgia) She even does it in the Assassin's Creed that she's in! Her full rant is loving incredible.
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Max Wilco posted:LoversLab, on the other hand, while being forthcoming with what it offers, veers into a really disturbing field. Admittedly, I'm not familiar with what's on offer from the Slab. I only checked it out once when PC Gamer ran an article about it, but I remember it being off-putting. quote:In fact, the only thing that is strictly off limits is anything involving children. Thank goodness for small mercies I guess. Although it did remind me of people crying out for a 'killable children' mod.
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