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I assume these are the same monsters that jiggle the door at public bathrooms. Of all people the most deserving of summary execution short of Literal Hitlers. Bathroom peeve: single-occupant toilets that are gendered. It’s so stupid to see some women/men waiting in line while the men’s/women’s room just site empty.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 19:43 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 23:01 |
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Photoshop stealing focus. Every single time it's started, it keeps stealing focus until it's completely initialised, meaning I can't do anything else while I wait for it to open. It's the only program that works like that. The only program I can't just start up then alt-tab over to something else in the meanwhile. And programs that block interaction while they're doing 1 simple thing. This is a loving constant annoyance in 3D programs, because so often you'll be using some feature or another than only runs on 1 cpu thread, but hardlocks the program until it's done. Seriously, I know parts of you are as old as me, but I'd really like it if I were allowed to do more than 1 thing at a time.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 21:53 |
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Games that can only make use of one monitor but still black out all of your other monitors while running. Sometimes switching to borderless mode fixes it, sometimes the settings do nothing.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 21:58 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I assume these are the same monsters that jiggle the door at public bathrooms. Of all people the most deserving of summary execution short of Literal Hitlers. See also: assholes who watch the gendered bathrooms like a hawk in case one of us evil trans people go in there to pee. Look, buddy, I gotta pee and I would like to pee in a way that won't get me murdered, but in this case I will make an exception by forcefully pissing into your eyes. Secondary pet peeve: headphones getting caught on things.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 22:02 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I assume these are the same monsters that jiggle the door at public bathrooms. Of all people the most deserving of summary execution short of Literal Hitlers. They should work like elevators, and one will flash when it's ready.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 22:28 |
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Parasol Prophet posted:Yep. Certain jobs I get it, if the store absolutely needs to open at 7:00 sharp so the three grandmas who've been clawing at the doors since 6:30 won't literally die, then yeah, being early enough to get the necessary poo poo done before then is an understandable requirement. (I think people should still be scheduled and paid earlier in that case, of course.) If there's a shift change involved and another employee can't leave until you get there, gently caress yes you better be on time. Yeah, if you "start at 7" but you are actually required to be there at 6:45 to be ready to work at 7, then you actually start at 6:45 and must be paid accordingly. And yeah, for me the deciding factor is whether your timeliness actively affects other people. If someone can't leave til you get there (or if people are waiting on you to get a meeting started) get there on time (for whatever shared understanding of "on time" you have; if everyone's late by the same amount all the time, including the person you're replacing, and everyone's cool with it, then there's no problem).
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 22:41 |
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I honestly think that commute time should be paid time too.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 22:42 |
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docbeard posted:I honestly think that commute time should be paid time too. Same tbh. Or at least give me a gas allowance.
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# ? Oct 14, 2018 22:44 |
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docbeard posted:I honestly think that commute time should be paid time too. I have a job that pays me for commute time, but only if I’m going to something at a site instead of the office. It’s a pain in the balls, since sometimes they reschedule me to drive to the office that’s an hour away and I don’t get paid for it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 00:27 |
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FluxFaun posted:See also: assholes who watch the gendered bathrooms like a hawk in case one of us evil trans people go in there to pee. Look, buddy, I gotta pee and I would like to pee in a way that won't get me murdered, but in this case I will make an exception by forcefully pissing into your eyes. I hate people like this! I'm a cisgendered woman and I don't give a poo poo about sharing the bathroom with someone who isn't. I'm not uncomfortable with a trans person sharing the bathroom with me, but I would be uncomfortable sharing the bathroom with someone who wants to double-check the genitalia of everyone in the room with them.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 02:31 |
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Get rid of urinals and make everything gender neutral. If you miss the experience of a urinal splash a little pee on your shoes while you hold a picture of someone's dick in your peripheral vision.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 02:38 |
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seriously. the gently caress are y'all standing for anyway, you're just misting pee everywhere. sit down.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 02:46 |
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We had single-occupancy gendered restrooms at work until somebody pried off the signs and thew them away when nobody was looking. It took over a year for some shithead to notice and complain, and by then everyone had figured out that it works better to just let people pee in whatever toilet is available.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 03:31 |
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A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:We had single-occupancy gendered restrooms at work until somebody pried off the signs and thew them away when nobody was looking. It took over a year for some shithead to notice and complain, and by then everyone had figured out that it works better to just let people pee in whatever toilet is available. See that's the sort of direct action we need more of.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 04:53 |
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Things that could work on computers but just don't. Today's example: Instagram. I thought I'd give it a look since everyone seems to be on it these days, and I was able to create an account and follow people, but apparently if I want to change my profile information or actually post anything I need to download the app onto my phone - which I can't because my phone is poo poo.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 10:48 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Saw a Vince Lombardi quote at a work site the other day that made my blood boil: My psycho store manager (thank Jesus I moved stores away from him) literally told us Manager that he, and we have to, too, write ANYONE up for being 5 or more minutes late. loving psycho. Like literally, should be in an asylum. I obviously didn't enforce it if they called, or even if they called late because shot happens. Unless it's a major deal like I NEED that employee cause they're the only one who can do that job, I'm not writing them up. I don't even write up people who don't call and stroll in late, I give them a verbal warning FIRST to call the store. If it's a pattern (ie more than 2 times), THEN I write them up. E: my mom actually suggested I get to work ONE HOUR early to show that I "am ready to work and care about my job!!!!" Bitch I'm paid hourly and let's say I get there at 9:30 I still am not allowed to clock in until 10:25 for a 10:30 shift (or whatever), and I live 15 minutes from my job, why the gently caress would I want to sit around there for an hour?!?!! Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 11:45 on Oct 15, 2018 |
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FluxFaun posted:seriously. the gently caress are y'all standing for anyway, you're just misting pee everywhere. sit down. And get my pristine rear end covered with some other guy's rear end juices? Hell no. I'm glad jastiger, forums ambassador of men sitting down to pee, isn't here anymore to argue about this point for several pages.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 12:51 |
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rodbeard posted:Get rid of urinals and make everything gender neutral. If you miss the experience of a urinal splash a little pee on your shoes while you hold a picture of someone's dick in your peripheral vision. This would solve so many problems.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 12:52 |
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You Are A Elf posted:Saw a Vince Lombardi quote at a work site the other day that made my blood boil: Here is my pet peeve: Registering for a class and having this in the confirmation email, "Classroom sessions begin promptly, so please plan to arrive early. Late participants may not be permitted to the class and will be required to reschedule." Then getting there early, finding my seat, start time rolls around and the instructor goes, "Ah, looks like we still have a few more people so we're going to wait until everybody shows up."
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 12:54 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Here is my pet peeve: Registering for a class and having this in the confirmation email, "Classroom sessions begin promptly, so please plan to arrive early. Late participants may not be permitted to the class and will be required to reschedule." I hate that - if you're going to write down a rule, enforce it. When I taught a class the syllabus was really strict about missing labs, so I enforced it at first until they cried to the head of the lab courses and he made me take an entire day out of my own time to let them make up a semester's worth of labs. I just wanted to fail somebody (that deserved it), but he decided to take all the fun out of teaching and not let me.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 13:00 |
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I hate my co-workers. They made such a deal about my sick period when I went in to cross some final Ts. (I finally go back tomorrow but had to take 3 weeks for a really bad graze on my knee to heal. It's still not fully there, but it's close enough that with a plaster on it I have full mobility without any pain, although I'm needing to wear shorts as my trousers rub badly and really hurt). If my managers don't complain about it, then shut the hell up, because I'm following all the protocols correctly. If I'm not in a day early it's for good reasons, aka my knee is still healing so I needed to ensure I had my shorts for tomorrow, which I do now, and I needed to temporarily come in for the hour today to print off a back-to-work form so I wouldn't spend the start of yesterday faffing with the printer, as my personal printer isn't working. Also if I had come in to work as scheduled I wouldn't be able to get more anti-bacterial wipes for the rest of the week for until my wound finally no longer needs a plaster, because of the pharmacy opening times. Hell it my be that by tomorrow I don't need the bandaid anymore, but I'm not risking it.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 13:15 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:That reminds me of one of mine: how the whole AA meeting setup “hi I’m Bob and I’m an alcoholic.” “Hi Bob” etc, is so often used for comedy in media. I worry it drives away people who need help. It's used even more by "that guy" that wants to be funny when introducing himself.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 15:59 |
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morning people. I'm civil but I'm not gonna be cheerful first thing in the drat morning, quit acting like I'm personally punching your grandmother in the face if I'm not constantly smiling and gleeful first thing in the morning.
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 18:11 |
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If another goy goyimsplains to me about how Are President has supported The Jewish State more than any other and is totally not at all similar to a nazi, I swear to Hashem...
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# ? Oct 15, 2018 22:40 |
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:If another goy goyimsplains to me about how Are President has supported The Jewish State more than any other and is totally not at all similar to a nazi, I swear to Hashem... It's fun to reveal to those people that you're a Jew who doesn't like Israel, though it's not quite as mind-blowing to them as being a left-leaning person who doesn't like Hillary/Obama/Joe Biden/insert democrat here.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:45 |
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People who are incapable of reading in their heads I sit next to a guy at work who just mutters under his breath all day like hes trying to ASMR me or something and its so loving uncomfortable. I've brought it up but he claims he doesnt realise hes doing it which i think is bullshit.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:37 |
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I hate the "I don't realize i'm doing it" excuse for anything. You get to use it once. After the first time, you become aware you are doing it, so you either choose to make a conscious effort to stop, or not. At least be honest the next time and say "i'm not going to stop doing it" instead of clinging to your intentional lack of awareness.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:39 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:After the first time, you become aware you are doing it
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:43 |
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Tiggum posted:No you don't. Things that you habitually do without noticing don't just suddenly become fully conscious and intentional just because someone points them out to you one time. That is just not how it works.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:46 |
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Tiggum posted:No you don't. Things that you habitually do without noticing don't just suddenly become fully conscious and intentional just because someone points them out to you one time. That is just not how it works. That's where the "conscious effort" to stop doing it part you left out of the quote comes in. That is how it works. You either choose to do it, or choose not to bother.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:47 |
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Hirayuki posted:So after someone tells you you're doing it, you don't know you're doing it? You know right then and there. Not two days later when you're unconsciously doing it again.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:47 |
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To be clear he went back to doing it inside 5 minutes and the tone of how he said it to me was very much "i dont give a gently caress"
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:49 |
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My pet peeve is people who don't like good and cool music such as my whistling and humming and WHO DARE TO TRY TO SILENCE MY GENIUS
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:19 |
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When I miss exactly one (1) line of single hairs when shaving. Now it's gonna bug me all day. edit: SECONDARY PEEVE: when you're on hold to talk to someone and the stupid system keeps interrupting the music with a *click* and then a voice- I either think I've been disconnected or that someone's actually picked up and it pisses me clean off every single time. FluxFaun has a new favorite as of 19:55 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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FluxFaun posted:When I miss exactly one (1) line of single hairs when shaving. Now it's gonna bug me all day. dooo dooo dooo dooo CLICK "Hi I-" "THANK YOU FOR HOLDING, A REPRESENTATIVE WILL BE WITH YOU SHORTLY" CLICK doooooooooo dooo da da da doo
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 20:19 |
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This guy in one of my classes constantly shakes his leg to the point where the whole row of seats is basically vibrating. It's so distracting, and a few people have asked him to stop, and he says "oh sorry" and goes right back to it like five minutes later.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 03:49 |
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I honestly don’t notice my leg shaking sometimes. I have things I do out of habit that I only rarely catch myself doing. It’s weird. Don’t hate.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 05:14 |
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CelticPredator posted:I honestly don’t notice my leg shaking sometimes. I have things I do out of habit that I only rarely catch myself doing. Maybe you have parkinson's
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 06:25 |
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People who can't seem to end a conversation. Case in point: How was "I'm off, take care." not the end? How do you say that and then just keep talking?
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 07:32 |
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Tiggum posted:Things that could work on computers but just don't. Today's example: Instagram. I thought I'd give it a look since everyone seems to be on it these days, and I was able to create an account and follow people, but apparently if I want to change my profile information or actually post anything I need to download the app onto my phone - which I can't because my phone is poo poo. Hey, there's a pretty easy (if dumb) workaround for this: assuming you're using Chrome right-click on the page and hit Inspect, then click on the little Toggle Device button at the top (or hit Ctrl Shift M) to make it show you the mobile view. You have to do this to post; however you should be able to edit your profile info without doing this.
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# ? Oct 17, 2018 14:12 |