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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Suspect Bucket posted:

Attn: Jaguars

Score Points

Love and kisses, Suspect

Even I'm feeling bad for them now :(

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Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Probably Magic posted:

i endorse the second halftf o i

why the gently caress did the titans hire dean pees

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Dak Prescott's Career Day Against The Vaunted Jacksonville Jags Defense

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
lol welp I'm not watching this game anymore

gently caress this team

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

lmfao

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Cowboys offense... good???

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Qwijib0 posted:

ugh, the jags

I don't expect the offense to be good right now but I expected more out of the defense.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

For anyone who hasn’t seen it

http://isgrudengoneyet.com

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Noooo don't be hurt, Kupp

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
If they get a TD I'm outta here for a bit.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life
Beasley is the only receiver Dak will throw to, you would think Jacksonville would attempt to cover him.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

If they get a TD I'm outta here for a bit.

are you the reason oj briggance is crippled

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Of course we're still letting tight ends loving KILL US

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.


Didn’t realize warcrimes was Carr this whole time.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Why can this team not learn how to deal with tight ends

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Grittybeard posted:

I don't expect the offense to be good right now but I expected more out of the defense.

yes, especially with how anemic the cowboys offense has been

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

Why can this team not learn how to deal with tight ends

do you want the answer or do you want to be real mad about nothing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That was at least a creative version of it but it was still a 'draw them offside' play so gently caress off with that poo poo McVay.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Jaguars locker room is gonna loving implode after today

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
That's the way to do it! You know who wouldn't call that blitz? I'll give you a guess!

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:lol: Bort could've just run for the 1st there

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
that was a dumb abort, bort

shoulda run

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

That's the way to do it! You know who wouldn't call that blitz? I'll give you a guess!

ted marchibroda

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Haha, that was actually a really nice and creative play by Bortles. So of course it didn't work.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
The hell kind of pass attempt was that?

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

that was a beautiful sequence Jags

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Ghost Dog posted:

why the gently caress did the titans hire dean pees

An excellent question that vexes me to this day.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

its absurd that hes a coach at all in the nfl anymore. he should be a college assistant positional coach

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

ok, the jags can go to london now

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

purkey posted:

ok, the jags can go to london now
I hope they do, end my misery

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Vance won't be fired after this loss but he will be after losing to the Cardinals

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

ANOTHER DROUGHT BEGINS

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Vance won't be fired after this loss but he will be after losing to the Cardinals

You mean quality TNF

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Ghost Dog posted:

ANOTHER DROUGHT BEGINS

It's not a drought yet. It's not even a quarter long.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


420_Power_Rangers posted:

You mean quality TNF

Two Bad Teams

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

It's not a drought yet. It's not even a quarter long.

it is if you assume they wont score a td in this quarter and you ignore the one they scored in it earlier

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Kawalimus posted:

It's not a drought yet. It's not even a quarter long.

what's your math for this

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

Kawalimus posted:

It's not a drought yet. It's not even a quarter long.

also, all thyings need a beginning so even tho its not yet, it will be

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Two Bad Teams

No, see, TNF is cool and good now with quality matchups and you should be super excited to watch the premier match up of good teams! It’s on Fox now!

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


wow two third down conversions in a row

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