Malachite_Dragon posted:

I legit have no idea what any of y'all are talking about

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I legit have no idea what any of y'all are talking about

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Ah, okay, thank you. I knew about the hosting bit, used to watch it every morning while getting ready for school, just, the rumors were what was throwing me off.

CannonFodder posted:

Bob Saget has a clean persona as host of AFHV and starring in Full House, but among fellow comedians he's considered one of the raunchiest.

CannonFodder posted:

Bob Saget has a clean persona as host of AFHV and starring in Full House, but among fellow comedians he's considered one of the raunchiest.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I feel something about being able to switch tone is a sign of being a good comedian.

incredible flesh posted:

dad also got institutionalised once in the 70s for attacking someone in line at the post office, but that wasn't because he's autistic, it's because someone left a suitcase full of speed in his apartment and then disappeared (he never saw them again) and he had no choice but to take it in heroic doses until the inevitable happened. this is the type of autism story that is rarely told.

loquacius posted:

MY SCHOOL COUNSELOR WIFE is pretty vocal about the idea that social media has actually made us more isolated since we're on the subject

Pick posted:

jesus christ so that's how she can put up with you

The Bloop posted:

I've lived in three corners of the US and have never had cheese curds for whatever reason.






I really can't picture what they are like. My brain says they are wet, soft, and squeak. Can anyone confirm?

Iron Crowned posted:

You're thinking of mice

Malachite_Dragon posted:

Ah, okay, thank you. I knew about the hosting bit, used to watch it every morning while getting ready for school, just, the rumors were what was throwing me off.

syscall girl posted:

They still haven't found the body of the third Olsen sibling though.

syscall girl posted:

They still haven't found the body of the third Olsen sibling though.

SiKboy posted:

I thought she was in the avengers?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Of course not, there's only one Olsen twin who moves at near-light speed to make it look as though there are two.

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

Oh, like Eobard Thawne.

John Lee posted:

Katey Mare!

FactsAreUseless posted:

Oh, I'm not like Mary Kate at all. Some might say... I'm the reverse.

Blind Rasputin posted:

I don’t know where you got the idea that Yoshi is involved in their separation. The idea that him and Princess Mario could even do that.. let alone conceive? Also, comic 17 doesn’t include any mention, which should be evidence enough that you’re wrong. I recall that she’s still driving in Mario Kart 8 so I don’t think they’d write her into that if she was pregnant.

Edit: whoops sorry wrong thread

RandomFerret posted:

There is absolutely a right thread, and this is it

empty sea posted:

You think that's weird?

I never mentioned the goose, which despite her being a huge rear end in a top hat bitch, still required me to chase her down and corner and then carry her while flapping and honking into the nighttime shelter every night. We had a gander, but he died after about a year. Both of their favorite activities were rushing me, then grabbing my jeans at ankle height to twist and jerk as hard as they could. I'm sure that would've hurt like hell if it were my skin instead of jeans.

One day the goose got killed by ~something~ and then one of the horses decided to pick her up by her rigor-stiff wing and then toss her about like a cold, feathery and rigid party-favor until we could rescue her body for a proper burial.

Between this and the chickens, the ducks were very sensible and flew off ASAP to only been seen twice again. I fed the wild lady ducks some grain while they stared uncomprehendingly at my male ducks that were chill with a human at like 5 feet away because grain = good, gently caress the wild.

Also my dad thought it would be awesome if we had guinea hens. They were very good guard birds since they would alert at any noise or movement out of the ordinary, basically on par with the geese, also they love eating ticks. If you've never had geese, then you wouldn't know that they are basically like guard dogs and will honk wildly when something in the environment changes slightly. My dad got tired of the guineas after 2 years and sat around a few mornings until he shot them all.

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RandomFerret posted:

Chun Li is supposed to be an Interpol agent. Pulling a gun on somebody would be the first professional thing she's ever done in the history of the series

waah posted:

Hay guys. We lost 10% of our F-22 fleet to a hurricane. Say bye bye to $7.5 billion.



https://taskandpurpose.com/tyndall-f-22-destroyed-hurricane-michael/

Mel Mudkiper posted:

US military, currently sitting 1-3 in last four wars against guerillas, decides the problem is that the planes are just not expensive enough

Spoeank posted:

It will never not be funny to me that we spent $1.5T on a plane that has the same weakness as the Wicked Witch of the West

pubic works project posted:

if a goddamn plane costs like 1.5T then it needs to transform into a giant robot like fuckin Starscream.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

medicare for all is too expensive says government that just lost 7.5 billion dollars because they made planes that can't fly without half a day of repairs each time they take off

Moon Slayer posted:

"Mercilessly dunking on boondoggle fighter jet programs" is my favorite subgenre of goon humor.

Heath posted:

Is there an active F35 thread?

Nurge posted:

Poor F-35, thought of rain and Itcaught on fire and exploded.

Solice Kirsk posted:

But we still have F-16's which are way cooler and sometimes have scary mouths painted on them. All our planes should have scary mouths painted on them.

Breetai posted:

Does it end with your Aunt being heavily degraded on the VHS tape?