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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I want an election erection.

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Count Chocula
Dec 25, 2011

WE HAVE TO CONTROL OUR ENVIRONMENT
IF YOU SEE ME POSTING OUTSIDE OF THE AUSPOL THREAD PLEASE TELL ME THAT I'M MISSED AND TO START POSTING AGAIN
Labor are trash too though.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Labor are okay I guess.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Actually yeah gently caress Labor but I want to see Antony Green flip out about swings

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
If the liberals lose on Saturday there is going to be more leadership speculation isn’t there?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
We will get a Barnaby spill no matter what happens.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
NSW Labor

NSW Liberal

NSW Greens

NSW Shooting Self in Head

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
It’ll be like Rake where there is a new prime minister every week.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

If the liberals lose on Saturday there is going to be more leadership speculation isn’t there?

But what does this mean for *checks notes* Simon... Birming...ham? ... 's leader ship ambitions

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

Anidav posted:

gently caress Labor

saved

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Prime Minister Frydenburg

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Prime Minister Zed Seselja

Because you've always wanted to vote for Exeggutor for PM.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Prime Minister Scott Buchholz

You gave the potato a shot, now for the whole sack.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Prime Minister Angus Taylor

Lets face it, this is just Chris Lilley in another wig.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I was tempted to rejoin Labor at the start of the year but then I remembered the frat boy union offspring trying to control my social life every weekend and rocking up to my house uninvited. Then when I filled out the form to quit they rocked up to my house again with a case of beer and tried to get me to withdraw the form because they needed the numbers for some young Labor leadership contest on the weekend and I told them to go away.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I was told, by a reliable source, that you did rejoin

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

It was the only reason I did

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
No. I have never rejoined.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

hambeet posted:

I was told, by a reliable source, that you did rejoin

hambeet posted:

It was the only reason I did

:same:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

It’ll be like Rake where there is a new prime minister every week.

Everyone gets a go!

I'd say Howard must have left a Voldemort curse on the office, but the more mundane explanation is that when you suppress all competitors and hog the top job for long enough you leave all kinds of power vacuums and lots of untempered egos.

Resident Idiot
May 11, 2007

Maxine13
Grimey Drawer

Lid posted:



Prime Minister Zed Seselja

Because you've always wanted to vote for Exeggutor for PM.

Literally the only good thing about Zed Seselja is that he's in the Senate and thus is even further from the leadership than he would be in the House.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

If the liberals lose on Saturday there is going to be more leadership speculation isn’t there?

The media might run with it, but I can't imagine anyone in the Liberal party has the appetite for it.

Schlesische
Jul 4, 2012

Resident Idiot posted:

Literally the only good thing about Zed Seselja is that he's in the Senate and thus is even further from the leadership than he would be in the House.

The best thing about Zed Seselja is remembering that time he went for Chief Minister and got brutally owned because he's the face of an ACT Liberal party that can't stop moving further and further away from where ACT voters are.

Konomex
Oct 25, 2010

a whiteman who has some authority over others, who not only hasn't raped anyone, or stared at them creepily...

Huh? I guess God does exist, and he answers prayers too.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Resident Idiot posted:

Literally the only good thing about Zed Seselja is that he's in the Senate and thus is even further from the leadership than he would be in the House.

You can be PM and not in the House for a few months, which is longer than he'd need to lose the job.

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do

Lid posted:



Prime Minister Zed Seselja

Because you've always wanted to vote for Exeggutor for PM.

Zed's so weird, he rules over the most progressive seat in the country as a dowdy horrible bitch

Aesculus
Mar 22, 2013

Goon project: Select random political parties to practice entryism on until we can find one that endorses a Goon candidate on a platform of Kill You Are Self, and bring the refugees trapped in concentration camps to Australia (to replace the Australian government)

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Goon project: bitch about how poo poo things are online, but do gently caress all in the real world

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

One day I will find the time to run as a Vermin Supreme style novelty candidate.

ZombyDog
Jul 11, 2001

Ere to fix yer gubbinz

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I hope you have your soundtrack picked out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-0icQQZ-6g

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

You Am I posted:

Goon project: bitch about how poo poo things are online, but do gently caress all in the real world

I bitch about how poo poo things are online when I'm in the real world having a good life.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Anidav posted:

I was tempted to rejoin Labor at the start of the year but then I remembered the frat boy union offspring trying to control my social life every weekend and rocking up to my house uninvited. Then when I filled out the form to quit they rocked up to my house again with a case of beer and tried to get me to withdraw the form because they needed the numbers for some young Labor leadership contest on the weekend and I told them to go away.

Did you take the beer at least?

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

Looks like someone's pitch for an ABC show got turned down?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
I feel bad for the 48% men with a strong masculine identity that are constantly harmed by the ABCs frankly terrible comedy lineup.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

BrigadierSensible posted:

Did you take the beer at least?

It was four X

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

JBP posted:

I feel bad for the 48% men with a strong masculine identity that are constantly harmed by the ABCs frankly terrible comedy lineup.

They should just sack them all and replace them with nothing but Kitty Flannagan ripping the piss out of the stupid poo poo bogans say.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Anidav posted:

I want an election erection.

I don't give a poo poo if you're an IK I don't want to hear about anyone's erections in this thread

there's ten million ways to show you're excited that don't involve telling everyone about your dick

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Don Dongington posted:

They should just sack them all and replace them with nothing but Kitty Flannagan ripping the piss out of the stupid poo poo bogans say.

Or they could get one of the ten million female comedians funnier than Kitty to do it

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Lid posted:



Prime Minister Angus Taylor

Lets face it, this is just Chris Lilley in another wig.

Angus Taylor legit looks like an alien wearing a human skin suit.

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Whitlam
Aug 2, 2014

Some goons overreact. Go figure.

Don Dongington posted:

They should just sack them all and replace them with nothing but Kitty Flannagan ripping the piss out of the stupid poo poo bogans say.

This but Sunrise.

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