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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


elon's run

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im depressed lol
Mar 12, 2013

cunts are still running the show.

gschmidl posted:


Baloogan posted:

how about a vertical factory where the car is manufactured at terminal velocity then smashes into the ground

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Someone tell me that google isn't using recaptcha to train it's self driving car algorithm. Every time I fill one of them in I worry I'm going to cause a fatal car crash at some point in the future.

When it wants me to select a street sign. Do I select the pole as well or what?

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

When it wants me to select a street sign. Do I select the pole as well or what?

just select whatever, they're not paying you for your labor

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Plank Walker posted:

just select whatever, they're not paying you for your labor

But they punish me with more images if I fail.

Jonah Galtberg
Feb 11, 2009

FAUXTON posted:

elon's ladder

Lazlo Nibble
Jan 9, 2004

It was Weasleby, by God! At last I had the miserable blighter precisely where I wanted him!

FAUXTON posted:

elon's run
a huge arena with dozens of Model 3s spinning slowly up into the air, rear left turn signals blinking red, as their owners chant RE-PAIR! RE-PAIR! in the vain hope that their car is the one that gets a replacement bumper instead of just bursting into flame

they’ve never actually seen one get fixed but somehow they‘re totally convinced that it could happen

how is this so on the nose

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Pyromaniac Ida posted:

But they punish me with more images if I fail.

car AI: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is a traffic light... Please....
me: *clicks on seagull flying past* traffic light

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Vox Nihili posted:

Musk is a tiny alien in a skin tube and Earth's atmosphere is slowly degrading his mind.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
Wow, reddit is catching on.
https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/9o3vri/bad_q3_results_incoming_soon_try_appealing_to/

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

bring back old gbs posted:

so grimes isnt dead? are those recent pics?

He occasionally lets her out of the tube if she’s good.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/ElonsPromises/status/1051825507145318400?s=20

https://twitter.com/dril/status/247222360309121024?s=20

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I find it absolutely believable Elon watches generic popular anime out of his own volition but him just making a public "thing" now is far too flat

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1052104593876774912?s=20

For he is the Car Citizer.

https://twitter.com/NotIntoCrypto/status/1052153488279564288?s=20

orcinus has issued a correction as of 16:00 on Oct 16, 2018

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1050008709068480512

integrated dashcam is completely useless as implemented, and that's when it's not also completely corrupting your flash drives.

it's linux

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i think thes car stinks!!!!!

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/TezzlaCFO/status/1052168146851979264?s=20

Dee dee dum dum dum
Another one bites the dust-ah

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
let me know when VP of anime resigns, bitch

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

integrated dashcam is completely useless as implemented, and that's when it's not also completely corrupting your flash drives.

it's linux

https://twitter.com/zomgapocalypse/status/1050008719772274688?s=20

:laffo: can’t even get timestamps right.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

orcinus posted:

https://twitter.com/TezzlaCFO/status/1052168146851979264?s=20

Dee dee dum dum dum
Another one bites the dust-ah

huh. tesla uses Office 365

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


infernal machines posted:

huh. tesla uses Office 365

ElonOffice366 is still in early alpha stages.

Bates
Jun 15, 2006

orcinus posted:

:laffo: can’t even get timestamps right.

Well to be fair Tesla IT were distracted designing revolutionary neural net blockchain quantum microchips.

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Someone who invests, how much is a six month $200 put on Tesla right now?

Desiderata
May 25, 2005
Go placidly amid the noise and haste...
Seriously, this is him coming up with Culture ship names. He really is a fat sci-fi manchild (we know our own).

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

Teal posted:

Makes perfect sense; he crashlanded here and has been trying very hard to be able to go back home.

still no proof of intelligent life outside of earth. Christ are we alone in this universe??

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

idgi. what does that tweet mean?

Vitamin Me
Mar 30, 2007

The new midlife crisis is reliving your weeb youth

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Vomik posted:

idgi. what does that tweet mean?

FistEnergy
Nov 3, 2000

DAY CREW: WORKING HARD

Fun Shoe

Tacky-rear end Rococco posted:

Someone who invests, how much is a six month $200 put on Tesla right now?

It varies by day and put amount. When I was looking into it I found a wide swing in cost for a small change in date or put amount.

The conclusion I arrived at was Don't Do It

Tacky-Ass Rococco
Sep 7, 2010

by R. Guyovich

FistEnergy posted:

It varies by day and put amount. When I was looking into it I found a wide swing in cost for a small change in date or put amount.

The conclusion I arrived at was Don't Do It

You're no fun.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



No, he means spend all your money. Do it.

It'll be just fine.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

the March 2019 200s (there are no April contracts yet) has a mid of $18.30.

but if you have to ask you shouldn’t do it

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

imagine quoting this as if it means something

anything

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Food Boner posted:

imagine quoting this as if it means something

anything

The SEC insulted him, and he will pay them back thrice in legal fees eventually.

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

u have to apt update gawd

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005

gschmidl posted:

The SEC insulted him, and he will pay them back thrice in legal fees eventually.

lmao or jail time

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Baloogan posted:

how about a vertical factory where the car is manufactured at terminal velocity then smashes into the ground

Orbital factory

The further away from the Sun you place it, the more Teslas you can make

Food Boner
Jul 2, 2005
picturing pennywise's toys n dead kid tower in hell except its musky the clown with a tower of model 3s and dead kids in tubes in a hyperloop tunnel

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




I 100% trust these people to program autopilot.

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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

I 100% trust these people to program autopilot.

On their own microchip.

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