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Absurd Alhazred posted:At least they didn't call it Something Chanful. AWFUL SOMETHING
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 04:56 |
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"Apparently it's an elite online community that acts as the 'gate keepers' to the internet. Our suspect bought an account-" "Wait, they pay money to post on a website?" "They think it filters out the 'unworthy' so that only serious user would join." "That's just stupid!"
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:01 |
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MizPiz posted:"Apparently it's an elite online community that acts as the 'gate keepers' to the internet. Our suspect bought an account-" "The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house."
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:03 |
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My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:07 |
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RoboRodent posted:Is it nice having so much faith in humanity? I have very little faith in humanity. But I also, after years of teaching writing, have very little faith in most people's ability to write a coherent story. Story too coherent and too candid, in my opinion, to be the actual rantings of a birdkiller.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:08 |
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new friend from school posted:My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud. Smart girl. Edit Not too smart, otherwise she would have ran screaming.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:08 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house." "Actually, Ice-T, they were the source of some of the worst parts of the internet, like ghostsie, where a long slender man shows you his anus. It's thought of as a 'cool own' to compost it with 80's pop songs to sell pornographic bitcoins."
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:40 |
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new friend from school posted:My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud. That’s called statutory rape dude
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 05:46 |
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Skwirl posted:Antarctica is a loving continent, not an ice cube. How is that so hard to understand? Also, once all the ice on it melts, isostatic rebound will cause it to rise up, causing further sea level rise. There's always more, and it's always worse.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:08 |
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Memento posted:Also, once all the ice on it melts, isostatic rebound will cause it to rise up, causing further sea level rise. Just get a yacht, sheesh.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:11 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Ice T's Twitter is a goddamned delight. The time someone was giving him poo poo about eating breakfast at Denny's and he responded with something like, "Do you think there are special millionaire eggs?" and then the Denny's account chimed in...it was chef's kiss perfection. https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347090062426664960 https://twitter.com/Miggythaone/status/347094526457942016 https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347094996551360512 https://twitter.com/DennysDiner/status/347096661631303680 https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347091151372820481
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 06:32 |
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https://twitter.com/NormsRespecter/status/1052040242142822401
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 07:20 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:"The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house." Someone needs to collab with that blog that posts made up drugs from svu but with this kind of thing "its a new style of posting, made from Microwave's Mom and Jenkem, the kids call it Double Lowtax. Try it once, next thing you know you're permabanned and at an airport to meet the boss"
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 07:23 |
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T-man posted:I mean, I hate abusers a lot but I think some form of rehabilitation is the only possible course, as much as it might itch people's ethics. This kind of casual attitude to death, crime, and punishment-as-acceptable fuels people like her. She'll DARVO her way out of real punishment and make any actual sanctions against her an attack by the victim. Who might not be able to disbelieve her. All the therapy in the world isn't going to help someone who doesn't think they have a problem, doesn't want help and gets off on manipulating people. In the world we live in, not being able to feel empathy is an advantage anyway. Even if her current boyfriend leaves her I'm sure she won't face any real consequences and will find a new victim shortly.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 09:59 |
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There are enough people in the world that we don’t need to waste time trying to rehab remorseless killers. Dump her in the sea where her bones can be the start of new coral and move on to worrying about the 8 billion other humans who didn’t kill a bird because they were jealous.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 10:32 |
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Pyromaniac Ida posted:https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347090062426664960 Mods rename me GUCCI egg thanks. Well, spooky GUCCI egg, it is the Halloween season. T-man posted:"Actually, Ice-T, they were the source of some of the worst parts of the internet, like ghostsie, where a long slender man shows you his anus. It's thought of as a 'cool own' to compost it with 80's pop songs to sell pornographic bitcoins." Serperoth posted:Someone needs to collab with that blog that posts made up drugs from svu but with this kind of thing I feel like these episodes would be less stupid if literal Ice T were writing them.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:05 |
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https://twitter.com/jerryiannelli/status/1052172087287271424 Jew hate, as with all things, in moderation
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 14:43 |
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I have a Cockatoo story. My mom was a zookeeper and one day there was a big event at the zoo and several of us "Zoo Kids" (children of the keepers) were allowed to stand around on stage while supervised and hold a few smallish animals for the public to see. I was 10 and the biggest and got to hold a Cockatoo. I was told not to walk around, just stand still. I didn't listen and fell off the stage and fully onto the Cockatoo. He was fine, bit the poo poo out of me, and I learned to listen and felt awful. No way did that lady kill a Cockatoo just by stepping on it. They're huge and tough and if 120lb me powerbombing one on accident did nothing then I really feel nauseous thinking about the effort she took to actually kill it.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 15:11 |
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"Mom is a zookeeper" must have been so many automatic cool points when you were a kid! Thanks for finding the Ice T/Denny's Tweets, Pyromaniac Ida! Even better than I remembered. "Gucci egg" is great.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 15:50 |
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I ordered soup with some gucci egg drops https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/1052022076196962305 Please, some one stop this man from owning libs
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 16:05 |
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Posting his fantasies to Twitter. Shameful life.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 16:28 |
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https://twitter.com/EdgeRatedR/status/1052194800840118273
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 16:48 |
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And here I thought I knew him.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 17:03 |
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I was sitting in the window area of a bar a bunch of years ago, and all the light suddenly disappeared because Edge had walked by. The guy is loving massive, and I now dream of nothing other than him crushing Piers like an ant.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 17:11 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:https://twitter.com/jcoplien/status/1051428822275555329 There are two types of programmer - those with imposter syndrome, who never quite feel like they're doing it the right way, and rear end holes like this who think they know everything. The latter are almost always impossible to work with.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 17:49 |
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EvilGenius posted:There are two types of programmer - those with imposter syndrome, who never quite feel like they're doing it the right way, and rear end holes like this who think they know everything. The latter are almost always impossible to work with. The artists and writers I know constantly feel like they're doing it wrong too, so he's actually correct, but from the wrong direction.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 17:59 |
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So I went on Facebook to see if I could find any funny anti-weed posts and search brings up absolutely nothing. I tried "cat" and got a ton of hits. They're filtering the content it seems. Scary scary weed.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:02 |
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Nothing more feminine than *checks notes*... being a dad?
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:08 |
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https://twitter.com/wizardducklett/status/1052211238950854656
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:29 |
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Whoa, that's a hot take.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:38 |
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Skwirl posted:The artists and writers I know constantly feel like they're doing it wrong too, so he's actually correct, but from the wrong direction. Working in a creative field is a fun balance of hating everything you make and occasionally remembering why you enjoy it. If you're lucky, the feeling that you're doing it wrong pushes you to improve rather than enter a shame spiral. Art!
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:41 |
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Gotta give it to the commies, the way they designed racism to fit into Western society so perfectly is truly one of humanities greatest feats of engineering.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:43 |
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MizPiz posted:Gotta give it to the commies, the way they designed racism to fit into Western society so perfectly is truly one of humanities greatest feats of engineering. The time machines! I mean, gently caress, look at all the racism depicted in Othello alone. Karl Marx whizzed back to the Elizabethan age to do his dastardly work...
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 18:53 |
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Mak0rz posted:Nothing more feminine than *checks notes*... being a dad? Considering his age and class, Morgan probably had a more standoffish father, and seeing modern dads baby-wear must seem very strange to him. The lesson in this is hug your children least they grow up into Piers Morgan.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:02 |
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^^^^ Funny how of all the thousands of people that protest Trump etc not one cheque or paper trail has been found that proves anyone was paid to do it.there wolf posted:Considering his age and class, Morgan probably had a more standoffish father, and seeing modern dads baby-wear must seem very strange to him. Piers has been in this game a long time, and knows how to get a reaction out of people. He doesn't believe what he's saying. EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Oct 16, 2018 |
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Calling a Jewish survivor of the Siege of Budapest an ex-Nazi is an incredibly hot take.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:08 |
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EvilGenius posted:Piers has been in this game a long time, and knows how to get a reaction out of people. He doesn't believe what he's saying. He's still, as the brits would say, a loving oval office. Saying something hateful out of a disingenuous want for likes is exactly the same as saying something hateful in complete earnestness.
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:10 |
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All the Soros stuff is the most Emmanuel Goldstein thing imaginable. Antifa? Soros! Congress? Soros! BLM? SOROS! Stubbed your toe on the coffee table? You know it!
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# ? Oct 16, 2018 19:11 |
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Sereri posted:All the Soros stuff is the most Emmanuel Goldstein thing imaginable. That last one is more of a sore-os.
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