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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

At least they didn't call it Something Chanful.

AWFUL SOMETHING

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
"Apparently it's an elite online community that acts as the 'gate keepers' to the internet. Our suspect bought an account-"

"Wait, they pay money to post on a website?"

"They think it filters out the 'unworthy' so that only serious user would join."

"That's just stupid!"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

MizPiz posted:

"Apparently it's an elite online community that acts as the 'gate keepers' to the internet. Our suspect bought an account-"

"Wait, they pay money to post on a website?"

"They think it filters out the 'unworthy' so that only serious user would join."

"That's just stupid!"

"The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house."

new friend from school
May 19, 2008

by Azathoth
My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

RoboRodent posted:

Is it nice having so much faith in humanity?

I have very little faith in humanity. But I also, after years of teaching writing, have very little faith in most people's ability to write a coherent story. Story too coherent and too candid, in my opinion, to be the actual rantings of a birdkiller.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

new friend from school posted:

My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud.

Smart girl.

Edit Not too smart, otherwise she would have ran screaming.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

"The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house."

"Actually, Ice-T, they were the source of some of the worst parts of the internet, like ghostsie, where a long slender man shows you his anus. It's thought of as a 'cool own' to compost it with 80's pop songs to sell pornographic bitcoins."

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

new friend from school posted:

My girlfriend is 24 and never heard of SA before me. A couple of years ago, I explained to her how this forum works and she laughed out loud.

That’s called statutory rape dude

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Skwirl posted:

Antarctica is a loving continent, not an ice cube. How is that so hard to understand?

Also, once all the ice on it melts, isostatic rebound will cause it to rise up, causing further sea level rise.

There's always more, and it's always worse.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Memento posted:

Also, once all the ice on it melts, isostatic rebound will cause it to rise up, causing further sea level rise.

There's always more, and it's always worse.

Just get a yacht, sheesh.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

AlbieQuirky posted:

Ice T's Twitter is a goddamned delight. The time someone was giving him poo poo about eating breakfast at Denny's and he responded with something like, "Do you think there are special millionaire eggs?" and then the Denny's account chimed in...it was chef's kiss perfection.

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347090062426664960

https://twitter.com/Miggythaone/status/347094526457942016

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347094996551360512

https://twitter.com/DennysDiner/status/347096661631303680

https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/347091151372820481

Gizmo Chicken
Feb 17, 2011

Yep.
https://twitter.com/NormsRespecter/status/1052040242142822401

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Absurd Alhazred posted:

"The kids are into this thing now, they call it shitpasting. That's when they find something stupid online, print it out in thousands of copies, and just paste it all over the house."

Someone needs to collab with that blog that posts made up drugs from svu but with this kind of thing

"its a new style of posting, made from Microwave's Mom and Jenkem, the kids call it Double Lowtax. Try it once, next thing you know you're permabanned and at an airport to meet the boss"

felch me daddy jr.
Oct 30, 2009

T-man posted:

I mean, I hate abusers a lot but I think some form of rehabilitation is the only possible course, as much as it might itch people's ethics. This kind of casual attitude to death, crime, and punishment-as-acceptable fuels people like her. She'll DARVO her way out of real punishment and make any actual sanctions against her an attack by the victim. Who might not be able to disbelieve her.

Therapy and meds should be mandatory for every crime, save institutional abuse and war crimes. Which should get therapy, meds, and a ban from ever holding power.

All the therapy in the world isn't going to help someone who doesn't think they have a problem, doesn't want help and gets off on manipulating people. In the world we live in, not being able to feel empathy is an advantage anyway. Even if her current boyfriend leaves her I'm sure she won't face any real consequences and will find a new victim shortly.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
There are enough people in the world that we don’t need to waste time trying to rehab remorseless killers. Dump her in the sea where her bones can be the start of new coral and move on to worrying about the 8 billion other humans who didn’t kill a bird because they were jealous.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:discourse:

Mods rename me GUCCI egg thanks.

Well, spooky GUCCI egg, it is the Halloween season.


T-man posted:

"Actually, Ice-T, they were the source of some of the worst parts of the internet, like ghostsie, where a long slender man shows you his anus. It's thought of as a 'cool own' to compost it with 80's pop songs to sell pornographic bitcoins."

Serperoth posted:

Someone needs to collab with that blog that posts made up drugs from svu but with this kind of thing

"its a new style of posting, made from Microwave's Mom and Jenkem, the kids call it Double Lowtax. Try it once, next thing you know you're permabanned and at an airport to meet the boss"

I feel like these episodes would be less stupid if literal Ice T were writing them.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/jerryiannelli/status/1052172087287271424



Jew hate, as with all things, in moderation

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
I have a Cockatoo story.
My mom was a zookeeper and one day there was a big event at the zoo and several of us "Zoo Kids" (children of the keepers) were allowed to stand around on stage while supervised and hold a few smallish animals for the public to see. I was 10 and the biggest and got to hold a Cockatoo. I was told not to walk around, just stand still. I didn't listen and fell off the stage and fully onto the Cockatoo. He was fine, bit the poo poo out of me, and I learned to listen and felt awful.
No way did that lady kill a Cockatoo just by stepping on it. They're huge and tough and if 120lb me powerbombing one on accident did nothing then I really feel nauseous thinking about the effort she took to actually kill it.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
"Mom is a zookeeper" must have been so many automatic cool points when you were a kid!

Thanks for finding the Ice T/Denny's Tweets, Pyromaniac Ida! Even better than I remembered. "Gucci egg" is great.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I
ordered soup
with some
gucci egg drops

https://twitter.com/LydiaBurrell/status/1052022076196962305
Please, some one stop this man from owning libs

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Posting his fantasies to Twitter. Shameful life.

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug

https://twitter.com/EdgeRatedR/status/1052194800840118273

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

And here I thought I knew him.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




I was sitting in the window area of a bar a bunch of years ago, and all the light suddenly disappeared because Edge had walked by. The guy is loving massive, and I now dream of nothing other than him crushing Piers like an ant.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/jcoplien/status/1051428822275555329



He's been getting dragged in replies for more than a day, I hope this means that he'll never delete this.

There are two types of programmer - those with imposter syndrome, who never quite feel like they're doing it the right way, and rear end holes like this who think they know everything. The latter are almost always impossible to work with.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

EvilGenius posted:

There are two types of programmer - those with imposter syndrome, who never quite feel like they're doing it the right way, and rear end holes like this who think they know everything. The latter are almost always impossible to work with.

The artists and writers I know constantly feel like they're doing it wrong too, so he's actually correct, but from the wrong direction.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

So I went on Facebook to see if I could find any funny anti-weed posts and search brings up absolutely nothing. I tried "cat" and got a ton of hits. They're filtering the content it seems. Scary scary weed.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Nothing more feminine than *checks notes*... being a dad?

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
https://twitter.com/wizardducklett/status/1052211238950854656

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
Whoa, that's a hot take.

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

Skwirl posted:

The artists and writers I know constantly feel like they're doing it wrong too, so he's actually correct, but from the wrong direction.

Working in a creative field is a fun balance of hating everything you make and occasionally remembering why you enjoy it. If you're lucky, the feeling that you're doing it wrong pushes you to improve rather than enter a shame spiral.

Art!

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Gotta give it to the commies, the way they designed racism to fit into Western society so perfectly is truly one of humanities greatest feats of engineering.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

MizPiz posted:

Gotta give it to the commies, the way they designed racism to fit into Western society so perfectly is truly one of humanities greatest feats of engineering.

The time machines! I mean, gently caress, look at all the racism depicted in Othello alone. Karl Marx whizzed back to the Elizabethan age to do his dastardly work...

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Mak0rz posted:

Nothing more feminine than *checks notes*... being a dad?

Considering his age and class, Morgan probably had a more standoffish father, and seeing modern dads baby-wear must seem very strange to him.

The lesson in this is hug your children least they grow up into Piers Morgan.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
^^^^ Funny how of all the thousands of people that protest Trump etc not one cheque or paper trail has been found that proves anyone was paid to do it.

there wolf posted:

Considering his age and class, Morgan probably had a more standoffish father, and seeing modern dads baby-wear must seem very strange to him.

The lesson in this is hug your children least they grow up into Piers Morgan.

Piers has been in this game a long time, and knows how to get a reaction out of people. He doesn't believe what he's saying.

EvilGenius has a new favorite as of 19:09 on Oct 16, 2018

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Calling a Jewish survivor of the Siege of Budapest an ex-Nazi is an incredibly hot take.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

EvilGenius posted:

Piers has been in this game a long time, and knows how to get a reaction out of people. He doesn't believe what he's saying.

He's still, as the brits would say, a loving oval office. Saying something hateful out of a disingenuous want for likes is exactly the same as saying something hateful in complete earnestness.

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

All the Soros stuff is the most Emmanuel Goldstein thing imaginable.

Antifa? Soros!
Congress? Soros!
BLM? SOROS!
Stubbed your toe on the coffee table? You know it!

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Prism
Dec 22, 2007

yospos

Sereri posted:

All the Soros stuff is the most Emmanuel Goldstein thing imaginable.

Antifa? Soros!
Congress? Soros!
BLM? SOROS!
Stubbed your toe on the coffee table? You know it!

That last one is more of a sore-os.

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