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>Grab the plasma cutter.
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> we hurt others and were hurt ourselves > mostly by ourself > time to beat up that fucker in the other room and steal their sword
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>It's time to kill the man, steal the suit and plasma cutter, and then head to the nearest kiosk to put it on....
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Dec 6, 2017 23:47
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> score > inventory > look FOOD
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dash rendar thread will update again someday... it will also update more regulary-- someday. in the meantime, happy life day to all of you in the thread! may dash look upon you with great favour
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Blind Sally posted:in the meantime, happy life day to all of you in the thread! What about those who acknowledge the virgin birth of Dash, but not his divinity like the Rendarists?
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Even if you don't believe in Dash, you can still acknowledge the good intent behind the words.
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White Coke posted:>Begin Killzone Shadow Fall LP instead. Does tomorrow work for you?
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I'm sorry I made Dash Rendar force you to make the LP, but I'm sure it will turn out for the best.
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 One of the joys of being a narcissist, you're never far from the one person who truly loves you. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Feb 15, 2018 |
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Feb 15, 2018 05:29
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Dash stenciled "Be Mine" on his bathroom mirror so every day can be valentine's day.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Dash stenciled "Be Mine" on his bathroom mirror so every day can be valentine's day. Then he got someone to tattoo it over his heart, so it wouldn't be misspelled.
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Feb 15, 2018 18:17
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White Coke posted:Then he got someone to tattoo it over his heart, so it wouldn't be misspelled. Dash Rendar actually got someone to tattoo his whole body onto his whole body. He has so far shot anyone that has questioned it.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Dash Rendar actually got someone to tattoo his whole body onto his whole body. He has so far shot anyone that has questioned it. Why would anybody question DoubleDash in the first place?
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i hope you are all ready for a dash update, because there might be one in the future!
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Apr 11, 2018 06:08
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Blind Sally posted:i hope you are all ready for a dash update, because there might be one in the future! Solo: A Star Wars Story doesn't have Dash Rendar in it!
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All our hopes for that have been... Dashed.
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You know if I had any editing skills what so ever I think I would give a go at changing Queens Flash Gorden song into a Dash Rendar song.
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Dash may not be in Solo, but he remains relevant: https://kotaku.com/an-n64-star-wars-game-had-one-level-that-was-ahead-of-i-1826240307
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Thread title continues to be relevant
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So what were the other 3 times that you did videos with war crimes?
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as far as i'm concerned, they're all crimes of some sort. crow has been the meticulous record keeper of the war crimes, though...
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Blind Sally posted:as far as i'm concerned, they're all crimes of some sort. crow has been the meticulous record keeper of the war crimes, though... Not as meticulous as Artix has been though.
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You guys are the Laurel and Hardy of Let's Play.
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I'd like to name my daughters Everxton and Lok-Rendar please. When they later grow up and kill me in my sleep, I'll tell them "your names are unique" with my last words
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bony tony posted:You guys are the Laurel and Hardy of Let's Play. You take that back. We’re the Statler and Waldorf of Let’s Play. We’re old and tired and just want it to loving end already, but it continues so we’re just gonna sit here and insult it until then.
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nine-gear crow posted:You take that back. We’re the Statler and Waldorf of Let’s Play. We’re old and tired and just want it to loving end already, but it continues so we’re just gonna sit here and insult it until then. This isn't the Ace Combat thread
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nine-gear crow posted:You take that back. We’re the Statler and Waldorf of Let’s Play. We’re old and tired and just want it to loving end already, but it continues so we’re just gonna sit here and insult it until then. Ahem.
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Still workin' on the next update!
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Dash Rendar is the Waluigi of Star Wars.
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Who wore it better?
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Blind Sally posted:Who wore it better? Killmonger (who was right all along).
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This is blasphemy! Further blasphemy in the Dash thread will be dealt with accordingly!
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Lovin' the detcord being used as a lanyard.
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Blood Sally posted:Dash Rendar is dead!! Good. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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> You are Dash Rendar > No, that isn't right... > Consciousness slowly returns to you > You are > You are  > You are Blind Sally > It's been you all along > You open your eyes > "Blind" is not an adjective, it is your first name > You--you remember exactly what is going on > Are you where you're supposed to be?  > You open your eyes > You're in the thread > You ache all over > How is the LP going? > You feel sick > You swallow the bile > Where are you? > You're in the thread  > You seem to be lying down on the thread's floor > You're looking at the thread's ceiling > You look up  > You see something CJacobs did going on in the other room > Looks like you've broken it > Has it been that long? > It's been a year > It's been a loving year > You feel like death > What were you doing?  > Oh yeah > You were supposed to be doing a Dash Rendar thread LP > Instead you did nothing > Well no more > It's time to get back to basics  > Sorry, Emily is Away 2, but you're just a gimmick > Gonna have to bring it back to Dash proper > And Galactic Battlegrounds mod? > You were pretty okay, but it's been a real drag to LP you  > It's time to move on  > You've let this thread down for too long > What have you done in the past year that has been more important than Dash Rendar? > > > > Well, you suppose that becoming a Let's Play mod again has been time consuming > But it's time to tell the thread the truth > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The truth about why you've been too busy to update the thread... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The truth is you got too big for the LP  > It was the Chrono Trigger MSPaint Let's Play that was at fault > It was a big hit in the world of German academia  > Once you became an internationally renowned, academically cited Let's Player, you knew it was next level poo poo  > And it's been a wild ride, but all good things must come to an end > The money has run out and it's time to return home > It's time to return to Dash > But first, there's something you have to do...  > D A S H > R E N D A R > W I L L > N E V E R > D I E 
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