[Europe] we hebben een serieus probleem

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Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

goddamn every dipshit fuckface American liberal who cheered this loving idiot napoleonic macaroon as a leader of the free world.

# ? Oct 17, 2018 03:55

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 19:47

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

macron looked at salvini arresting the migrant friendly mayor and decided "two can play at that game, mon ami"

# ? Oct 17, 2018 05:01

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

get that OUT of my face posted:

macron looked at salvini arresting the migrant friendly mayor and decided "two can play at that game, mon ami"

It will not surprise you in the least to learn that it was the previous shitlib government that started the persecution of the mayor of Riace

# ? Oct 17, 2018 12:41

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

They're going to prosecute melenchon for insulting the cops

For "threats and violence" towards the agents who were perquisitioning at his home

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 13:07 on Oct 17, 2018

# ? Oct 17, 2018 13:05

Lawman 0: Aug 17, 2010

Kurtofan posted:

They're going to prosecute melenchon for insulting the cops

For "threats and violence" towards the agents who were perquisitioning at his home

Are you serious

# ? Oct 17, 2018 13:16

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

https://twitter.com/mariatad/status/1052551660889751552

# ? Oct 17, 2018 14:31

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

there are so many good names for italy leaving the EU

# ? Oct 17, 2018 14:35

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

lol over a 2.4% deficit just kill the euro already

# ? Oct 17, 2018 15:03

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

and kill the EU too it's loving trash

# ? Oct 17, 2018 15:04

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Not kidding http://m.leparisien.fr/politique/pe...018-7921074.php

That says he's under investigation for threatening a magistrate and the cops

Theres a video out there, im on the bus so cant post it, but he just seems angry to me

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 16:46 on Oct 17, 2018

# ? Oct 17, 2018 16:43

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Joseance posted:

there are so many good names for italy leaving the EU

portmanteaus with "exit" sound kind of disgusting and i am all for "italadercci"

# ? Oct 19, 2018 02:51

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

get that OUT of my face posted:

portmanteaus with "exit" sound kind of disgusting and i am all for "italadercci"

Gross. Not only it's terribly misspelled but the word you're groping for only means "goodbye" in the sense of "see you soon"

# ? Oct 19, 2018 03:03

Doktor Avalanche: Dec 30, 2008

hackbunny posted:

the word you're groping for only means "goodbye" in the sense of "see you soon"

lol so it's perfect for italy

# ? Oct 19, 2018 03:14

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

How do you, like... do things in italy

how are things accomplished

# ? Oct 19, 2018 03:18

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

get that OUT of my face posted:

portmanteaus with "exit" sound kind of disgusting and i am all for "italadercci"

Quitaly, Outaly, Italeave, ExIt

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:40

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Ghost Leviathan posted:

How do you, like... do things in italy

how are things accomplished

soon

# ? Oct 19, 2018 04:47

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Joseance posted:

Quitaly, Outaly, Italeave, ExIt

Italout

# ? Oct 19, 2018 06:06

Dawncloack: Nov 26, 2007; ECKS DEE!; Nap Ghost

Italciao

# ? Oct 19, 2018 08:03

Kurnugia: Sep 2, 2014; by Nyc_Tattoo

Electronico6 posted:

lol over a 2.4% deficit just kill the euro already

lmao if merkel literally kills the eu with german export privileges this is going to be incredibly hilarious

# ? Oct 19, 2018 12:40

Whorelord: May 1, 2013; Jump into the well...

Ghost Leviathan posted:

How do you, like... do things in italy

how are things accomplished

prego

# ? Oct 19, 2018 12:51

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Euroviderci

# ? Oct 19, 2018 14:00

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Tag yourself, I'm Helsinkhole

# ? Oct 19, 2018 14:13

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Whoever coined Brexit deserves death

# ? Oct 19, 2018 14:19

Dawncloack: Nov 26, 2007; ECKS DEE!; Nap Ghost

I'm Nicoseeya xD

# ? Oct 19, 2018 14:57

HerraS: Apr 15, 2012; Looking professional when committing genocide is essential. This is mostly achieved by using a beret.

Olive drab colour ensures the genocider will remain hidden from his prey until it's too late for them to do anything.

Maltalavista, baby

# ? Oct 19, 2018 19:25

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Uscitalia

Ghost Leviathan posted:

How do you, like... do things in italy

how are things accomplished

Same as everywhere: corruption, nepotism and organized crime. Except, more of it

# ? Oct 19, 2018 21:08

double nine: Aug 8, 2013

What if I really really like the Pope? Does that help?

# ? Oct 20, 2018 14:57

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

double nine posted:

What if I really really like the Pope? Does that help?

Only if you consider the Nazi Pope the real Pope.

# ? Oct 20, 2018 15:13

get that OUT of my face: Feb 10, 2007

Kurtofan posted:

Whoever coined Brexit deserves death

blame the person who coined "Grexit," which sounds even more disgusting

# ? Oct 20, 2018 18:39

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

twoday posted:

Tag yourself, I'm Helsinkhole

im the sadly not on there Br�chxit / Hrvatskout

# ? Oct 20, 2018 20:05

hackbunny: Jul 22, 2007; I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

double nine posted:

What if I really really like the Pope? Does that help?

That helps too, maybe not as much as it did until the 80s, but it totally helps

I believe I have already talked about the late comedian Paolo Villaggio and his legendary character, accountant Ugo Fantozzi. A voiceover from one of the Fantozzi movies explains how to rise to power in early 80s Italy:

quote:

Through snitching, extortion, membership in the Mafia¹, the Camorra², the 'Ndrangheta³, the P2⁴, and four life-time subscriptions to Famiglia Cristiana⁵, harmless and unassuming accountant Fonelli was suddenly named Natural Mega Director⁶ of personnel, and had taken the name of Cobram II⁷ ⁸

Translator's notes:_{Sicilian organized crime

Neapolitan organized crime

Calabrese organized crime

Propaganda Due, an outlawed masonic lodge

Catholic magazine and one of the best selling magazines in Italy. Notorious for having been directed by priests since its foundation, and for having been sold in churches. Not perfectly aligned with the Vatican, it was instead one of the voices of the most powerful party at the time the movie came out, Democrazia Cristiana. The Tangentopoli bribery scandal would later destroy the party, prompting Berlusconi to enter politics. And the rest is history

Villaggio was fond of giving executives these hyperbolic and nonsensical titles

... as he was of giving them made up aristocratic names and titles

Cobram II then uses his newfound power to force his out of shape, middle-aged underlings to participate in humiliating "company Olympics"}

# ? Oct 20, 2018 23:31

Antifa Poltergeist: Jun 3, 2004; "We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"

Lat-me-out is good.

# ? Oct 21, 2018 00:49

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

Hell yeah we're going to save the union

https://twitter.com/PoliticoRyan/status/1054141164532703237

:downs:

# ? Oct 22, 2018 10:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Electronico6 posted:

Hell yeah we're going to save the union

https://twitter.com/PoliticoRyan/status/1054141164532703237

lol

# ? Oct 22, 2018 10:30

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

cant wait to see how this european alliance is going to stand up to the threat of fascism, macron's soaring popularity will definitely help the embattled italians neoliberals

# ? Oct 22, 2018 10:31

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

The scandal-plagued Dutch prime Minister is also in on that

https://twitter.com/saskiadekkers/status/1050075748084736000?s=19

# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:17

twoday: May 4, 2005; C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Are there more?

# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:17

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

rip verhofstadt

https://twitter.com/CoenvdVen/status/1050636875143077889

lmao rise of the liberals as the party of a new generation of politics in europe. Can't wait to see these idiots crash out in the next election and go from "second biggest force in the European Parliament" to "nowhere in sight".

# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:22

Electronico6: Feb 25, 2011

It's the centrist juggernaut bitch

quote:

Whatever it�s called � liberal, progressive or merely pro-EU � party officials said the result would be a centrist juggernaut

# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:27

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 19:47

jBrereton: May 30, 2013; Grimey Drawer

I thought Renzi was going to slash his wrists after he lost that referendum on The General State of Affairs lol

# ? Oct 22, 2018 13:38

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