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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Most restaurants just don't clean poo poo ever, actually

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

purple death ray posted:

Most restaurants just don't clean poo poo ever, actually

FOH spotted!

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

sweet geek swag posted:

Most places use mops actually.

For day to day cleaning definitely. Still need to haul out the big guns every so often.

Like when I worked as a janitor in college there was a time when the floors walls and ceiling were covered in literal poo poo. Now one could bust out brushes and mops and do it by hand...or you can hook up the power washer and go to town.

I had another instance where the walls were covered in period blood and poo poo and for that one I just quit the job cuz at a certain point poo poo is just too disgusting.

You'll be surprised to find out that kitchens also often use mops. Crazy world we live in.

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!
I wish the custodians in my building would run some water through the floor drains in the bathroom every once in a while.

Smells like putrid fermenting poo poo when you let the P-trap run dry.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

xergm posted:

I wish the custodians in my building would run some water through the floor drains in the bathroom every once in a while.

Smells like putrid fermenting poo poo when you let the P-trap run dry.

Why wait for them to do it? just stuff some paper towels in the bathroom sinks and leave them running for 20 minutes.

NatasDog
Feb 9, 2009

xergm posted:

I wish the custodians in my building would run some water through the floor drains in the bathroom every once in a while.

Smells like putrid fermenting poo poo when you let the P-trap run dry.

If you feel like taking matters into your own hands dump some cooking oil in the drain. It doesn't evaporate and unless you dump a ridiculous amount of water down the drain at some point, it'll last pretty much forever. I had to do this with the shower in my basement bathroom since it rarely gets used.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Worked at KFC in high school and the hose and the pressurized water heater were basically the only way to get rid of all that grease. Hit the floor with the purple stuff, dump a bunch of 200+ degree water all over it, spray it all to the drain. We weren't paid enough to care about much more.

Someone did splash my leg with that hot water once and I got to go home early because of severe burns. That was a good night. Thanks fast food.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

madeintaipei posted:

FOH spotted!

gently caress that noise, I work for a service company that fixes commercial ovens and fridges and stuff. Everyone is filthy as gently caress with very few exceptions.

90 % of my coworkers don't give a poo poo and will still eat anywhere

VV I'm from Oklahoma so yeah pretty much

purple death ray has a new favorite as of 20:48 on Oct 17, 2018

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

purple death ray posted:

Most restaurants just don't clean poo poo ever, actually

Only if you live in a country with a dysfunctional regulatory environment.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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crowtribe
Apr 2, 2013

I'm noice, therefore I am.
Grimey Drawer
I remember working at a commercial butchers and having to clean at the end of the day.

Remember the woodworking bandsaw from high school? Well, imagine pink, moist sawdust in it and having to claw it out by gloved hand because the hose pressure isn't enough to blast it loose.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Push El Burrito posted:

Worked at KFC in high school and the hose and the pressurized water heater were basically the only way to get rid of all that grease. Hit the floor with the purple stuff, dump a bunch of 200+ degree water all over it, spray it all to the drain. We weren't paid enough to care about much more.

Someone did splash my leg with that hot water once and I got to go home early because of severe burns. That was a good night. Thanks fast food.

Kitchen-cleaning is an under-appreciated art-form.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
You mess with the matter, you get the horn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njTgBzHQ-68

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
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Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

Reminded me of this classic:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7OzN8wn4M

Weight classes matter people. Don't try and take someone on who's 2x your size, might have a speed advantage but it doesn't mean poo poo if they grab you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PhXkjc3_gM

Traxis
Jul 2, 2006

crowtribe posted:

I remember working at a commercial butchers and having to clean at the end of the day.

Remember the woodworking bandsaw from high school? Well, imagine pink, moist sawdust in it and having to claw it out by gloved hand because the hose pressure isn't enough to blast it loose.

I had a coworker spray down the bandsaw while it was running, with all of the guards and doors off. Normally this wasn't possible because the sprayer was connected to the lockout switch that cut power to all the equipment in the shop, but he connected it to a sink with a garden hose and duct tape.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

This domain is marked as a trojan according to malwarebytes.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

xergm posted:

I wish the custodians in my building would run some water through the floor drains in the bathroom every once in a while.

Smells like putrid fermenting poo poo when you let the P-trap run dry.

Wait, so you just have floor drains in a bathroom that aren't connected to the sink drains above the P-trap, so the sink drains don't refill the P-trap over time, and someone actually needs to manually pour water into the floor drains? lol holy poo poo what morons did the plumbing.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008


people get mad when you post fatalities/gore in here dude

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011

Did i just watch someone die has never been more relevant.

Brute Hole Force
Dec 25, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Ariong posted:

Why wait for them to do it? just stuff some paper towels in the bathroom sinks and leave them running for 20 minutes.


NatasDog posted:

If you feel like taking matters into your own hands dump some cooking oil in the drain. It doesn't evaporate and unless you dump a ridiculous amount of water down the drain at some point, it'll last pretty much forever. I had to do this with the shower in my basement bathroom since it rarely gets used.

Or just do like my coworkers and piss down the drain because you hate your job.

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
I bought one of those barbie jeeps for my nieces so they could run each other over.

And they do.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Blessed

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

good thing he was wearing a helmet




that came flying right the gently caress off

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

In fairness, many guys react this way when confronted with a huge black cock.

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

MiddleOne posted:

Kitchen-cleaning is an under-appreciated art-form.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcZmISpjQXI

walrusman
Aug 4, 2006


Every time I see this, all I can think is how that was pretty much the best case scenario.

One of my first jobs in high school was selling concessions at the state fair. I worked for a guy who ran about a dozen huge food booths, and one year my school started later so I was able to stick around and work cleanup crew.

The worst job by far was cleaning the deep fryers that had been running 16 hours a day for two weeks. They were due to be put in storage for 11 months, so they had to be spotless. Even after draining the oil out, refilling with water and harsh chemicals and boiling for hours, there was a layer of solid grease on every surface that had to be scraped off with a putty knife. Once that was done, it was time to douse everything in degreaser and go back over it with the putty knife and steel wool. More degreaser, then a pressure wash. It was hours of hot, dangerous work per fryer, and there must have been fifty of the drat things.

50 cents over minimum wage. Schadenfreude. Or something.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

It seems obvious that it's our natural instinct to drive over everyone.

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

That was funny right up until the last one which might have made this a candidate for the OSHA thread.

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



walrusman posted:

One of my first jobs in high school was selling concussions at the state fair.

I was gonna ask what ride this was but then I re-read what you had typed.

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





Someone please put FEMINISM in big with letters on the appropriate ones, please.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Someone please put FEMINISM in big with letters on the appropriate ones, please.

Surely MISANDRY is the word you're after.

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
My piece of poo poo cousin drove over me in a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep. It was pink with purple wheels, which I remember because I can still see it driving towards my skull. That bitch didn't even pull a toe off the gas while she drove over me, pulling out a big bunch of my extra-90's perm. That hurt worse than when I fell off the rope swing at summer camp and bounced 15 feet down the bank of the Frio river.

powpowpowerwheels :smithicide:

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